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Lichtenberg Figures
If you or someone you know is lucky enough to live after getting hit by lightning, hopefully one of you has sense enough to snap a photo of the Lichtenberg figure left behind (if you don't have burns covering it).
They only last a few hours to a few days, so the time is short to get your proof of your story of a lifetime.
AssamLaksa
Harry Potter should have had his scar like that.
abesapien2000
I swear I thought these were white ink tattoos lol
screwedastronaut
THUNDAH AAAAAAAAAAAAA
TehSeksyManz
I'd get that shit tattooed immediately.
AuntsInMyEyesJohnson
I WANT ONE!
Deathsagaxx
Hell if I got struck by lighting and lived to tell the tale, and it looked like that? I might have to get that tattooed, as a reminder.
captianawesome
Shocking
KeransHQ
Finding it amusing that the next post in the sidebar is a picture of Pikachu in action
BigJuicyCucumber
I WANT ONE
verosonfiyaa
I feel like such an asshole. I legitimately thought it was photoshopped for likes.
PokingSmot
The only time I would ever get a tattoo is if I were struck by lightning. I would get the artist to just fill in the lightning.
pthomson76
Tonberryc
Aw, I got hit by lightning in college. Didn't have anything to show for it except a dead watch.
Rowee
Oh, I didn't know they disappeared. I thought they stayed on you forever
darthbiscuit
When I got struck back in 02 it arched off of a lightning rod and got me. Probably saved my life but I missed out on the cool scar.
Hoplessromanticunderyourbed
If i was struck, and lived. I'd tattoo the fuck out of it.
JollyGreenAl
run out and get it tattooed.
derdeeder
this one would be actually pretty awesome to have
CorruptedOP
Can I have one of those?
Janeator
Aw I thought they'd last forever
tyrannosaurusregina
I've taken 3 indirect strikes. The last time I had these on my foot and hip. My whole body was red like I had been in an overly hot bath.
tyrannosaurusregina
I was so disoriented I didn't have the presence of mind to take pics. Running off to get tattooed was definitely not an option.
WhyleKat
I thought they were henna tattoos :)
cameltoestedsandwich
I'd speed down to the tattoo shop to get that shit made permanent. It looks seriously badass.
mybossknowsimonimgur
What if the Lichtenberg Figures are painful to begin with... then add needles!? Yowza!
DiamondLeaguePlayer
Was gonna comment the same thing. Beat me to it. U wanna fight m8
cameltoestedsandwich
I'll fucken smash ya, cunt!
OSCgal
I have never before wanted a tattoo. But seeing these? Surviving a lightning strike and tattooing the results is something I'd HAVE to do.
TehSeksyManz
I just commented this... and then read this comment. Fuck my ass
KuteKittenKoats
Well if I must...
d3rkski
Wife's uncle had been struck twice . .not joking
HeywoodJablowmie
@sarah, can we do something about this guy spamming at the bottom here?
ThePornBroker
To be fair some of these titles did make me laugh, like 'legless girl wants to meet'
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
Ya know I've never seen a mod deal with those spam links. Usually they're too busy protecting safe spaces.
GeorgeoftheDongle
Damn I've never seen that many on one post
Kaysmira
I clicked show bad replies, and scrolled for waaaaay too long. What about this post broke the bot and made it spew that many?
Lindquest31
I honestly thought these were permanent marks/scars
LSAH
So, simply put, that is the burnt/cooked effect through your veins?
HeywoodJablowmie
Yep, lightning trying to find the path of least resistance through your body
NickBlight
I'd get a tattoo of it if I ever got one. I'd have earned that shit
5m4llP0X
You could also get scarification (cut/peel) to make it look more natural.
NickBlight
Scarification looks horrible on white people though...
5m4llP0X
Not if done right: http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/120/9f246e818d484a33946ef360faeef401/l.jpg
NickBlight
IMO it would still look a billion times better in ink
5m4llP0X
Your call. You could also do a scar+ink smear to really make it stand out.
awkwardstare
You've been, THUNDERSTRUCK!
Axelord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcPt7NnhwvA
hotdogtime
+1 for ac/dc
RandAIFlagg
You can't get hit by thunder!
SirSidneyRuffDiamond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo79sqsmjbY
BOOFNOOF
Came back to +1 well done
HughJurection
*starts drinking until thunder is said again*
lesbianyellowsourfruit
THUNDERRR (you're welcome)
HughJurection
I'm just reading this now. I am in the hospital until my liver starts up. I drank too long because I didn't see your thunder
lesbianyellowsourfruit
Sorry to hear, Hugh! Godspeed
HughJurection
✊
CringeMetal
AAAAAAGH aaah aaah ah.... THUNDER!
nashnash1
I was caught, in the middle of a Rock and Roll Attack.THUNDER! and i knew- their was no turning back.THUNDER!
SgtEziosRequiem
A railroad track, Señor Presidente.