Black magic yoyo fuckery

Nov 25, 2022 1:05 PM

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Oooh let me try! -immediately knocks own teeth out-

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Holy SHIT bro save some pussy for the rest of us!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dang dude, save some p*ssy for the rest of us!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don’t yo-yo. Youtube algorithm put a kid doing a triple DNA in my feed. Did this trick with 3 yo-yos at the same time. Wild.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

damn that was good

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But can he do the Invisible Man last seen in competition by Gretchen Grundler?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did everybody have those Yo-yo guys show up for an elementary school assembly then sell the school overpriced yo yos? Why was that a thing?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are we due for the yoyo revival that happens every decade?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yoooooooooo (yo)

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Yo. Yoooooooooo

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Jeez, save some chick's for the rest of us

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's the socks.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The socks give me power!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn son! Save some pussy for the rest of us.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yo Yo Ma!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do me yo-yo man! I want you to do me! Because you're the yo-yo man.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not bad with a yo-yo myself. I can walk the dog, shoot the moon, go around the world, and I can kinda put the cat in the cradle

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Context? Lol is he jizzing?

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

YouTube: IASIP getting off…

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dennis reynolds. Always sunny. Looks like the ep they go to a sexual harassment thing.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

no the one where he gets off is the stolen identity one

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yo-yo ma is black magic.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 of the best

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

fucking hell, late 90s early 2000s were nothing but YOYOs and Diablos, which was effectively a missile launcher

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Late 90's is when I started...early 2000's I stopped playing. Just started again a year or so ago.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was about 12 when I did a cradle and thought I was the chaddest chad ever.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You were. I'm a yoyo dude, believe me.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He does black magic with a yo-yo, I get a black eye from a yo-yo.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This guy fucks.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

On occasion....

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that a yoyo though? Looks different.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is a modern unresponsive style yoyo

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cool. Looks like a small Diabolo. The ones you used to spin around on a thread attached to two separate sticks.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah almost. Look up 4a yoyo and that's basically a small diabolo even more.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aaaaw, it's a baby Diabolo. xD

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn, my guy! Save some pussy for the rest of us.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This guy fucks!

3 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 1

Yeah! Leave some pussy for us straight pregnant women!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean...some times. But my wife's not particularly impressed by my yoyo skill in that way anymore.

3 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Anymore.. lmao out here reppin for the yo-yoers

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She almost left a few times, but kept coming back.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i choose this wife’s guy

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

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3 years ago (deleted Nov 25, 2022 9:12 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Or throw back down, with a string wrapped around her, that lets you pick her back up again at extreme speeds, sometimes with a loop.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it's guy love!

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

How does the string not get looped ip and tangled to hell?!?!

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Unresponsive yoyos are designed to spin without retracting when you tug on the string. Also practice.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Practise practise practise. And untangling it many times.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Honest answer is practice. You tangle the fuck out of many strings before you get to this point.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Black magic yoyo fuckery. It's right in the title.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Lessee, breakaway to a partial gyroscopic flop, fingerspin to DNA, and some sidewinders to adjust string tension. Or something like that :P

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pretty much. Breakaway slack whip to kamikaze mount to half gyro flop to DNA. Then sidewinders.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Keep up the good work! We need more yo-yo love out here

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Will do!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a non-yoyoer, who knows nothing about anything- that was fucking cool. The finger spin with the string whizzing around is wild, man

3 years ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 1

Did anyone else see "non-voyeur"? Just askin' for a friend...

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I personally liked the part where he did that thing with yoyo

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the stuff, I agree.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha. Same

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks man. That element is called either "DNA" or "Tornado Bind" depending on the age of who you ask.

3 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Ya seen that video of the dude doing it with 3 yo-yo’s at once?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Evan Nagao is his name

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://youtube.com/shorts/qmy0iW-tnLA?feature=share. Found this this other day.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Evan Nagao is a Boss and one of my favorite players. Look up his 2018 nationals win if you really want to be impressed.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m really proud of you for doing your trick. I can barely manage walking the dog. Lol. Keep up the hard work!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0