SlimonGelmont
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Jan 19, 2014 8:44 PM
SlimonGelmont
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Wavestormed
What's the difference between a Lambo and dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Penguinranger
(rubs head) This post is gonna get some people killed.
LyingIsFun
Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?
LyingIsFun
1 dead baby in 10 trashcans!
Pseudodraconian
It's a damn shame all those battered women out there... her and I've been eating mine plain all this time
starkiller24
How do you make a plumber sad? Burn his house down. How do you make him happy again? Make sure he is home first.
LordEnglish
Why didn't the jew want to rent the appartment? He wasn't comfortable with the showers, the oven and the use of gas
pacojerte
whats the difference btween a hockey player and a hippie chick??!!
pacojerte
the hockey player takes a shower after 3 periods....
stevnmaggard
What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are twenty of them!
supercaptaincatspacecatcat
Whats the best part about 6 year old girls?
supercaptaincatspacecatcat
Turn em over and theyre six year old boys.
abduct
I have a girlfriend... actually I don't.
JamaicanBeerCanBacon
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees
DepravedSoul
two parter : 1) how do you hide an elephant in a mango tree? paint his nuts orange.
DepravedSoul
2) what's the loudest sound in the jungle? monkeys picking mangoes!
TheAnnieM
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
TheAnnieM
Because she had no arms
Revarg
what is the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
Revarg
i don't fuck an apple before i eat it
Cadywampusish
what is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Cadywampusish
the wheelchair
Pseudodraconian
how many babies does it take to make a sandwich? Depends on how thin you slice them?
Thatwasoverawhileago
5 black people drive off a cliff in an Escalade, what is the problem? An Escalade seat 7 comfortably!
LordEnglish
What do black people and tires in mud have in common? Both work better with chains on
theHarlequin
How many Jews can you fit in a sedan?
theHarlequin
Nine: 5 in the seats, 1 in the trunk, and 3 in the ashtray.
Speedyz4
How many babies does it take to paint a fence?
Speedyz4
Depends how hard you throw them
missowl
my life.
italianhobo411
You know what I love most about twenty-eight year-olds? There's twenty of them.
FrankRizzo55
How do you make a 4 year old cry twice?
FrankRizzo55
Wipe your dick off on his teddy bear.
Macsamillion61
good one
chrisl182
Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds?
pacojerte
there's 20 of them!!
chrisl182
You know!
FrankRizzo55
I KNOW! I KNOW!
chrisl182
There's twenty of them.
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