Feb 1, 2017 4:07 AM
kurokumainkura
49775
829
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TheCountZA
Language!
DangMeat
Shitty electrical
CaptainGnirk
AvE?
NotTheZodiacKiller
Damn I was just about to use it
EmergencyAustralian
Fuck yeah, straya cunt
Quarantane
How much training do I need to be promoted out of fuckwit status?
Pafolo
Triggered
DaMackies
Shame we couldn't have slapped one of these on the White House door on the 20th.
OldGreggsBloodyMangina
As someone was has been paid to work those things, can confirm.
unwittinglyrad
"But I'm not a fuckwit!" "And today on channel 7 news, a man in a workshop dies after trying to operate machinery".
JasonWaterfaIIs
*fuckwit in workshop
rainmakerab
Those Aussies
nimeton0
http://68.media.tumblr.com/0dc35b2d709b909c39da607de4f92ebf/tumblr_o347wjDMHH1qz6f4bo1_1280.jpg
MrRandomUK
As an engineer: I approve
Daneasaur
Google "lathe accident" and you'll have nightmares at how these fuckwits get mangled.
TheDogAteIt
mistvan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-Bwks3u5C0
magicronin
Too bad fuckwits and their kin rarely know that they are dumber than the equipment that are trying to operate
BreenW
AKA cheap ass employers hiring "process workers" from the unemployment line, and forcing them into risky jobs because they have no choices
RuffyButt
Reminds me of ave
WholesomeCrackwhoresForSale
Can confirm, lathes are definitely so, so not to be operated by fuckwits
Madhouse5213
well it dont help that the lathe gear speed are covered by oil and gunk
avendarius
That excludes a significant portion of individuals otherwise "qualified" to operate such machinery
WateryTartan
A lathe like that will ruin your day in 0.03 seconds if you don't know what you are doing. Google "lathe accident" if you don't believe me.
tzxAzrael
don't google lathe accident if you want to have a nice day.
Unsupervisedadult
I used to run a lathe similar to that. Really wish it had that sign on it. The guy who followed me needed it
aWiseSageOnceSaid
Yeah, not even going to ask how that one ended...
RULESOFNATURE
I will, what he do?
Strostkovy
I used a similar one at high school. Turns out some morons are strong enough to engage the half nut and normal carriage mechanism at once.
MechaGandalf
there was a tape line in my school where the key to the chucks would fly since people left them in so often when turning on, on purpose.
Well in this case they managed to shear off a gear and crack the half nut. It was totally unusable until I fixed it.
Youcanthaveeggbaconspamandsausagewithoutthespam
As a machinist I am triggered. Rule #1 I learned in tech school is NEVER LEAVE THE T-HANDLE IN THE CHUCK. Never ever ever never.
Moron i was referring to only tightened 2 jaws on a 4 jaw chuck. It was a 2 inch thick 3 ft diameter casting. Im glad i missed it.
"Clean up aisle 3... nah just bring a hose..."
So did you call an ambulance or a hearse?
Somehow moron managed to escape unharmed. The same couldnt be said for the carriage, cross slide, 2 tool boxes and a cinderblock wall
SurprisedBoxer
Tater4049
You changed the name.
Yep.. seemed to make a bit more sense..
Easier to spell too.
wagnus
Username checks out
CoachCoCo
He only has one look
TheCountZA
Language!
DangMeat
Shitty electrical
CaptainGnirk
AvE?
NotTheZodiacKiller
Damn I was just about to use it
EmergencyAustralian
Fuck yeah, straya cunt
Quarantane
How much training do I need to be promoted out of fuckwit status?
Pafolo
Triggered
DaMackies
Shame we couldn't have slapped one of these on the White House door on the 20th.
OldGreggsBloodyMangina
As someone was has been paid to work those things, can confirm.
unwittinglyrad
"But I'm not a fuckwit!" "And today on channel 7 news, a man in a workshop dies after trying to operate machinery".
JasonWaterfaIIs
*fuckwit in workshop
rainmakerab
Those Aussies
nimeton0
http://68.media.tumblr.com/0dc35b2d709b909c39da607de4f92ebf/tumblr_o347wjDMHH1qz6f4bo1_1280.jpg
MrRandomUK
As an engineer: I approve
Daneasaur
Google "lathe accident" and you'll have nightmares at how these fuckwits get mangled.
TheDogAteIt
mistvan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-Bwks3u5C0
magicronin
Too bad fuckwits and their kin rarely know that they are dumber than the equipment that are trying to operate
Pafolo
BreenW
AKA cheap ass employers hiring "process workers" from the unemployment line, and forcing them into risky jobs because they have no choices
RuffyButt
Reminds me of ave
WholesomeCrackwhoresForSale
Can confirm, lathes are definitely so, so not to be operated by fuckwits
Madhouse5213
well it dont help that the lathe gear speed are covered by oil and gunk
avendarius
That excludes a significant portion of individuals otherwise "qualified" to operate such machinery
WateryTartan
A lathe like that will ruin your day in 0.03 seconds if you don't know what you are doing. Google "lathe accident" if you don't believe me.
tzxAzrael
don't google lathe accident if you want to have a nice day.
Unsupervisedadult
I used to run a lathe similar to that. Really wish it had that sign on it. The guy who followed me needed it
aWiseSageOnceSaid
Yeah, not even going to ask how that one ended...
RULESOFNATURE
I will, what he do?
Strostkovy
I used a similar one at high school. Turns out some morons are strong enough to engage the half nut and normal carriage mechanism at once.
MechaGandalf
there was a tape line in my school where the key to the chucks would fly since people left them in so often when turning on, on purpose.
Strostkovy
Well in this case they managed to shear off a gear and crack the half nut. It was totally unusable until I fixed it.
Youcanthaveeggbaconspamandsausagewithoutthespam
As a machinist I am triggered. Rule #1 I learned in tech school is NEVER LEAVE THE T-HANDLE IN THE CHUCK. Never ever ever never.
Unsupervisedadult
Moron i was referring to only tightened 2 jaws on a 4 jaw chuck. It was a 2 inch thick 3 ft diameter casting. Im glad i missed it.
tzxAzrael
"Clean up aisle 3... nah just bring a hose..."
Strostkovy
So did you call an ambulance or a hearse?
Unsupervisedadult
Somehow moron managed to escape unharmed. The same couldnt be said for the carriage, cross slide, 2 tool boxes and a cinderblock wall
SurprisedBoxer
Tater4049
You changed the name.
SurprisedBoxer
Yep.. seemed to make a bit more sense..
Tater4049
Easier to spell too.
SurprisedBoxer
wagnus
Username checks out
SurprisedBoxer
CoachCoCo
He only has one look
SurprisedBoxer