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May 22, 2022 4:52 AM
MacGrimm
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OhWhoaDannyJoe
#21 chickens can fly
Gcleff
#10 I usually scroll past these types but for real gonna give me gnocchi?
toolzgalore2
#47 leela as a cat
AxellTheDragon
#12
SmokyDoggg
#2 Pika Pika Pika Pikachu? Pika Pikachu Pika!
TheDoctorIsInside
#42 Good on paper, but would just end up with more Republicans.
nopenousername
#4 First, press a finger on her lips while shushing them. B: kiss them gently on the fivehead. 3th: lively skip back into game room.
GeneralAnubis
#10 As a Leo, I can confirm that Hashbrowns are my absolute favorite way to eat potato
PLUTONIUMBERYLLIUM
#1 tweet or comic - who did it first?
AbdulMasaiev
#40 Naw, they have that covered. The parents are responsible for the actions of the underaged, so the mom gets punished. Because of course.
RadasNoir
It was always about punishing the woman. The cruelty is the point.
SmokyDoggg
#12 At some point it's just eat a fucking orange. It's better for you anyway and has some fiber, juices are like drinking soda with vitamins
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
#1 Pfft. If you have the diamonds, waste them. There comes a point when diamonds are no longer necessary (or worth as much, at least).
toolzgalore2
#50 this one had me rolling
HyperCynic
#20 I would pay good money for this.
PremiumCola
#1 you also can't put loyalty on a hoe
testzero
#1 This advice was from a time when hoes were only good for tilling soil. Now it can mine leaves and skulk blocks, so it's much more useful.
HaterofWasps
#38 they wouldn't care - they're above the law! /s
TielKiri
#21 But it’s fight or flight, not flight or fight!
cisandros
You mess with the cock, you get the Glock
HitTheSackJack
#32 send brenda more life
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Not until she gets us those poems
RadasNoir
She had no life but she thought she did.
acuteavocado7
#2 thanks for the fresh take nobody's ever thought of before in 26 years
Cglikespie
#10 vodka should be on this list.
BisAndThighHighs
#2 They finally mentioned an obscure piece of lore in Legends. Pokémon shrink to a tiny size as an involuntary defense mechanism. 1/
BisAndThighHighs
Creator of Pokeballs had an unruly Primeape, so he gave it a sedative, it then shrank down small enough to fit in his glasses case. 2/
BisAndThighHighs
Pokeballs force this behaviour, Pokémon also do it when they faint. In the 3D games you can see them start to shrink before the beam hits 3/
BisAndThighHighs
Minimise is when a Pokémon has learned to control the behaviour voluntarily. Fitting in a ball is natural behaviour for them. 4/4
fiddlewheelx
#10 as a Virgo, fuck you.
SealandIsARealCountry
As another virgo I'm with you, but what's with the shitty Walmart hashbrown thing over the proper grated hashbrowns
p75369
No, dude, the others are stuck with what they have, we have the freedom to choose our own destiny.
robcopter
With you on that one, like, what the hell dude?
4vie
As a Taurus, we're barely off better.
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
Look at it this way, this means you are perfect the way you are no need for frying of fancy toppings. 1/
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
On the other hand you are perfect to fit in a potato cannon and take down your haters
SgtLemming
As a Scorpio... fuck no, I'd rather be a saggitarius.
ryry1237
raw?
Haidere1988
Dog
SmokyDoggg
#13
puffschick420
Idk who made the Master Shake cross stitch but I fucking love it
maybeamonster
cosonfused
it looks like a spiderman villain
VibratingNipples
I will milk you raw
Santac99
They already have the hippo. Why not a cow?
ThisOldCPU
Earthworm Jim has always had a thing with cows.
TheDudeanator
Freakazoid!
ryry1237
Getting a slight Hotline Miami vibe from this.
mastertmo
On my phone at least, the artwork looked really good.
SmilinSloth
How Lucy should have looked in fairy tail when she cow fuses.
JackSmiles2
it will just be a mod for Moonknight Theft Auto
ridingcoattails
I got Happy! villain vibes from it
Crowlands
I need another season. Or more.
bigfatpanda89
Go from smoothy to Santa to hooves
RoulettesPlay
Reminded me of Cow Hell from Diablo
scuuubasteve
Moo
toolzgalore2
#16 its...coral
XuncuTheTiger
*long rattling noise that can be described as gargling with a mouth filled with water and marbles, that starts with a "C" sound*
cuzitsthere
CHGKORRRALLL!
ariogre
Coral poppa.
4vie
.... Bloody aries and their poutine... At least we Tauruses get off lightly. Who'd wanna be a virgo?
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
Dude, potato cannon. Take down your haters
4vie
Sure you mean "taters"? :P
toolzgalore2
#4 its paused, listen to the story
BigFatFailureTurtle
At what point does boring someone and preventing them from their hobbies outweigh the rudeness of telling them they're boring?
BigFatFailureTurtle
Obviously it would take quite a lot of long, boring stories but there's definitely a crossover point somewhere.
VitaminBeaPositive
You know that was a joke and not a serious situation asking for advice, right?
NiceGreenArrows
Ah yes. The joke is...he's an asshole. Comedy gold.
GoliathSkittles
I mean yeah, that's like 50% of stand up comedy.
NiceGreenArrows
you probably should watch more varied and higher quality standup.
BigFatFailureTurtle
Would you say the same of someone was interrupted whilst painting, reading, writing, watching a movie etc?
Haidere1988
I can't pause an MMO, Sharon! I gotta get back to the raid, the boss is finishing his monologue!
nopenousername
Jokes on her, I'm MARRIED 2 THA GAME
SmilinSloth
What if it's only paused in your mind and your actually about to get kicked and have to wait for a huge que again.
mobilekeptcrashing
Tell that to any multiplayer game. My squad needs me!
BingleyBingleyBeep
The joke states that the game is paused, ergo it's not a multi-player game.
chuffmunky
my wife waits til the final level or scene of the game or movie to interrupt me
BOSSMOPS
I'm asking him when he has time to talk. Most of the time he can go to a quiet place in the game. Then we talk. If it's multiplayer I just
BOSSMOPS
Wait till the round is over. Ezpz.
FizzleBurger
It could be paused at an intense moment (e.g. mid-combat) and the thought still distracts you. It's reasonable to ask something like, (1/2)
FizzleBurger
"Your story deserves my undivided attention. I'm so sorry, but can I have 5 minutes to reach a better stopping point so I can give it?"(2/2)
toolzgalore2
I like this, clear concise communication