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Mar 29, 2018 9:26 PM
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SithElephant
Adult female giraffe shoulder height is about 30cm higher than tall humans, so you may need to stand on a box to be as tall.
DamBroox
Sounds like something joey diaz would say
GlipGlop707
bpetersen
Best episode of work alcoholics imo.
iamlamp2
Ok yeah I'm the same way. Who would ever expect pot to not be nice to you!
Xedi22
It may be genetic...I lack the enzyme that handles DMX (cough syrup). A single legal dose can have me loopy for days. 3 legal doses...wow.
EverythingThatFallsToTheGroundIsMine
LUCKY!
bagwithwhichonedouches
Immediately thought of Ludacris. https://youtu.be/LSSQMNvtarY
Vanmar1996
Fucking the toastercoaster on the the back door XD
BitchySadElvenMermaid
why i dont smoke anymore, makes my brain go too fucky
bflobob2004
I've been that high, the lack of oxygen just enhances it.
huckitchuckit
Matt Braunger!
Thecringewhostolechristmas
Joe Rogan stand up show 2006 also says it
schleimkeim
That's exactly how an overdose of heroin feels like.
Mysticalclouds
A giraffe's head is higher than it's pussy.
Kar16
Not if they bend down.
NoTraceOfHumanity
2high4me
TheExpensiveBikeRide
He wasn't that high
Buckbeak1486
"High as giraffe pussy" reminds me of one of my favourite songs.
JohnCaravella
Has anyone ever measured how high giraffe pussy is?
Lierofox
Fucking high.
ForrestGreggJr5
I only got giraffe pussy high from magic mushrooms
ChickensAndWaffles
i wish there was an option to double upvote
trigger60
You need an account for both of your personalities.
Hotpress
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iarmit
I usually just upvote another of their comments or posts
MrRemy
@ExtraUpvote you have been summoned. Thank you kind sir.
ExtraUpvote
+1'd!
FreshWater13
That's why I play video games, focus your brain entirely on gittin gud, then you're not breathing manually
eromitlab
High as giraffe pussy?
nonamejanie
I’ve been so high I thought I was dying. The strongest weed I’ve ever smoked and I had to have my husband to sit by me and touch my arm>
nonamejanie
>every few min so I knew I was indeed still alive. He said that went on a couple of hours. It felt like 10 days to me.
Thegodsofimgur
I’ve never heard the phrase “high as a giraffe pussy” but you’d be damned if you think I’m not gonna use it at every opportunity now
LordCommanderTomSnow
Coined by comedian Joe Rogan.
KLUSTENATOR
It's been about a year now. Have you used it at every opportunity?
BarfTittiesGalore
Please tell me you know the meaning of "a C.H." when it comes to measuring. That one'll floor ya!
Kazpur8lS
Go on...
FirebirdNC
Same, I also made the mistake of showing this to my husband.
TwoCheese
Smokin trees till you’re Vietnamese
temujin9
I'm not gonna lie: it stayed in rotation far longer than it should have, when I first learned it.
butlerfetish
The first time I heard it was walking into a medical marijuana dispensary. Yeah, dude, you are definitely here for medical need.
eileenuknow1
Ameatyloaf
Is that John Seed?
TheCommentTroll
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/Xzibit_W.jpg
TokyosNotFarEnough
I've used this term for over a decade. Usually for the $ of something. "Damn, new trucks are ridiculous." "Yep. Higher than giraffe pussy!"
galenmarek117
It's an old Irish term, from a grandmother!
theycallmemrpib
Matt Braunger! Woo!
IshitOnWindshields
Its in a 36 mafia song
ZBird92
poorwhitetrash
Are you high as a giraffe pussy?!
theycallmemrpib
Matt Braunger is the comedian who coined the term as far as I know.
Triizzzle
Hell yea ! That’s one funny ass dude
SilverNyte
Thats where i first heard it too
GratuitousMastication
Thanks, was trying to think of his name
theycallmemrpib
You’re welcome
SonOfVon
it was joe rogan
ilikefoodmorethanpeople
I've heard it for the first time about a week ago by Joe Rogan on his podcast. Really stuck with me. I was that high
PartMetalAlchemist
It’s from an old Joe Rogan stand up
misterisher
Higher than a bats ass
IrishBarBalm
Knew an opiate addict that would get like that whenever he was drunk and he got his hands on enough pills. No idea how he's still alive.
ohboyohboyohboy
Opioids slow respirations, even in the hospital. Anything under 12 breaths a min causes low enough oxygen for tissue to be damaged. So he
ohboyohboyohboy
probably has some effects of that going on.
MaladaptedMedic
Alcohol+narcotics=death usually... Your friend must have the constitution of a fucking elephant
PoppinLochNessHopster
Bit of a stretch, they both depress your respiratory system but if you don't overdo it and don't have acetaminophen mixed in it can be ok.
MaladaptedMedic
Dude... alcohol and narcs is as bad as alcohol and benzos. It's a great way to get yourself into an early, unexpected grave.
PoppinLochNessHopster
See above comment.
BoyOhBoyOhBoyOhBoy
MaladaptedMedic
Overdo it in this case being...? Seriously, I've seen enough OD's that I can safely conclude there is no "safe" amount to mix
Mordrehl
I've been the high ... me "I'm going to die" ... friend "well fuck yeah if you keep forgetting to breath"
somestrangeryoudontknow
I hate the high where you’re constantly sighing
acuteavocado7
oh fuck i thought that was just me
BarfTittiesGalore
Yeah, I hate when he does that, too.
Mordrehl
yeah
usersubbordercontrol
Dude. I been that high for 12 years straight. Infant year's were interesting. (Side note, I have an immune disease that caused acid trips)
usersubbordercontrol
Wasn't till I was 12 I managed to stop and control them by dieting. But dude, you ever be so high you can't talk, so you plan out papers
usersubbordercontrol
That you communicate through, and literally have answers to anything someone could ask you, and yes even that question.
KRicci
Can I ask which disease? That's very interesting
KnightWang
The one sign they didn't make
usersubbordercontrol
Oh, it's like an extreme allergy to gluten. Makes me go into like suffocating from trace amounts, nowadays
EasyAsAB
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