Jul 31, 2017 8:15 PM
eion85
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muaddweeb
Not pictured - coveted nachos.
IronicUsername
I wish I could upvote this twice.
Jaron58
TheEvenPrez
Khristie kreme
llGreenll
To be fair the heckler was being a bit of a dick
idontknowhowtoimgurverywell
I cannot stop laughing at this. I even woke up laughing about I after seeing it last night.
softballguy
GuestChrist
I like how he gave maximum protection to the nachos
bananapancakes
I always upvote xmen.
ILikeToCallItLostWages
NO-TING MOVES DEH BLOB
theyar
Friend of mine had that game in his bedroom.
M0chaBear
SimpsonYouDiabolical
Solid quads
BeauKnerr
v
damspam
Is that really him dancing
fnordy
Nice butt. Marvel Girl's butt isn't to shabby either.
Jaqdakloun
Psh ! Chris Christe wishes he was this slim.
downvoteacct
Chris Christy is nothing but a pussy and should be in prison!
GeminiClone
I want to thank OP for this post and everyone else for the comments. You all make the internet great!!! :)
It was my first trip to the Front Page too. Thanks, everybody.
captainofthessdouchecanoe
Leaked footage of Christie fleeing the scene after the confrontation. Still no word on why he was naked.
probablyabnormal
To be fair, Chris Christie is waaay fatter than that.
fightfightfightlosewinfight
fupa gawd
aShogunNamedMarcus
I never really noticed watching this as a kid that Jean Grey just had a wtf uni-asscheek going on
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
She was totally incontinent, that suit just contains an adult diaper.
Panda4hire
"ok Stan, what's this villain's mutant power?" "he's fat." "ok."
Crowlands
I think he had personal gravity powers, or something? He could make himself lighter or heavier.
Google tells me: He used to. Now he has fat manipulation, to change his shape, and block impacts. And he has no sense of pain.
Tenemoslosfactos
Yep he just giggles bullets and lasers and shit off his body.
Tyrannotron
Nothing moves the Blob!
Vercci
Juggernaut with flatten you
SonicBoomYourFamily
*Colossus power move yell*
Welcome to die!
America STILL. NEEDS. YOUR. HELP!
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Cyclops uses eye beam to project first 10 minutes of Up.
ThesePipesAreClean
LucianKane
Jollytothegreen
She doesn't even need a bed. She can just lay on herself
ImSorryThatIWasBornIdentifyingAsTheSexThatIActuallyAm
I'll bet that room smells like rotting flesh.
phelixthecat
I only up voted because of your user name because it was from cabin boy, hah.
Aw yeah!
cinemagraphguy
No
attackofthequokka
https://media.giphy.com/media/cJL1Y7MY1akc8/giphy.gif
Sekolah
Fukken saved
G0MeatCube
Just shoot me if I get that big.
gonzar09
I'm pretty sure the bullet would just get absorbed into your hefty bio-mass at that point.
BryceTRex
wheresthetoaster
I got you if you got me
I got you!! You got me?
Willybum84
Dear Lord.
stokedthisusernamewasavailable
Of course her boyfriend is Mexican
Sage042000
Whoa whoa whoa...black guy here. You can't just be giving our stereotypes away like you own em. Anyway, dat ass.
SpaceSphere
1PokemonFan
At least you can fuck the rolls when she's on her period
TheMostSensibleofChuckles
DEAR GOD!
PotooGeatAndWise
jukiflorez
Omg...+1
bochikiniki
I feel like there is a fundamental limit to how many calories that can be absorbed in a given period of time that would prevent this.
canadianreserve
The problem is that their families keep feeding when they get to big to get out of bed. Stupid slob + dumb ass family
DarthSedition
OMFG op is officially not a bundle of sticks. This is the best use of this image I've ever seen.
CantEvenLurkRight
thelittletrainthatcanteven
Sauce? So I can judge. And Judge fucking hard.
PenisShapedPoops
I think that might be Eman Ahmed. Sad story all around and hope she continues to lose weight and regain control post-paralysis.
iHveNoCleverName
For real. At least she trying now
Pulled from a 29th shitpost..,
I looked sry
RichardManeuver
Jean Grey had the worst costume in that show. In a show that included Jubalee' s lame yellow coat. She was cool as Pheonix though.
THRAWN18
If I remember, the outfit was based on her comic costume, except all her hair was out and not a pony tail
xeno426
Jubalee would have been perfect for a big character growth arc. Instead, she remained useless throughout.
That's not true, someone had to light birthday candles at the X-mansion.
When I was a kid I had a trading card of Jean Grey that my mom took away because she thought the yellow was bare skin.
whatspaulplayingtoday
She also had the worst fucking code name. IT IS LITERALLY HER NAME. WHY?
bigassdolphin
Marvel Girl wasn't licensed and it was her original name.
I learned something today. Thank you, bigassdolphin. I hope your blowhole is clean.
My blowhole can never be clean again after what I did to those mutants.
I mean... we could just fuck it up with seltzer water for a solid minute.
fuckyeahilikevodka
Jean grey looked good during the Phoenix saga.
Oh yeah.
TheManInTheWall
I was slightly too young to see it. All i saw was a couple of episodes, usually repeats, and always out of order
Notmybullshot
They are on youtube! Edited slightly, but I watched all of season one last week. My childhood crush on Gambit was restored.
PeebRow
they are on Canada Netflix, makes for awesome binge watching.
Looking back at it now I am not sure I could have gotten into it unless I was a kid. Love the XMen but the cartoon wasn't the best
DeliriousPuma
I tried we watching. On Hulu I think. It didn't age well. Not like Spider-Man which I did rewatch.
iamthisguy247
All I know was that I had a huge crush on her while that show was on. Her and Rogue.
Rogue was such a babe!
GoChaca
No love for Mystique?
I'm trying to remember but I don't recall her out of her Blue form very often on that show. Now in the movies she works for me.
My love for mystique came later, as well as continued love of rogue and a particularly persistent crush on kitty pryde. X-Men Evolution.
Kitty Pride from X-Men Evolution was my JAM! good call
Rouge was my favorite
Dylzner
Gambit was all up in that
He wishes he could be
PandraPierva
That was the accent...at least for me
Yeah. Didn't she used to call people sugar? Or something like that. It did it for me.
Yup.
Somanyquestions
How is this typo so frequent? How often do people use Rouge? (Except in French)
IWasntTiredSoIDecidedToMakeSomeLightlyFriedFishFillets
"I'm gonna roll a rouge" "That game is a Rouge like".
BabyWitchErika
That typo annoys me to no end.
About as often as we use rogue (except when referring to the character or Star wars)
Or Character class. So about as often except 3 very popular things in pop culture!
muaddweeb
Not pictured - coveted nachos.
IronicUsername
I wish I could upvote this twice.
Jaron58
TheEvenPrez
Khristie kreme
llGreenll
To be fair the heckler was being a bit of a dick
idontknowhowtoimgurverywell
I cannot stop laughing at this. I even woke up laughing about I after seeing it last night.
softballguy
GuestChrist
I like how he gave maximum protection to the nachos
bananapancakes
I always upvote xmen.
ILikeToCallItLostWages
NO-TING MOVES DEH BLOB
theyar
Friend of mine had that game in his bedroom.
M0chaBear
SimpsonYouDiabolical
Solid quads
BeauKnerr
damspam
Is that really him dancing
fnordy
Nice butt. Marvel Girl's butt isn't to shabby either.
Jaqdakloun
Psh ! Chris Christe wishes he was this slim.
downvoteacct
Chris Christy is nothing but a pussy and should be in prison!
GeminiClone
I want to thank OP for this post and everyone else for the comments. You all make the internet great!!! :)
eion85
It was my first trip to the Front Page too. Thanks, everybody.
captainofthessdouchecanoe
Leaked footage of Christie fleeing the scene after the confrontation. Still no word on why he was naked.
probablyabnormal
To be fair, Chris Christie is waaay fatter than that.
fightfightfightlosewinfight
fupa gawd
aShogunNamedMarcus
I never really noticed watching this as a kid that Jean Grey just had a wtf uni-asscheek going on
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
She was totally incontinent, that suit just contains an adult diaper.
Panda4hire
"ok Stan, what's this villain's mutant power?" "he's fat." "ok."
Crowlands
I think he had personal gravity powers, or something? He could make himself lighter or heavier.
Crowlands
Google tells me: He used to. Now he has fat manipulation, to change his shape, and block impacts. And he has no sense of pain.
Tenemoslosfactos
Yep he just giggles bullets and lasers and shit off his body.
Tyrannotron
Nothing moves the Blob!
Vercci
Juggernaut with flatten you
SonicBoomYourFamily
*Colossus power move yell*
Tyrannotron
Welcome to die!
SonicBoomYourFamily
America STILL. NEEDS. YOUR. HELP!
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Cyclops uses eye beam to project first 10 minutes of Up.
ThesePipesAreClean
LucianKane
Jollytothegreen
She doesn't even need a bed. She can just lay on herself
ImSorryThatIWasBornIdentifyingAsTheSexThatIActuallyAm
I'll bet that room smells like rotting flesh.
phelixthecat
I only up voted because of your user name because it was from cabin boy, hah.
ThesePipesAreClean
Aw yeah!
cinemagraphguy
No
attackofthequokka
https://media.giphy.com/media/cJL1Y7MY1akc8/giphy.gif
Sekolah
Fukken saved
G0MeatCube
Just shoot me if I get that big.
gonzar09
I'm pretty sure the bullet would just get absorbed into your hefty bio-mass at that point.
BryceTRex
wheresthetoaster
I got you if you got me
G0MeatCube
I got you!! You got me?
Willybum84
Dear Lord.
stokedthisusernamewasavailable
Of course her boyfriend is Mexican
Sage042000
Whoa whoa whoa...black guy here. You can't just be giving our stereotypes away like you own em. Anyway, dat ass.
SpaceSphere
1PokemonFan
At least you can fuck the rolls when she's on her period
TheMostSensibleofChuckles
DEAR GOD!
PotooGeatAndWise
jukiflorez
Omg...+1
bochikiniki
I feel like there is a fundamental limit to how many calories that can be absorbed in a given period of time that would prevent this.
canadianreserve
The problem is that their families keep feeding when they get to big to get out of bed. Stupid slob + dumb ass family
eion85
DarthSedition
OMFG op is officially not a bundle of sticks. This is the best use of this image I've ever seen.
CantEvenLurkRight
CantEvenLurkRight
CantEvenLurkRight
thelittletrainthatcanteven
Sauce? So I can judge. And Judge fucking hard.
PenisShapedPoops
I think that might be Eman Ahmed. Sad story all around and hope she continues to lose weight and regain control post-paralysis.
iHveNoCleverName
For real. At least she trying now
ThesePipesAreClean
Pulled from a 29th shitpost..,
ThesePipesAreClean
I looked sry
RichardManeuver
Jean Grey had the worst costume in that show. In a show that included Jubalee' s lame yellow coat. She was cool as Pheonix though.
THRAWN18
If I remember, the outfit was based on her comic costume, except all her hair was out and not a pony tail
xeno426
Jubalee would have been perfect for a big character growth arc. Instead, she remained useless throughout.
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
That's not true, someone had to light birthday candles at the X-mansion.
Tenemoslosfactos
When I was a kid I had a trading card of Jean Grey that my mom took away because she thought the yellow was bare skin.
whatspaulplayingtoday
She also had the worst fucking code name. IT IS LITERALLY HER NAME. WHY?
bigassdolphin
Marvel Girl wasn't licensed and it was her original name.
whatspaulplayingtoday
I learned something today. Thank you, bigassdolphin. I hope your blowhole is clean.
bigassdolphin
My blowhole can never be clean again after what I did to those mutants.
whatspaulplayingtoday
I mean... we could just fuck it up with seltzer water for a solid minute.
fuckyeahilikevodka
Jean grey looked good during the Phoenix saga.
RichardManeuver
Oh yeah.
TheManInTheWall
I was slightly too young to see it. All i saw was a couple of episodes, usually repeats, and always out of order
Notmybullshot
They are on youtube! Edited slightly, but I watched all of season one last week. My childhood crush on Gambit was restored.
PeebRow
they are on Canada Netflix, makes for awesome binge watching.
RichardManeuver
Looking back at it now I am not sure I could have gotten into it unless I was a kid. Love the XMen but the cartoon wasn't the best
DeliriousPuma
I tried we watching. On Hulu I think. It didn't age well. Not like Spider-Man which I did rewatch.
iamthisguy247
All I know was that I had a huge crush on her while that show was on. Her and Rogue.
Tenemoslosfactos
Rogue was such a babe!
GoChaca
No love for Mystique?
iamthisguy247
I'm trying to remember but I don't recall her out of her Blue form very often on that show. Now in the movies she works for me.
DarthSedition
My love for mystique came later, as well as continued love of rogue and a particularly persistent crush on kitty pryde. X-Men Evolution.
GoChaca
Kitty Pride from X-Men Evolution was my JAM! good call
RichardManeuver
Rouge was my favorite
Dylzner
Gambit was all up in that
DarthSedition
He wishes he could be
PandraPierva
That was the accent...at least for me
RichardManeuver
Yeah. Didn't she used to call people sugar? Or something like that. It did it for me.
PandraPierva
Yup.
Somanyquestions
How is this typo so frequent? How often do people use Rouge? (Except in French)
IWasntTiredSoIDecidedToMakeSomeLightlyFriedFishFillets
"I'm gonna roll a rouge" "That game is a Rouge like".
BabyWitchErika
That typo annoys me to no end.
DarthSedition
About as often as we use rogue (except when referring to the character or Star wars)
Somanyquestions
Or Character class. So about as often except 3 very popular things in pop culture!