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*edit* Thank you for this "most viral" thing. :D
Oct 10, 2016 5:53 AM
urttraz
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*edit* Thank you for this "most viral" thing. :D
Zahnradfee
Next time I see an attractive man I'll get a fly for him. Maybe it works.
ExtraRains
Jumping spiders are literally smaller then your thumb nail theyre not scary!
FrozenFoodGuy
Upvoting cuz of cute spider, funny reactions from wife and the best cropping i've ever witnessed! Also i have a pet tarantula so HA!
d3jake
Nope++
ACuntrarianCont
Spiders are adorable, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Also, if she ever asks for a puppy give back the same response.
noneforgretchenwieners
Spiddey spider has puppy dog eyes!
Veszy
@OP your cropping is amazing, thank you
BennuBird
Upvote solely for outstanding cropping. Bravo. All y'all other bastards take note.
Molvanian
*Insert Billy and Mandy reference here.*
edwardelricsnipples
Never thought I'd want a giant jumping spider as a pet
Diego2Fuego
WHYYOUDIDTHISTOYOURSELF
This is my gf. She's currently threatening to surprise me on my birthday with a Tarantula chilling in my room.
TheresaCakeinmyBoots
Octopussy95
glerbblerblernsglerbs
Aww just like BB8
Happyrexmanningday
Yeah sure just like it
GadenKerensky
In school, I once watched one of these things climb to the top of my desk, only to immediately jump back down to the floor.
PressedRatAndWarthog
muisverriet
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
"I look fucking good"
ifucktrees
Y M C A!
AndySmallfry
Honestly this is the cutest nope I've ever seen!
raksel
The cropping of the images are so pleasing
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
/s/
urttraz
So thankful imgur has a crop tool.
Ultrafire3
I never noticed that Imgur had a crop tool
SmokeyQuartz
T-t-t-t-technically the verb should be "is" because it's modifying cropping, not images. Take out "of the images" and you have "the cropping
SmokeyQuartz
are so pleasing" AND THAT SHIT DON'T SOUND RIGHT, DO IT, FAM? I hope your day is lit af, homes.
Satsuiki
Perfectly split on the pictures as well. I love not having to re-read multiple lines.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
This 1000x
lalalandmamma
Nope +1
CxTaros
Nein plus Eins!
pancakebechslap
I'm broke a few bones in my hands by raising them of the screen so quickly
pancakebechslap
I*
QuickINeedAName
I wish spiders could talk now
urttraz
Maybe they can. Have you tried listening?
ChocolateSquirrel
After I lost my job, I vented to this spider who had been in my room for a week. It was gone the next morning.
urttraz
Maybe he was getting vengeance for you.
ChocolateSquirrel
miserableprincess
Be careful OP. Started with one, now I have 7. it only gets worse
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Hah. "Worse" like you don't love all seven of the hairy buggers.
miserableprincess
Too true :P
urttraz
Wives or spiders?
VulpesIncendium
Unless he's from Utah, I'm gonna go with spiders.
PsychedChicken
Yes.
webcamtarantula
I started with one and now I have close to 60.
miserableprincess
If I had the room I'd probably have many more.
webcamtarantula
1)I think there is actually some science behind the collecting. Like a lot of people are afraid of spiders till they get their first T and
webcamtarantula
2)it's kind of a nice feeling to find out you were wrong the whole time. So people want to feel that more or again. So they get more.
miserableprincess
Oh don't get me wrong, they terrify me. I've yet to handle one of them. Except my a. Urticans that was a rodeo to rehouse. 1/2
miserableprincess
But I know I'm going to have to eventually by necessity. I want to try handling my curly hair since either the most docile. IK to be safe
webcamtarantula
Even if you do get bitten you probably wont even notice from a curly. Curlies are super friendly most of the time as well.
webcamtarantula
The biggest risk is to the spider. The bed is the best place to handle a T if you are going to or in a nice open space so they can't fall.
Clayman8
It looks so sad on the last pic :( its trying so hard to be nice.
DickwaffleTheGreat
its ok i have a gift for him that will cheer up the little fucker
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Clayman8
I dont know what this is...but somewhere Michael Bay just woke up in fever and wet himself
SamuraiChemist
"Flies are friends, not food"
chrisdafish
Its like trying to convince my gf snakes are cute. Even waffles won't sway her
urttraz
Oddly enough, my wife is fine with snakes.
Clayman8
Sneks ARE cute. Whats wrong with people these days. Cats and puppers are over rated. Bring the slippy tubes!
Sogeking
Trouser snake?
chrisdafish
When we're ready
Sogeking
chrisdafish
We're not even 10 months in our normal relationship