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Apr 1, 2018 3:15 AM
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AlternativeMoral
You realise it has a beak... Look again... Think about his back... When it sinks in it makes your back itch. Chtulu has you, you're welcome!
Dinwiddie
Not a game you would want to play with an Ozzy Blue Ring Octopus.
taxiandrotate
vandownbythervr
Classic Facebook parent post.
BugEyedLemur
His shoulder/tentacles/collar bone/skin tone is confusing to look at.
trippingonmytripodtakingthetriptotunatown
which one sucks the best tho
heywoodjabme
Hard to say, but I know which one had the best tits.
CaptainWolfsburg
Well octopuses have a beak, so....
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
hell of a hand though :^)
Frankthehornytree
Probably the octopus. Bitch probably won't put out.
AstronautChicken
Girls are just the WORST, right?
joeyjojosharknado
The female octopus dies after her eggs hatch.
HeffalSnarksnGrumpzles
Looks like a face hugger
Wellshiet
ha ha get it becuase woman amirite ha ha get it get it
GRiMGRiZ
FW: FW: FW: ha ha women!!!!!
yeanahyeah
Has anyone seen the movie Life (2017)?
J4ckR4nd0m
I bought it when it was on sale...have yet to watch it tho.
Squagglenater
For a second, the girls leg looked like a really saggy nipple on the mans chest
Squagglenater
You can downvote me but I speak the truth.
waliicStar
I'd cook it into something nice
mishalala
You go to Chinese Walmart we cook you good. Long time.
Fratstarchad
Y'all: I'm an equalist, women deserve the same rights, blah blah. Also y'all: here is a joke we've been making for eons about how women suck
Back2FrontBoy
The tentacle on the right shoulder is clearly burrowing under the skin and into his brain stem in order to calm and control the host body.
FPguardian
It made Darth bane more powerful
threelitreassengine
needs more jpeg
Phoenixbull
Here you can see Davi Jones in his natural form. I guess he missed his cap.
UranusSpelunker
This is the next generation now that The Shape of Water made Pescataphila mainstream.
CovfefeTheBloodless
Ah yes, the "why don't I have a girlfriend?" starter pack.
miat793
Can you find the nine pussies in the photo
Randomice
"The Puppet Masters" - Robert A. Heinlein.
BlownByTheMonsignor
Most realistic tattoo I've ever seen
Aurourus
GTIBH
Ok goddammit , that’s funny !
RudeboyStig
Octopus, you have a human on your face!
Piornet
Imgur: Tumblr for white men
brainstream
Upvote for title.
Elkdridge
Birth of Octodad
zalan26
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/1/1f/CheapTrick.png/revision/latest?cb=20150523154416
ImNotDumbIJustPlayOne
LMFAO
restos
Dat JoJo reference.
Othernate
https://imgur.com/kvHI0SG