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Tumblr A little-mixed race
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Can't you read ?!
actuallyjustluke
The lizards at the end. Really good. Have a vote.
anglophilestymie
I think #8 just might be makeup and puberty
mipplesthellama
The iggy one got me.
GoodOleMusky
How do we get you back?! Blink 3 times if you're being tortured!
appollon819
Whoever 1nd2rd3st is they are a genius. A veritable genius.
DirtyLittleBirdyFeet
http://imgur.com/8qY2b5f my favorite thing on the Internet
MilkSteakNJellybeans
The stanky leg one made me laugh in a way that made my bf question my sanity
SithRuleOfTwo
haha! Thanks everyone!
hashervagineer
Thank you for not doing the 75 picture long albums all these other Tumbler posters make.
SithRuleOfTwo
Short but sweet.
unmesh96
http://imgur.com/XM8FCWm
h3sten
This is Imgur we don't need censor! :D
tybrosion
#9 is called filters, lighting and camera angles.
mountaindog
and makeup !
iamthisguy247
Really? I think that chairs legs really are bent like that, but okay if you say so.
backtobackpanicattack
WhimsicalCalamari
Just gonna let that number sink in.
Myfirstnamewaschosen
Yep, but keep the letter sink out
tybrosion
My bad, number 8....
chbarts
Number Nine... Number Nine... Number Nine... (turn me on, dead man)
KALADlN
Yeah, I was thinking it had to be bullshit too. Ain't no way that chair has moves like that.
ScrewLeoWheresEdwardNortonsOscar
Always a problem on Tinder when the first pic is angled and filtered and you swipe right then realize after further inspection you messed up
mynicknameiswaffles
All the marked out curse words really piss me off.
SithRuleOfTwo
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1227205/TOM-BRADY-FUCK-YOU-BITCHES.gif
Chezziwick
The transformation seemed pretty easy to me. Lose a few pounds, add highlights and makeup, trim eyebrows, and add a pretty heavy filter.
ChErRyPOPPINSaf
Found this hilarious
MouseTheFooDog
[Unpopular opinion puffin:] I find very few of these funny anymore... Nearly all are "Look at my ebonics!" and there's no originality/humor
ChipSkylar
Shawty making Hot Ham Water.
fullmetalbob
This is my mother's default face, as an elementary music teacher.
TenderTacos
TAG YOUR GORE
influxion
FUCK I lost it on the lizard one
TheUtahn
LORD TOUCHED OVER YOUR SOUL GOD IS REAL AMEN
alexapocalypse
hop aboard the nope train to Fuckthatville
The22ndDoctor
This is the greatest line in history.
IUpvoteCommentsMoreThanImages
I'm a substitute teacher. I'm slowly learning that face.
thisusernamehasalreadybeentaken
I'm developing wrinkles on my forehead from doing that face
Crittathelion
It's so handy with elementary! I am a sub as well. Hahaha I saved the picture because I was laughing so hard.
IFrickinLoveSharks
First year teaching, I always do that face :/
SleepySmile
I still have to use that face when teaching a college level course!
Harmonyofdissonance
I'm a substitute too. Me telling kids that I'll wait only makes them shrug and talk louder. My intimidation skill is a -2, apparently.
IUpvoteCommentsMoreThanImages
Dang son. Try Persuasion/Diplomacy, depending on your edition of choice. Works for me.
Harmonyofdissonance
Yeah playing on their desires seems to work a little more. It typically involves their phones/music.
themoonmadeofbarbequesparerib
I'm a regular classroom teacher who subbed for half a year. I've mastered that face.
Crittathelion
I hope when you come back to notes about students, you follow through with what the sub left. I love when teachers respect my authority(1/2)
Crittathelion
As a teacher and adult in their classroom. It helps gain respect when I sub in that class again. As a former sub, I'm sure you understand.
themoonmadeofbarbequesparerib
I do... when I get a note. Usually I get good notes, but when they're bad, the kids get a come to Jesus session about not being assholes.
WhitePowerRanger
Have you ever beat up a student?
Crittathelion
I get that reference. That whole video made me cringe and so angry.
IUpvoteCommentsMoreThanImages
I seriously haven't been able to get that out of my head. Why didn't he just call the office!?
WhitePowerRanger
Maybe was just fed up, tired of students shit.
IUpvoteCommentsMoreThanImages
Psh, I don't care. She was absolutely awful, lots of blame on both sides, but don't hit a student over an argument and some fuck-words.
Kamal965
Those lizards must be from Florida.
LinneahPotato
That one with the hair... it is actually the the evil twin of Tracy Morgan.
Megachirops95
Ohgod.... Give me strength.
Welton22
I just want to know what she's saying about Justin bieber
NotaLizardmen
Nah man, thats Tracy Morgan. Ever since that accident he's been acting different.
Kelsdangerfield
I'm cracking up so bad right now
LinneahPotato
Right? but it seriously looks exactly like him. o,o
friendswithfire
#4:I laughed so hard, I started coughing
th3giv3r
Andy Milonakis is still a reference people make?
blanco6969
I got bees on my head, but don't call me a bee head.
blanco6969
I got bees on my head, but don't call me a bee head.
KingSalmonKingoftheSea
Ice ice baby would be funnier if there was a baby on every third spot
itsybitsyspider
I think whoever posted it is lying. It's actually a game used in baby showers.
themanforhisplaceandtime
Alright, I'll bite: What the fuck game uses a tray full of tiny frozen baby replicas?
revelator
The Ice Ice Baby Game
itsybitsyspider
Guests put them in their drinks and they melt. The first to melt completely must yell, "My water broke!" And then get a prize. Stupid, yes
ilovelucyloo
I'll wait............
shaunc13
That picture instantly made me feel so uncomfortable
constamoz
I make that exact face whenever I say that to my class...what have I become?
JudgementalPepper
Someone post a Walter gif.
daywomanfighterofthenightwoman
I TA a lab for engineering seniors. They all hate the class but it's required. I do this all the fucking time. They are killing my soul...
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
People go to college at age 60? Man, that must be rough.
daywomanfighterofthenightwoman
Haaaa I wish I was dealing with grown ass adults instead of people 5 years older than me acting 10 years younger.
Dominomotion8
Hang on. I'll wait.
ManLegit
My physics teacher was a tiny man, but he commanded silence and order with even the roudiest students. That stare could melt steel beams
TimothyFromHighSchool
TEACHERS CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!
doctormilhouse
Something something joke about jet fuel
colinstu
Something something illuminati
gengumby
something something half-life 3
MLEMInTinyLetters
EXACTLY
Lastdarkninja
While you're waiting, Ill tell you maybe one of the best jokes I have ever thought of myself
Lastdarkninja
Lil Wayne got sick with the flu, but he says he's just a lil wheezy
dranislav
get out
dranislav
get out
Empurpled
Had me at the lizards. +1
mikeatike
But that was the last... ohhh.
cearka
ok +1 for the last one it made me laugh haha
DerpyShark
Now I'm curious if he's called Frank because of that lizard in Rescuers Down Under.
BetYouCantHitMeWithaQuarter
I thought her name was Joanna...
FaLaLaLaLaGrumpy
Her name is Joanna, "voiced" by Frank Eelker. To-may-to, to-mah-to I guess
DerpyShark
There's a frilled-neck lizard named Frank that lives with the other animals in the poacher's den.
PikaCheck
Frank was a Frilled Lizard, Joanna was a Goanna, which to be fair, would look more like those Monitor Lizards in the last pic.
TheRicM
Lost it at the Iggy Azalea and then again at the Stanky Leg
KelsieFM
You'll enjoy Animals Talking in All Caps http://animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com/ I'm 50% sure that post was originally from ATIAC
cearka
these are hilarious
Lockerkid
Made me laugh last time, too
DarthFutuza
Now you'll never laugh again. Never. http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/225/9/4/mark_s_evil_face_by_erdab-d6hye75.gif
barryzuckerkorn
Transformation Tuesday looks like it just means puberty.
bingbangboomerang
And eyebrow wax and makeup
revcleo
It's a weightloss tag apparently
LovelyLadyLumps
or makeup
DoTheScap
i completely forgot about Andy Milanokis...
TrytenHager
I think it's just the lighting and angle.
gengumby
definitely angle
stoler202
plastic surgery*
goatfatdoc
nope
TheFlyingHellfish
I rock peas on my head but don't call me pea head. Bees on my head but don't call me bee head.
pixiecutter
My favorites are the ones that go chubby boy -> hot guy -PLOT TWIST-> hot girl
schulace
In what way is puberty not a transformation?
barryzuckerkorn
I mean, yea, you're right...
TheAntiVaxer
Do tha stanky leg! Do tha stanky leg!
TeamNoPieNoSledgehammer
do the homie. do the homie. do the homeh!
butchdanes
Your homie got shot up while you was in that ass!
PureIntentions
Ayeee
Bailibaro11
When I hit the dance flo!, I be doin the stanky leg!
AlexGalbraith
bonus points if you hit the booty dew
MalcomReynoldsWrap
I'm so glad this was edited to read "ho's". We don't need filthy language here.
joshelliottthemanthemyththelegend
Shut up hoe
imhoots
I thought it read "hogs". Sorry.
bearstrike
I completely fucking agree. For fuck sakes we need to clean up the shitty attitude around here!
CharlesFuckingBronson
Why does "whore" feel like such a stronger, meaner word than "ho"?
mostlydrawing
I'm glad I didn't have to read "ho's" because that'd be an incorrect use of an apostrophy. Filthy language indeed.
bluemold
apostrophy?
mostlydrawing
Skitt's Law is a bitch.
YouGuysCorruptedMyHumor
Yeah, I kept on thinking it was a gardening post...
titicaca
In 238 days it will be hugely relevant! http://www.shorpy.com/files/images/Santa_Claus_Big_Ho_600C.preview.jpg
thegreatcowlady
Language!
Eowyneb
Did Anyone else heard Cap say "Language"!?
thegreatcowlady
YES! thats
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
hoes*
ClaireAugustus
I spent a good half a minute trying to figure out why it wasn't shown. I thought it read 'hobs', as in a cooker.
seagespacho
Captain America doesn't approve of that language
muwahahaha
i honestly thought it was someone just doing spelling corrections... because they're not refering to garden tools
muwahahaha
also i laughed when they had the tiny censor over "hi"
m0therofcharizard
Captain America approved.
HighrockTendales
The British word for the hot ring you put the pan on is Hob. So I was very confused as to why they had censored that word.
smasher543
Imgur is a civil site with noble virtues. No room for foul language
SithRuleOfTwo
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1227205/TOM-BRADY-FUCK-YOU-BITCHES.gif
Rylanodory
yeah fuckin bitch cunts and their shit mouth fucking language aye
ohnoanotherputz
Did it used to say "Hor's"?
LeggyBlonde69
nah it said hodors
Kaitou
OI CUNT!
CmdrNinja
Fuck you want twat
Kaitou
Let's go grab a drink?
FrogPaste
"Watch your language." - Captain America (Avengers 2)
superparadox
I'm surprised we haven't been swarmed with avengers posts yet...
DamnItTrudyWhatAboutThePineapple
"Jesus captain, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" lost it...
philgood222
Just came back from seeing the Avengers, this is the exact same thing i thought!
thegreatcowlady
Me too!
MagicalMorpheme
AAAAHHH me too.
thomasthethugengine
Fucking-A! Good to see that there are some goddamn like minded imgurians here. Shit.
thraxFX
Language!
nicolas17
Indeed, fuck that stupid censoring.
Flamingosbitch
Cunt.
nicolas17
Oh shit, I said "fuck".
Beepity
What the fuck! Ah! Now I've said fuck! I've fuckin' said it again! That's three fucks!
RaisinDeath
FUCK!