ThePantslessWonder
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I probably submitted this twice because I'm new to mobile and fail at life but I need you punny bastards.
My little brother has to write an essay and needs to include a pun for 'ostracize' and asked his dear ol older sis for help.
Sweet, right? The only problem is I don't have a clue and decided to reach user sub instead.
Throw me a bone and I'll throw you a pizza. ;D
1dp1
Ethiopia has ostriches & be traced as a main origin for Rastafari belief. Depending on what the context is perhaps you can use "Rastacize"?
Crixnosis
He felt ostracized so he stuck his head in the ground. Then draw a picture of an Ostrich with his head in the ground.
SIRspanksALOT
The chicken eggs were so big, one would even say they were ostracized!
usersubmod
I can't offer you a pun, but here, have this.
Ojitheunseen
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9844cFElg1rsy8rwo1_500.gif
ThePantslessWonder
You usually can't save folks if you're dead though.
Ojitheunseen
Through the power of defiantly mailed manilla envelopes, I certainly can!
Andricus
That's when I took out my riot gear and measuring tape. Have to watch out for kicks when you're getting an ostrich's size.
ThePantslessWonder
I sent that to my bro and he is now writing an essay on saddling up ostriches. Thank you very much, if you really want a pizza let me know.
Andricus
Ahaha, awesome! XD I'll pass on the pizza, just glad it helped!