Solar power melts steel like butter

Feb 8, 2018 11:16 PM

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Solar power melts steel like butter

Archimedes Laser anyone?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE SUN

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

holy shit, Patrick breath is acid

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damnit! Half the time I think of a witty remark and one of you tarts gets to it before I scroll down to comment...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Needed to have patrick light on fire. Sun so hot it melts the metaphysical

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It also sets thousands of birds on fire

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Was anyone else hoping Patrick would start melting too?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Illuminati confirmed

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Mirrored Satellite used Solar Beam. It's super effective!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*reflective

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I can't believe it's not butter.

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You crafty motherfucker. Beat me to it.

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NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!

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Found it

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This was literally my face as it started melting

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Gape, yep that’s metal gape. Stick your you know what in it.

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But...but Patrick is in there.

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Thumb?

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An electric arc furnace can melt 150 tons of heavy scrap in 55 minutes.

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Any one wants a steel chips with that?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but how well can it melt butter?

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Didn't myth busters try this and not melt anything because they couldn't figure out how to focus it?

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Sort of, they tested Archimedes' death ray, where they tried to light a ship on fire that was on the water. That didn't work out well.

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Yep, flash back to me yelling "It's not a fucking parabolic mirror yet dickheads" at my TV.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They did a lot of things improperly. That one was the biggest. Just because you can’t come up with a solution doesn’t mean I doesn’t exist!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Helios One?

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So, you get an iron-nickel asteroid, hollow it out, and fill it with ice...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spread that shit on toast.

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That's amazing, I don't think I have ever seen liquid steel that wasn't red hot.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something something jet fuel

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DO. NOT. FUCK. WITH THE SUN.

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I love this episode

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I miss this show

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First thing i thought of

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I was thinking this same exact thing!

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Damn, I wanted to post this

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Solar fuel CAN melt steel beams

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If only I could be so grossly incandescent

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But not Patrick

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Not beams, it’s a piece of 1/8” sheet metal. Steel beams are made of anywhere from 1/4” to 1.5”, generally on the higher end of that

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It's a very flat beam.

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The two would have near as damn the same surface area. It's not going to materially affect the outcome, only the time taken.

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8 years ago (deleted Feb 10, 2018 2:43 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Thats what you get driving the left side of the road

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"Accidentally"

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Concentrated solar thermal plants are still being used and developed. They have a lot of advantages (and some disadvantages).

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might be steel but it really looks like tin or lead

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Reminded me of aluminum

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According to this it’s actually steel https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8tt7RG3UR4c

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Looked like that to me until the image went full color.

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When the light is that many times brighter than the incandescence of the stuff, it just looks like the ordinary metal. :)

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Aluminum and copper are shiny enough and still dim enough that they look nice and metallic when molten in bright sunlight. :)

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A lot harder to do that with steel, except for special conditions...

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Idk.. looks like Patrick

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flows like tin, lead, or aluminum.

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that's because of the camera adjusting for the light being 10 thousand times brighter than normal.

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Are all you people fucking blind? It's that god damn terminator! He's back to kill us all!

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No, it's Patrick

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Didn't you see that documentary? It can take ANY shape it wants. Even Patrick's.

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Is your name Sarah Conner?

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No good has ever come from saying "yes" to that question...

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