TheUltimateSenpai
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Still my greatest achievement to date
Jan 8, 2017 4:34 AM
TheUltimateSenpai
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Still my greatest achievement to date
icameforthedownvotes
Op is a girl
familiarlunch
Oh hey, it's my own post. That's cool, I guess. The most sincere form of flattery and all that.
Tamtastical
My friend met someone in September. Slept with him 3 times. She's pregnant.
shelbyabruce
This is the best use of this meme I've ever seen!
overboard
you should probably knock on wood now. Real wood...not your wood. Soak your logs in it.
Sadenjaro
+1 for logs soaked in wood.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Congratulations, you're impotent
katiekate
Pull out game is strong.
virgil592
You cheeky dickwaffle.
TheUltimateSenpai
Excellent insult there, I can't imagine dick waffle tasting that nice. I'm sure you have first hand experience, how is it?
Firedogdragon
With my wife for 7 years, no kids. Now we are trying... it's been six months... nothing.
RustyRooster
I thought the future me wrote this. I'm in the same situation, 'cept we're trying for one.
CanadianWithTheLastNameAmericano
I'm in the exact same boat, grew up in a town full of pregnancy and drugs called strathroy and just had my 2 years with my girl
charliegrs
This is what responsible people do
thedealersbackroom
At least change it a little...
LetsGoGetSomeCake
Me and S.O are going on year 6 with no sex trophy.
AShartInTheWind
Been with fiance for almost 7, never even had a scare.
TreeInDisguise
Plot twist, OP is a woman too.
nabacular
no one is perfect
JonathonJoestar
Good job. Overpopulation is starting to become a problem.
CanadianCommenter
So, you've been buying condoms or some form of birth control like the hundreds of thousands of rest of us? Congrats, I suppose.
howmuchwoodcouldawoodchuckchuck22
thebluestthingsonearth
Same here after almost 4 years. She's on the pill and I still buy condoms because fuck having kids.
CavalierNique
Amen to that. Hard to make a kid when the baby juice is bagged :3!
WetPawPrints
Been sexually active for 12 years. Haven't gotten pregnant. Birth control works great for me.
reverendleonard
Nice!
significantpoo
What do you use?
WetPawPrints
I've been using evra patches for years. Now I'm on the Depo shot
IPostedWhat
Even though this is a repost, I fixed it -
personaminor
Have you had sex yet?
TheUltimateSenpai
Why wouldn't we?
Xandraelle
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah blue tang clan that's funny
unlimitedbeef
Asking the real questions in life.
thedailyspank
Only in the regular hole. The other one gets you child support.
Order66exe
Wait... What? What?
GoldStarAward
http://imgur.com/G5B20Jf
cupcakecas
Booty hole
KhajiitHasWaresIfYouHaveUpvotes
As a woman in an almost 2 years relationship, I double checked the username
krynny
In the future you will make this post about finally having a kid
agony666
i thought something was missing, 10 pictures later i had to go back and upvote
Keiliana
Why is this a big deal?
EarthDragon2189
It's not, but OP knows an easy way to get points on Imgur is to make a post about not wanting kids.