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SoupytheDolphin
@ShredivanD
Stuebydoo
Well this made me feel super sad
NonConformistFlamingo
#8... *shivers* Mmm. :) And if there's biting involved, even better.
dovahsevobrom
#8 is Imgur becoming Tumblr?
WorkaholicGifsForEveryReply
Number two is my original content from my other account! I got mad points off that OC! Go me.
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SociallyAwkwardSponge
Haha. Ha. Fuck I’m lonely
thesolamnus
I'm so lonely :)
Quietkitsune
I think #49 is a screenshot of Jesus Camp... movie creeps me out
MezzedUp
@Slugamoon
Slugamoon
<3
Slugamoon
P.S. #8... Yes please...
AluminumMuffin
When you look at relationship memes but you've never been in a relationship
Bob570
And you're coming up on 26 years old and you've been to 10 of you friends weddings (in 6 of them) in the last 3 years.... I'm fine.
Headstereo
being wanted is nice
displacedtraveler
Being single sucks.
DrPepper523
Where have you been displaced by travels? Cool places? Boring? Is it fun? Or is it just a username?
PseudoDoc
@pseudocheer some of these we can relate to
notanevilgenius
I don't know why I've saved so many of these type of posts, I have no one to send them to, and I won't for the foreseeable future.
2manyfavorites
I know the feeling
EonRose
You can send them to me?
WorkaholicGifsForEveryReply
Then reply, "yeah I've seen that" to each one.
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EonRose
Oy. Stop exploding my plan.
bellathefrenchie
It okay bud, we are all about the same. We’ll get there.
blackguard89
So there's this Aussie lady on a discord channel. I periodically drop in to chat, but I'm mostly there because I really like her voice ...
blackguard89
Aaaand thank you I'll take my being creepy award ladies and gents. I'd like to thank you all. Good night, I'll be here all week
blackguard89
I mean...not like I'm going clubbing or anything on fridays either amirite? okay I overdid the thing. I'll move on
imgureeeee
DrPepper523
Got any more?
edwardirwin5365
I just got dumped, this didn't help
ImgurWhereThePostsAreMadeUpAndThePointsDontMatter
Same. Don't worry though, at least you have me
edwardirwin5365
Ya, she doesn't wanna work it out, and now my mom is debating kicking me out for smoking pot, I guess it's my own damn fault
ImgurWhereThePostsAreMadeUpAndThePointsDontMatter
They rarely do. But don't worry, it's not the end of the world.. yet.
ilackwittycreativity
@schmeckle
Schmeckle
#14 ;)
ilackwittycreativity
Oooh baby
LickLickLickMyBalls2
#21 made #22 that much funnier
goddessofthewoos
Thanks for reminding me that I'm coming up on my 8th year of being single.
DrPepper523
Holy crap me too! I've had some dates here and there but yeah, no bf for almost 8yrs...damn that really does make it feel worse
goddessofthewoos
Yep. :(
DrPepper523
bongles
#25 you got nipples? Good enough ladies.
DancesWithPibbles
But...men have nipples too.
bongles
That's why I said ladies
InnsmouthTourist
Book of Scientology, Chapter 3:
psy23n
Camelspotting
She couldn't do the long distance and I couldn't leave. We're still friends but every time I get a late night text my heart still jumps.
Camelspotting
It's been two years goddamnit.
Kevincatalan
We broke up cause of the distance too, if she texted me this, I would fucking die. I wouldn't be able to handle that
Sheprador
I feel you. I hate it.
rattlebone10
I've done this so many times, and it sucks when you don't get a response. I just tell myself that she's sleeping.
anotherhour
Does anyone have the source for this/the other one further down which I assume is the sane person? I don't think I've seen them before
gooncomics
As someone who's had this happen recently, I can confidently say I'm still fucked up and haven't experienced anything worse than this before
Sheprador
"This" being late night texting?
gooncomics
Nah. Getting an "i miss you" text from someone youre trying to move on from. On multiple occasions. For 7 years now. I CAN'T ESCAPE HER.
Sheprador
Ugh. Sorry. I can't imagine. I've been trying to move on for 2 months and it's awful. Ended up blocking him.
gooncomics
It's not a feeling I wish on anyone. You can do it! Best of luck
ViralLola
Now I’m sad that I didn’t think of major Pom as a name for my Pomeranian.
ShimadaHanzo
At first i saw "Major Porn" instead of "Major Pom"
ThisIsEmilyPingingBackAndFlyingLikeACheeseSandwichTiedToABrick
Same
LemonadeFixesEverything
Go ahead and change it. If he’s worth a shit, he’ll appreciate what you’ve done for him.
thatdudethatslonely
Uggghh I’m so fucking lonely and I want to do something like #8 so badly fuuuuuuck this isn’t fair
TotallyLost
Go find someone. Start meeting more people, start dating more.
DrPepper523
I wasn't expecting to see something like #8 I don't know how long I stared at it either. Hi lonely dude
ManMashine
i know, man… me too :'(
spacecatts
Just lost my BF to an OD. I should have not read this
Tver937
So sorry for your loss :(
spacecatts
Thank you
GroovyMcGiblets
Single af
FeyreAcrheron
Sad and lonely checking in
TeenageMutantNinjaAbortedFetuses
BakinBaconBaked
Yep. That about covers it
th1sguysdeadwife
we're all gonna make it... don't worry...
Berdzerd
This comment means well, but its also objectively untrue. You can be reassuring without lying. You don't need a partner to find happiness.
AreaResident
Sounds like you are telling @groovymcgiblets that you are gonna bust some bronto balls in his butt. Just sayin'.
th1sguysdeadwife
BMan086
That username through
Hendlton
I hate to bring the party train to a halt, but at least some people reading this will die before they "make it."
GroovyMcGiblets
Jesus, you lit the train on fire
riceronijones360
That's ok man. You gotta keep your head up. Being single ain't to be pitied.
GroovyMcGiblets
It sure ain't! But the dating world can throw you for some loops
DurendaI
Try the military then. You'll be single, lonely, AND pray for the sweet release of death!
BMan086
I sense a fellow member of the E-4 Mafia.
DurendaI
Heh. That brings me back.
notanimposter
Ha! You got ripped off. I already feel that and I've never been in any military.
QuotesBecausePeopleDontTrustStrangers
Did you know, there are other people that are also lonely? I think if you find one, you can be lonely together.
Hendlton
Yeah,but the kind of people I'm looking for don't leave the house.It also doesn't help that I don't leave the house...Do you see my problem?
Gasnia
And online dating is broken with all the bots and cam girls.
GroovyMcGiblets
I do, and have, but being pragmatic kinda ruins the whole woe is me humor vibe was gunning for here
Gasnia
So you're a phony? Making a mockery of us real single, lonely people.
GroovyMcGiblets
Haha no I'm actually single. The loneliness comes in waves. Some days it's dope, others you kinda wish you had a partner in crime
krullumann
It all depends on the guy some guy's love big boobs and some guys like boobs that are in the midle and som guys like girls with smal boobs
Madmanphsycho
i think you mean bobs
dogm0m
Haha! I don’t have either
metzershmit
I'm an eyes and cheekbones kind of guy.
georgialikethestate
Yes. Nothing better than a gorgeous face with high cheekbones, full lips, beautiful eyes.
JavaBeanJohnny
Zaranthan
I like all boobs. Boobs are great.
bongles
krullumann
johnqcurls
They're all good boobs, Bront.
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
A true boob lover appreciates boobs of all shapes and sizes but the boobs they love most are the boobs of the person they love
doggobell
*melts *
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
I know, there's nothing more romantic to me than a love for boobs
fencer1964
Hey that’s meeeeee!
PirateLogic
And some guys prefer booty.
OtterAvalanche
Both. Both is good
Darkspire
Represent.
riceronijones360
Eyyyyy you speakin my language.
TkMacintosh
All boobs and all booty. Gotta love both regardless of how they look <3
ConcerningFart
A small booty is a little sad though :'(
TkMacintosh
Hell nah! Big, Small, or normal doesn't matter! All bootys are good!
devasto
#23 MohAk1. There's a name I haven't seen in a while
CyborgScribe
He is gone. But random dumps of stuff from other sites live on.
Asimo2300
Before the fire nation attacked.
lethaldoobie
yyyep. downvoted cuz of that. not risking him coming back with a different username...
BlueLanternBraxx
Thank goodness.
sheeshOSC
Mohstly fond memories
Evenmorehorrifying
Shut UP. We're trying to keep it that way!
FuzzyNutSak
lol
WallpaperProblems
Before the Empire
bigmfmike
Before the dark times.
PotatOSLament
Since the incident.
StephNugs
What happened? Sorry, I don't keep up on this kinda stuff : ^)
theWankyWizard
He used a bot to post memes and people freaked out. Idk why. Memes are memes doesn’t matter how they are served. As long as it isn’t ifunny.
FysyxIsHere
That's what the government wants you to think.
AngryOtters
Cried the stable boy.
ABirdWalkedOnMyPillow
So what happened there?
lethaldoobie
he was churning out garbage for high school girls and using bots to make it appear popular/funny
atleastIwasnt36
He was using bots to get to fp. There's more but that's what started it.
dhaggerfin
haveanothergif
Found MohAki1
TheGuyWithTheMagikarpTattoo
FoUnd mOhAkI1
yogabitch65
*exhales*
FisterMantastic
BOOOOOOIIIIIIIIII
Valiton
Thankfully.
SmugStarfish
According to my detective skills, OP is a person who has flat tits and like neck kisses
GodSaysNo
op looks hot imo
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
That... But (I'm assuming) she also has a lovely sense of self depreciating humor and a whimsical dose of self loathing. OP sounds fantastic
lollercycle
in b4 op is a man
NauticalOtter
No op is a hyped honey badger can't you read?
kibateo
we doing this now, analysing OP's based on their dumps?
eadanke
You have to at least suss out if they're a robot, an ad agency or a Larper.
wemustfindthelight
It was just so blatantly obvious with this one.
MakingplansforNigel
You HAVEN’T been doing this?!?!
Forestwarrior
and someones dicks and bjs
Perdvert
BuckBoost
Romantic!
iwritewithballpoint
And dogs
nanciesweb
What woman doesn't like neck kisses?
LesbianAndroid
Don’t trust people who dislike having their lover buried in the crook of their neck
GoogleFucker
Okay, who DOESN'T like neck kisses?!
Wolf2Worrior
I can't stand any kiss that isn't on the mouth.
Frederf
That girl on the bus apparently.
canIbethebigspoon
Me :(
GoogleFucker
Oh. Oh no.
SomethingSomethingPraiseTheSun
Same here, buddy. I just don't like people touching my neck.
HoeBagSupreme
I'm sorry.
Surisuule
Nape of the neck kisses from bearded men.
purdypotato
Tis one of the best feelings.
VizenFatale
....when my hubby grows his beard and kisses my neck...mmmm
TransGirlsDoItBetter
Sign me the fuck up.
Unravelled
Quick question where is the 'nape'
IAmWAYTooOldForThisShite
It was a typo; it should have read the *rape of the neck.
lionBaroness
The back of your neck
PhilanthropicMisanthrope
The nape is the back of the neck. If you've ever seen a mama cat carry her kittens, she carries them by the nape of the neck.
TempAgency
I believe the term is “by the scruff of their neck”, but same area, just less baggy and more painful to be carried by...
borgmaster
I grew my beard specifically for that reason. My girl went wild for it as it grew more and more.
ThatOneIndustrialElectrician
As a bearded man @OP
IAmTheBadW01f
My wife no longer gets these because I have to shave for work.....
Storyainthadnomoral
I will also kiss your wife's neck
danellis
I do not have to. Let her know.
DarnYouToHeck
boevis
GeekTherapyRadioPodcast
Other way around too. I'm a bearded man and my GF knows if she kisses MY neck...it's on like Donkey Kong.
auserwithaname
From a gay guy, fuck yes
iamnotarobotipromise
spaceystacey
These are the best!
ginofgan
I have a bushy beard and a deep voice, is that what OP is looking for?
Stormmehhh
Sploosh
mmmpoundcake
LearnSomething
FuckingGilfoyle
Pics or it didn't happen.
ginofgan
But...the selfie rule
michonnedisapproves
A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD!
LadyEvilQueenOfTheNight
He's Sergeant Popwell?
LordElrond8
Nephus
"bearded"
LearnSomething
Hoohah kisses from bearded men so his beard does that tickly thing on your taint....
PhilanthropicMisanthrope
Note to self, remember to was beard after hoohah kisses.
PhilanthropicMisanthrope
*wash