HixioftheValley
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Aug 9, 2025 12:48 AM
HixioftheValley
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hwatL4bloopy
I just listened to Dixon Dallas the other day, it was hilarious
venom181st
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graehall
It's the FBI's fault, our conversations are none of their bussyness
Sarcastus
Uhm..
Toqom
You're adorable, they don't care about terrorists anymore unless they want to hire them for ice. Plus, these are rightwing times, the subs don't work unless they can abuse people. At this point they've fired the agents and put AI in charge of watching everyone
AFelineMassofEyes
Just a small part of why ElbowDeep is such a treasure.
captainnewbi
Bussies
Sageypie
Man, its "boy pussy" this, and "bussy" that. What about some gender equality? Where gussy lovers at?
HappyTimeHollis
The equivalent to "boy pussy" is "girl dick" and we very much like that too.
75townecoupe
Well, sadly, all our FBI monitors just lost their jobs and have been replaced by copies of Claude running on a Beowulf cluster of ESP32's. Unfortunately Claude just hallucinated and posted these things on LNI for our "enjoyment", under your account name... And reported you to SWAT
ElbowDeepInABlackhole
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friendsofsandwiches
what, they're not monitoring 4chan anymore?
cosonfused
/a/cCnozVP
comacomacomacomachameleon
there are entire boards on 4chan dedicated to this subject
GrandPubabofMoldistan
The mods there worked for DOGE
rbudrick
I thought 4chan closed down or something? That change?
Jimthebutler
With trumps in charge, that gets you put in a list.
HixioftheValley
KingXizor
Fuckin' love Wrex, man.
ThatRaccoonGuy
I hope my personally assigned agent likes furry porn
HorseInADudeSuit
Mine ain’t said shit yet
TyrannusEquus
I make it, so I hope mine suffers just a little bit.
redbear1999
After they saw Trump in the Epstein files, furry poem is safe reading.
Salmivalli
It will grow on them
Shmick
Username checks out
HixioftheValley
I hope mine's got a thing for bloodthirsty cyborgs.
Decitron
I never got the sense that Six was "blood thirsty". They spend most of the second act going out of the way to help civilians evacuate, and shows some small moments of sentimentality.
TheDefective
I hope mine got the bribe I left for him in the park.
Wheee12