Phone Dump pt.1

Jan 5, 2018 6:51 AM

meatymallet

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Part 2: https://imgur.com/gallery/K5vfK
Part 3: https://imgur.com/gallery/mUY2n
Part 4: https://imgur.com/gallery/1A0e8
Part 5: https://imgur.com/gallery/Fwx6I
Part 6: https://imgur.com/gallery/izDSC
Part 7: https://imgur.com/gallery/IztGk

#4 Don't tell the guy who hates moreos.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay we get it, you have a grudge against white people

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 10

Just jokes man. Don’t take it to heart

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

I don’t hate anyone =P I just got memes

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

lol WHAT? White fragility is hilarious ????

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

RIP “wat” lady.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I upvoted this dump solely based on how much the Wat lady made me laugh. <3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What? Literally every white person I know eat the spiciest god damn foods it’s insane. They’re like “Yea man, the ghost pepper and the 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

habenaro aren’t that spicy,” 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That “wat” grandma died the other day

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Since when do white people hate spicy?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Since some idiots on the internet thought so, I guess.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 should have been gloreo holeo

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Numbers for Commenting: #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 #16 #17 #18 #19 #20 #21 #22 #23 #24 #25

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#26 #27 #28 #29 #30 #31 #32 #33 #34 #35 #36 #37 #38 #39 #40

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quality I haven't seen in a while

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#24 "hey I'm squanchin over here"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nagger??????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For real, do other races think white people hate spicy things? I don't get it, like we came up with hot wings covered in ghost pepper sauce.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Eh, it's socially acceptable to make fun of white people for anything. For some reason.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because you dump all over white people in this dump... that's why you have to say it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

#15

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was a high quality dump. Many hearty chuckles were had.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#18 isn't right, white people love avocado, it's why we can't afford houses

8 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

Umm...not all millennials are white. This is 2017...18, you can be this ignorant

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol yeah, some White People (tm) live exclusively on avocado blended with pumpkin spice lattes, I heard.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. Am white, and all that changes is the ratio of pumpkin spice latte to avocado, depending on the season.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A lot of your memes are really old, and have been reposted back then a lot. People now may like them, but still they’re old memes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

The “shitters clogged”, the “mock their laugh” and some others for example have just gotten annoying over the years. Srry for whining but -1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Not bad.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Holy shit, spotted Beetlejuice from Howard Stern +100

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laughed out loud multiple times

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Aamw

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Put the http:// or https:// at the beginning to make the links to the other dumps work...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the feedback. It works on mobile so I didn’t realize, let me fix that for you!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A white person saying no to avocado? Fake news.

8 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 2

I don't like it and I'm white

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Same

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you tried it on toast? WAYYY better than being a home owner.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Internet: "White people hate spicy" Every white guy I know: "You want to try my new Goddamn Sauce? It's in a thermos so it doesn't burn thru

8 years ago | Likes 236 Dislikes 3

As a white person, Frank's red hot is almost to hot for me. So, I am that stereotype.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a white guy, I've found I am the only one in my friend group who can eat spicy food and not have fiery poops later

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah as an Englishman this meme makes no sense. Phaal is a ludicrously hot curry created in Britain specifically to cater to white customers

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

That’s so you can taste it after 14 pints.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did the One Chip Challenge with a mixed group of whites and latinos. Most of the latinos chickened out. None of the white people did.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Internet: *Joke* People: "Well ACTUALLY...".

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Almost as if stereotypes are false or something.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

White guy, can confirm.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Also a white guy and I feel ostracized when everyone at work's doing shots of the newest hottest sauce. So that's why this meme feels weird

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Also white guy here. I brew my own Tabasco, jalapeño, ghost pepper and buffalo wing sauce from the garden

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Hook a brotha up with some recipes you whore

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tabasco is easy. Tabasco peppers- Harvest when orange. Put in jar of vinegar, onion garlic for a few weeks to ferment. Boil&puree&filter.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I am white and I have 6 ghost pepper plants. I have about 30 peppers dried and I use them fresh on occasion. I give the rest to friends.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I grow habs and a few other "above mild" peppers, plan on getting a ghost plant, where'd you get your seeds?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A friend gave me a couple fresh peppers from his plant. When I used one I saved the 7 seeds and 6 took. I started them in a damp papertowel.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Went to a cajun seafood place other day and a family was behind us saying no spocy food. guy got the lowest spice level saying its too much

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Do they not know what Cajun is?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Exactly,no point in going if you dont like spicy. The lady was making sure the waiter understood no spicy or nothing like looks like seafood

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Then why they hell were they even there, smh

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am sensitive to all sauce and I’m white

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Are you a guy, too?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

User name does not check out.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

On that note, I grow peppers and have an etsy store for hot sauce. "The Bass Co. Sauce" https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheBassCoSauce

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its all or nothing. I could eat ghost peppers like candy, my friend can’t handle black table pepper...

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

i used to be unable to handle spice but then i accidentally ate a reaper. now nothing is as bad as that was

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just used a ton of Smokin Ed Curry's reaper sauce on a taco salad. So good and I can't wait till my anus explodes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

nice nice

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This (gender pronoun) speaks the truth.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Christ on a hillside in Rio, I can't even grammar today. Just ignore me internet.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The Last Dab from Hot Ones is so good

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Got a bottle recently. So good.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s not near as spicy as I thought which I’m okay with because the flavor is so good and I can eat it with anything

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Totally. Not nearly what I'd anticipated, heat-wise, but the flavor is amazing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Addendum: I also realize my sample size is quite small compared to the rest of the internet. Being polar opposite to experience is odd tho

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Internet: "Anything." Reality: "Literally the exact opposite."

8 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My wife thinks Black Pepper is too spicy. So I don't know man...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's almost as if all inclusive race-based statements are inaccurate or something.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I mean, yeah I know plenty of white people that love it, but I know others that can't have anything spicier than milk.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah this dump had a lot of "white people be like" in it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My latest is called Red Scare. Red wine vinegar, dill, cilantro, coriander, garlic, and four pounds of Carolina Reapers. Good for what ails.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah but seriously a lot of white people can't handle spicy food-but that's because it wasn't in their culture to cook with it. If they>

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

frequently go out to spicy restaurants or try spicy meals, they can adapt, overcome. but no shit people who only eat black pepper can't hang

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My sisters ex would take extra ulcer medication so he could keep daring people to eat spicy shit, it’s a complex

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

That's insane.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah I had to stop eating spicy food because I have just..all the stomach issues. Hernia, ulcers, acid reflux, scarring in my esophagus, 1/

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2/ and spicy food caused massive acid production. Then I got lanseprozole, and now I can eat spicy again, it makes me SO SO HAPPY.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0