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I don’t know if these are marbles or ball bearings or what but they look cool.
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Vergenbuurg
#2 NO. *THIS* is the scariest part of that song. https://youtu.be/g01ud9TUtIk
PackratMagpie
CrimeThinker
#24 I always wonder if these machines feel like a massage or a terror attack to the tree.
quade
#4 PM or AM? PM or AM, Anakin?
myballshurt
Nice dump
tgeliot
#2 What's that in the road? Two feet? A head?
ArtisinalCheese
#6 Good boyo! Plenty of enrichment!
NinjaCongo
#24 Wouldn't this harm the fine roots of the tree? I mean, I see the practicality but...
Urgalicity
#5 you forgot the two most important tasks, bark and pee on everything.
dmd3eorg
#9 As someone who has been on the other end—literally 99 out of 100 callers ARE calling to do something they can do on the web site.
CarcwithaC
Agree, it can be done on the website, but they are having trouble doing it, more often for any number of reasons that are neither incompetence nor laziness.
MystiSchism
"Eclectic"
Subtilico
LyvPhreeOarDye
#2 well the head has a positive attitude, next line is "looking for adventure, and whatever come our way"
PackratMagpie
I had not considered that. Thank you this makes it so much better!
MagnumRadhard
#6 "Are you still lookin'?!"
rareunicornmeat
#18 Well, did they get the bird?
AmyBethMegJo
#18 Makes a lot more noise than a coyote.
lemonyfresh
#6 she's having such a good time
obarey
#7 Hugh John Mongo Grant
AmyBethMegJo
HughJ Mungo?
Kittensandyarns
#17 Captain America (1979) wants a word with them.
RayneOfSalt
Captain America (1944) wants a word with Captain America (1977).
EroticZombiePants
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man_(1977_film)
byronwilliams4010
There was a Hulk movie in 1977, but it was made-for-TV.
TheCornBanana
That's BLAST HARDCHEESE!
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
I think you mean RON FIZZLEBEEF
chunguswangus
#7 Oh my god, this is real....
Nexus297
#2
Animorphs
Today I learned it’s ‘smoke and lightning’ and not ‘smoking lightning’
PunnyTiger
#9 Frothing Rage. I hate being on the phone with strangers. if the website could do what I needed I woouldn't be calling. it's the bureaucratic equivalent of a bully holding your wrist and hitting you with your own fist while chanting "stop hitting yourself"
Columbus43219
You must then have music so loud and clipped that you can't hold it to your ear, but interrupted every 46 seconds with a reedy voice that MIGHT be the person picking up your call, but is instead reminding you that your call is important and please hold.
PunnyTiger
"Your call is important to us. Your time, comfort, and sanity, are not."
distraingotnobrakes
“We’re experiencing higher than average call volume.”
PunnyTiger
I've been a customer for twenty years; by now they should be anticipating this level of call volume and hire enough staff to manage it. also, make the menu skippable instead of spending the first 2 minutes of the call waiting for you to get to the seventh option so pressing 7 does something.
distraingotnobrakes
“Our menu options have recently changed! Please wait until we list all sorts of stuff nobody needs and maybe randomly drop the call. Thank you and have a wonderful d-“ *click*