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Plenty of poop rolls for the tushy
Plenty of germ warfare products
Plenty of safety socks for the cocks
Just chill people everything will be alright
Most vital edit: this is crazy, second time viral in a week(not with corona viral) . Thanks everyone, wishing you all plenty of tushy paper and health. Imgurians are the best
BarackObamaOfficial
STRONG
prawnklng
Meanwhile at the mansion.
cylogenix
#1 Anyone else noticing the fact they are using a lamb image for a bog roll mascot? Like isnt that a foretelling?
Lordricezilla
In Australia they use a Labrador puppy ?
Maldraek
Everybody poops.
Bystandr
The real issue it seems; is profiteering. Resellers cleaning shelves purchasing many times what they could ever need in 6 months so they can
Bystandr
jack the price 5-10x and gouge everyone else for it.
lavoleous
Also: Everything is really expensive in Iceland. The only thing that isn't imported is rotten shark.
ImNotReallyADoctor
Poor lambi... just wants to clean buttholes
Lordricezilla
Beeeh please wipe your tushies ?
ireekofcheese
I'm equally impressed that in Iceland they're able to stock the condoms in the aisle. They'd all be stolen in 5 minutes in the USA.
r0twhylr
1) My local CVS has these in the aisle. 2) Anyone who would steal condoms shouldn't reproduce anyway, so I'd call that a win-win.
shotgunz
Condoms are fucking expensive if they're stealing condoms to stay healthy and childless they're being more responsible than most
Dragonrider680
Pasta. What about the pasta !!!!. Having spag boll tonight without the spag
TCGView
To be fair, Iceland has like...what, 19 people?
dav3nasty
I forgot to buy shaving cream...
boom1chaching
I suspect it's because people in that region were told not to leave their homes and they collectively agreed.
Lordricezilla
No actually the opposite ha ha they are having trouble keeping people quarantined ?
theleJokeRunner
I've camped in Iceland. Everything there is too expensive to be hoarded.
uncletouchysbasement
440kr for 4 decent brand rolls is only $3.25
Lordricezilla
Ha ha that's true
4Astaroth
I am glad that it looks like this where I live, too. We don't need panic here.
funnyfaceking
https://imgur.com/NicKbGJ
GoddammitMrNoodle
This. There's a fine line between being informed and being responsible for creating more panic.
RockHardHudson
Theres at least 12 people on island, that's why.
prawnklng
PuckersMcColon
And this is step 1 in how to get liberated.
Lordricezilla
Completely agree. ?
rowanmc
"We will bring Freedom to your socialist hellhole. USA! USA!"
timcat4843
How about shipping some of that surplus toilet paper to the USA?
Lordricezilla
$100 shipping fee
definitelynotamemberberry
Madagascar:
FeloniousMonk13
Come from the land of the ice and snow with the midnight sun where the harsh winds blow... hammer of the gods...
whydoineedtochooseausername
My kid was supposed to go to Iceland tomorrow... Cancelled for obvious reasons.
Lordricezilla
Ah that sucks, it's the chillest place atm
whydoineedtochooseausername
Yeah, him and his Venture Scouts have been planning this since September. Canada's global travel advisory is made the decision easy.
YouTubeRed
Nephus
I stood in a make-shift line at Target to get toilet paper. If nothing else, people are being polite and orderly where I'm at.
Spevvo
Well, there are only a dozen or so of you ;)
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
thats wrong THERE ARE DOZENS OF US !!!
Lordricezilla
Ha ha true ?
AvatarTommyBee
I thought of that, too, when I walked in Byko yesterday.
ETC111166
How much are the Sloggis? Asking for a friend.
Lordricezilla
Sloggis?
lRogueShadow
Yeastieh
That’s Imprezzive
CatchMeInside
La habra CA
pareidoliaperson
It's the teepeecalypse.
Lordricezilla
That's crazy
WhenInDoubtC4
Simpsons had it right all along: slight inconvenience, riots galore!
lRogueShadow
Sorry I don’t know where this is, copied from another post.
notmycupoftea
Lakeview, California?
CatchMeInside
La habra ca
ImJustHereToMakePeopleCry
For a second I thought that was an infinite loop, then I realize how dumb people are...
larrythelobster626
I drove past that same line yesterday in La Habra ca
VeryUniqueName
oh no, a new disease. Better congregate at costco
bigswangindick
Thanks for coming to Costco, i love you
ferb444
Exactly what is informed to avoid. Mass gatherings. People. So fucking stupid.
GoddammitMrNoodle
Posting this kind of stuff feeds the fear and leads to people hoarding.
Wholivesinapineappleunderthetree
That is fucking terrifying
Rin007
Da F is wrong with those people!?
prawnklng
At least they are organised
Sicnazty
Just wait until someone starts open carrying around a group of Californians that large. Can you say PANIC?
BlackElkSpeaks
Where is this?
Zucheto
Costco
BlackElkSpeaks
Ok, but what is the geographical location?
haggerton
They use freedom units for temperatures, that ought to rule out a few places.
IrishCyko
It's sad to see this, Why are people panicking so much? It could turn into Rioting/Looting if it carries on this way. My country is on..
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
I like the people who are buying up water like the water plant is just gonna explode
FuckThatUsernameIsTaken
not even talking about how fast the corona can spread with this kind of groups
IrishCyko
lockdown but we still have groceries and sanitary items. It seems America has been sold fear via their TVs and it shows.
Taxicat
Americans have been sold exceptionalism and entitlement on top of fear.
ILogInToUpvote
It's because we have an idiotic, conspiracy-pedaling, lying maniac as a president. And a significant population who supports his ideals.
GoddammitMrNoodle
America is suffering from a lack of leadership. People are afraid and don't know who to listen to.
BEElife
This would be a good Costco ad if this Corona thing wasn't happening
allibaster12
What gets me is people stand in that long ass line but by the time they get in there the store will be closing or nothing will be left.
allibaster12
Just find your closest 24/7 walmart or the like and go at 2am like normal people! Geesh!
mako925
wtforero
Have had cops posted in front of the local Costco
allibaster12
NoVa?
wtforero
Teterboro nj
BrovoFoxtrot
Interesting condom selection, no large and only one type of lube
BusRideWithMsFrizzle
The large ones out of stock, it's a BIG problem in Iceland
Lordricezilla
Yeah I had a issue with that as well. Not big enough selection ha ha
mangrovia
Such little variety
LurkerOfDarkness
They only have extra large, so no need to label them.
Napsaremymistress
“Safety socks for the cocks”
Rabbit82
same reaction lol
boatnerdriver3
?
Lordricezilla
It somehow makes sense ha ha
Taxicat
Need to postpone that quarantine baby boom!
mangrovia
Yea stealing that
hoopsnek
Meanwhile in Australia, we're as arrogant, ignorant, aggressive and misinformed as ever.
WhistlePig
Are you sure you're not in America?
Snooj
Right in the beginning that guy in the foreground bowls over a kid and no other adults even notice.
IUsedToBeTheWalrus
Oh my gosh, it's a pandemic! Let's touch a bunch of strangers to make sure we get it!
DeKetsendeRechter
This shit has started in The Netherlands now. Fucking world power in history, reduced to this stupidity. Even the fighting has begun.
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
You have carona and you have corona, corona for everyone
upvotehypnotoad
All I see with the pushing and shoving is people spreading the virus
Fletcher1985
Exactly
PrestoGC
That poor cashier. She looks so scared!
edgeman
Buncha cunts
LifesLittleLunatic
Jesus christ. Now im thankful our customers have just bitched at us a bit about the ridiculousness of it all.
Zaruzen
This. This is what scares me about this virus. People losing their shit.
yamigenesis
Looks like they got their Wollie's worth
iamalreadyaghost
How are we going to survive this? By killing each other for shit tickets! - people probably
RipOffTheBandAid
VodkaReindeer
Why are all those men so jacked?
OneUpperSteve
Social distancing at its finest.
tangybreath
Good Lord.
Wulph421
Oh no...
Rox2
Not gonna lie. I’m glad the US isn’t alone in this debauchery. Friends in low places lol.
Stoicnihilist
Sorry, what's going on here? Care to explain?
mydisciplesarelegion
Can you guys go anywhere without it turning into a rugby game?
N0taduck
If you make it to a 'Wallabies' match you'll generally only see half a game at best.
UVAChemE2013
The fuck you say about rugby mate?!?! Tryna fight me bru?!?!?!
Silas007
Australia you okay? Do we have to send humanitarian aid?
YouTubeRed
lynnpie
What the hell happened
darkranger23
The US is no better right now
Grandolddrummer
Went to the store yesterday, was business as usual with a few bare spots on the shelves.
afambelafonte
I mean, I hit the store the other day and the checkout line wrapped through the whole store. Everyone peaceful and patient in Wash State
ImNotStalkingYouBTWYoureOutOfMilk
Release a few emus into every store, and nature will take her course
Silas007
*a few thousand emus in every store
shinagami091
Man, if I were working there I’d have thrown my hands up and said fuck it and walked out. That ain’t worth it
Anthroposapien
Glad to know the US isn’t the only place plagued by idiocy and misinformation. Saddened that this is such an issue. People are DUMB.
EVO4thaW1N
Their supply shortage of sanitary items is real as alot of it is provided by china. Our idiocy is unfounded as most of ours is domestic
GoddammitMrNoodle
People are scared. And when their governments don't lead but instead add to the fear by not acting, it can end up as everyone for themselves
TheCrazySucculentLady
Herd mentality- everyone feud themselves ... sad but true
MoabsWashpot
Never seen so many men shopping all at once.
Obsidian3
Convicts!
DearGodTheStings
Wait a moment, you stole that from America.
thedarkcanuck
As a species we really don't deserve this planet anymore
MadMupp
Speak for youself, I'm shopping as normal just trying to live my life. These morons should be the first to go
MobileSuitFundam
Not everyone acts like this. Some have been trying to fix the planet the previous generations fucked up.
captainredbeard530
"What a time to be alive" - Me. (Saying this with a saddened feeling for the future)
Kokobananana
Australia is only 2-4 weeks from widespread community transmission
EndOfMeaning
Since Australia is the Florida of the world, this doesn't surprise me.
RuffleMyFluffles
The guy in the hat stole something as he left =/
Lordricezilla
He looked like he picked it up and was going to throw it
LookingForWorkInColorado
He definitely threw it.
donkeyrapingshiteater666
Sounded like he did
Maldraek
"You fucking wot, m8?"
0plus1plus0
I didn't know there were that many brown people in Australia lol.
keystotheairlock
I mean they are a bunch of white penal colonialist tucked under Asia. And there were brown people there already.
EwGrooss
People are scared and misinformed.
jbilly90
Jesus fucking hell. Calm down world. It will be ok. Scientists are working hard on this virus. Sheesh
Ghostsandwitch
What's a woolie? Is that Aussie slang for money?
AlexSomething
Don't get into melee range goddamit, that's how you get infected. Don't you guys have ranged attacks ?
quaglinoman
Wait....I thought this idiocy was isolated to the USA.
fireflowerfire
where are mass shooters when you need them?
TheRealDude19047
mad max theme intensifies
orangeisthenewbasic
Bogans and lebbos?
tupacshomie
Ridic. Stores need to just hand out one pack per person to these morons
NopeNopedyNopeNope
Shitty year for trees in Australia.
HalfThaiThiccyAllSheWannaDoIsBangkok
I haven't been to the shop in a few days but seems fine in Tassie
TackerTacker
Wtf ...is that guy rushing in tackling a child to the ground?
RainbowSevenCheese
Bunch of apes
BlueskydragonFX
People would call them savage animals. Meanwhile the animals:
sieg443130
DONT TOUCH YOUR FACE!!!
pareidoliaperson
When he takes too long to type.
SmurfEggs
Surprised there hasn't been any grocery store pops during these times
Jman403
Fucking disgusting how these people are acting what if there are kids there like fucking grow up
LowQualityTurtleByAPiano
There are kids there
SankariSuomi
Just another day in Bankstown, bro.
TapeWormm
Just fucking rinse arse with water.
Lordricezilla
2020 and security has to be placed in to toilet paper isles. What's happening with strayans
armonis
You guys have been through a lot very recently and you're a hardy, rowdy lot. This is a coping mechanism for a lot of fear.
koboshi
I really start to appreciate my country.
hoopsnek
Newscorp has free reign and we don't really know what's going on, what to do, or who to blame. We're scared.
Lordricezilla
Fuck the news, so stressful. I'm in a panic state from listening to news from time to time and then i get to the shops and it's all chill
hoopsnek
It's like that here, but the shops are not so chill.
Lordricezilla
That sucks. Wishing you the best though
akbrewer
Murica ain't doing much better. Y'all accepting applications?
Lordricezilla
Borders are still open for now. Come on over ???
AeonQuasars
Surprisingly hard language to learn though, but 99% there knows English flutent.
AeonQuasars
Fluent*
Lordricezilla
Yeah and they are happy to have a chat most of the time
absurdative
Island fever
WelllllIllBeDamned
Are those middle eastern folks ?
GoddammitMrNoodle
They're Australians. Be careful where you go trying to label them.
donorkort
No, they're Middle Eastern, and we have that exact same type of people here in Denmark.
thepastaofmuppets
Mostly, yes