digitalbath1234
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Feb 9, 2017 4:17 PM
digitalbath1234
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TastyTastyScience
Oh wow, you're so selfless and kind, I'm so impressed.
YeahLinguisticsBitch
Or he could just donate the money without imgur having to pay attention to him.
WrathCore696
I dislike the fact that people upvotes this bullshits when the poster should just fucking do it instead of doing this.
SaintInky
Last time something like this was on the front page the op changed their username
CwispyNoodles
Wow another one of these
Suvkyhinemothrr
That's 208.98 dollars as of the moment of posting this comment
WarPigLoveMachine
American humane society sucks. Join the society of humane Americans.
Ashliarco
How are people still falling for this? Haven't there been 2 scammers here recently
Kosmokat16
well people really believed a guy donated $50'000 because of upvotes a few months ago, so it's clear imgur will buy anything.
RaynWisp
But there's hot singles in my area. Are you telling me that's a lie too?!
TaterLord
Yep
manhands
You meant the Human Fund, right?
LetEmEatCake
Thank you. Animals don't have a voice; we do.
manhands
Our goal should be exactly 70 points.
manhands
spaciings
You mean...about 70 points.
ImSaltyWalty
Get it to the FP then downvote to about 70
cmfler
Weeeeelll, it was about that time that I noticed that @OP was about eight stories tall and a faggot from the point whoring era
digitalbath1234
What did I do??
cmfler
Post a "If this gets to FP/For every point on this I'll..." post. Not your bio, but still contributing to the point whoring on imgur
digitalbath1234
You do realize that Imgur created a point system, therefore EVERY post is essentially trying to whore points, right?
iamjackscompletelackofcompassion
ASPCA
BlackPengu
700 bucks? well, i guss that might buy some food
Szwejkowski
Can we stop doing this facebook shite?
lifeisapicnic
If a pickle can get to front page, so can this.
Rapturr
@asspickle
asspickle
sometimes i stick pickles up my ass
WitchofBabylon
I don't trust anyone anymore, downvote.
TurkalinderPoodle
Yay! Heal all the puppies and kittens!
nbrikha
725.20
Schmedes
Just fucking do things without the need of a reward
JadedWombat
Saved you five cents. You're welcome, point whore.
TheOfficialBuzzKillington
Donate to PETA, I heard from michael vic that they are good people
ChrisDoesScience
Donate to PETA! They use their money wisely for the good of all animals... Said nobody ever.
EmergencyAbortionSavingsAccount
Even if it has a good cause i still downvote this shit every time.
whateverisavailableokay
Why?
mcawesome5388
$583.45... For those who were wondering.
ImSaltyWalty
Um, you should do your math again
twentyfourcharacterslong
Upvotes to FP, not reputation points.
mcawesome5388
Well, shit.
digitalbath1234
@butternutsquashfarts
Thustle
Hey op honestly take a look at best friends animal sanctuary. They are big and amazing beyond words.
butternutsquashfarts
Butternutsquashfarts will deliver.
digitalbath1234
We await proof with baited breath!
DaveTheBardbarian
Please remember to post some form of receipt!
oxidisedgearz
Please, if you want to donate to a humane society do a local one. A lot of other people have already commented on AHS: Tl;dr: they're shit.
DaveTheBardbarian
Please remember to post some form of receipt!
xJohnn
Please pick a different chsrity, the humane society isn't a good one.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
They spend most of their money on executive salaries and advertising...
butternutsquashfarts
I'm gonna donate to a local humane society.
digitalbath1234
Genuine question: Do you mean upvotes after downvotes have been applied or ALL upvotes, regardless of the downvotes?
Simplyfun
In fairness, OP isn't silly wealthy and there's enough total upvotes here to keep him busy and HS happy.
StarPine
We're only up to 607.35 :(
Blastergv9
I just gave a donation in everybody's name to the Human Fund. You're welcome imgur.
NameUser10
No fuck you I don't wanna make a donation
CastorCanadensis
Thanks!
Alpha2749
$373.15 So far, I'll keep this comment replied with more and more updated prices every now and again!
Alpha2749
update 1: $403.55
Alpha2749
update 2: $431.10
Alpha2749
update 3: $459.75
Alpha2749
Last update before I get some shut-eye. Update 4: $477.30
Alpha2749
update 5: $712.95
butternutsquashfarts
As Batman as my witness, I will deliver.
isquaredkeepingitreal
^.^
Wi1s0ne
Around £300
KaneVel
SWEAR TO ME!
shaqie
boomboomk9000
You Batman enough for this?
srhnclptt
Dot
grabyerpitchforks
Read top comment please sir
butternutsquashfarts
Done and done, my friend.
ItsBecauseImBatman
I aint seen shit
EtzioActive
You're at about $170 mate; when/how will you deliver? 24hrs later sounds fair, eh?
Stoltzy17
Up to 443$ at the 10 hour mark
Deathfrombelow
$666 at the 16h mark. https://imgur.com/cHRlM8Z
butternutsquashfarts
It will have to be this weekend. Saturday most likely. I'll post pictures at the Humane Society, and a receipt.
TheAuthorOfTheJournalsMyBrother
Tell me when it happens?
TheLegoInTheCarpetYouStepOnAtNight
Please a local society
ScipioWright
Please not the humane society.
butternutsquashfarts
I will donate directly to the Indianapolis Humane Society. Hopefully it will go straight to buying food and other needs.
theysaidineededawittyusername
Wahoo! As a fellow Indy-er, glad you're supporting my local humane society!
iamnotakate
Take pictures with all the kitties while you're there! Doesn't count as a selfie as long as there's kitties involved, right?
GoDownToTheStoreGetSomeViagraAndItllHelpYouGoFYourself
The direct city one will be a lot better, in terms of the money going to where they say it will.
TheAuthorOfTheJournalsMyBrother
Tell me when it happens?
MrGlayden
Most people just write "dot"
TheAuthorOfTheJournalsMyBrother
I prefer "Doot"
MattHolmberg
Message me when and where ya donate and I'll match!
butternutsquashfarts
Seriously?
MattHolmberg
Deadly. This is even my real name
MattHolmberg
It's about 400 now I think. I can go up but I'd like to come in under 4digits lol.
MattHolmberg
580 and climbing! Who else is in!!!???
Piornet
Please, not the American Humane Society - they pretty much do dick for animals and only serve to raise money. Please donate to a local HS.
Nathanyel
apercent
Sauce?
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
what about local humane societies? I always thought they were great rescue groups, I've gotten one dog from one and I used to donate to one
EvilChiWaWa
Humane Society is a piece of shit donate to your local rescues
Noughmad
Please, not the local HS. Donate to the Human Fund instead.
NxExO
Do the ASPCA
Magsnificent
Best Friends Animal Society?
Thustle
Yes! Best friends is amazing!
iwearsunglassesduringthedaytoo
And they're very close to being broke and calling it quits. Forget 'em!
myfi
This is true for the BIG one, but donating to your LOCAL humane society, where they have actual animals, WILL help.
curmudgeon91
I have worked for local humane societies and was surprised to learn it's not the same as AHS. We did a lot, I can't believe they don't.
brownribbon
I thought AHS was legit. It's the USHS you want to be wary of?
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
HSUS*
darkhalfbreed
Its best not to donate to an organization that dicks animals...unless thats your thing
SpikeTheGoat
"Office, it's called charity! No, not the animal, that would be ridiculous. Her name is Jane."
MEGALOAF
Is the ASPCA okay?
MEGALOAF
Is the ASPCA okay?
Piornet
No :(
urocyon
Have a charity rating site: https://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=search.categories&categoryid=1
JorganVonStrangle
Better than PETA (I assume, I dunno, I'm Canadian)
RufusTheAardvark
Safe bet.
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
They're PETA lite with better PR.
Threewisemen
Nope, same thing only without the crazy demonstrations. They think owning pets is cruel and would prefer all tame animals gone.
Threewisemen
Nope, basically the same thing without the crazy demonstrations. They don't want anyone to have pets and don't spend money to help pets.
JoshJohnson89
Donate to a local high student
realwomenfightnaked
Isnt there that shelter run by two ladies that always needs some funding! Could be a nicer place to donate too
chrishallett83
Donate to Vet Ranch!
Afirebugg
Source? And other options of donations towards pets or wildlife?
thecucumber
I'm curious about this too. The more successful the charity, the greater the overhead costs become, trade-off being increased awareness + $
Threewisemen
Slightly biased source with biased articals, but the actual information the share is true. www.humanewatch.org
Piornet
I can give you a couple, but here's one: http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/douglas-anthony-cooper/humane-society_b_1943902.html
conniecpu
Did someone downvote you just because the article is huffpo?
GetOffMyLawnYa
www.tailwaggers.com
EvilVageen
There's also Vet Ranch on YouTube, they do lots to help animals. They're some legit people.
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321Cheers
I'm with you on the awareness campaigns. Congrats on your recent post getting out of the red. Hard work and persistence paid off.
makeupcall
*Its
MrPredator
Who's worse? PETA or them?
TheBrokenWizard
PETA. The AHS at least doesn't propagate misinformation.
irthewalrus
Do they steal dogs from people's porches in broad daylight and then put them down like PETA?
lintwizard
I hadn't heard about PETA stealing pets, but yeah they no longer have anyone to outdo but themselves.
EvilEkips
Instructions unclear, bought Hearthstone packs from donations. ;)
Yepitsausername
American Humane is slightly better than the Humane Society of the United States, but local is always better.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
are locals okay to donate to? If they're a local SPCA or a humane society? That's where all my dogs came from, so I used to donate a ton
Yepitsausername
1. Yes. Just because something has "humane society" in the title does not mean that they are affiliated in any way with HSUS or AHS. In fact
Yepitsausername
2. that's something that the national "humane" societies bank on...they use the word "humane" in their title to encourage the belief that
Yepitsausername
3. they are affiliated. You can always call your local shelters/rescues and ask. Also, if you're in the US make sure that the rescue is
breasticular
It kind of sucks that MOST major non-for-profit organisations in the US are just there to make money...Red Cross, Susan G Kolman, AHS, etc.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
I work for a non-profit and we're all about making money compaigns because its the only way to get enough money to run our programs
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
Also it takes a TON of funding to just run a non-profit. Grants don't often cover salary, office space, and all that overhead funding.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
These non-profits may be way worse, but all non profits need money to survive
johnson21
Red Cross too?
WScarlet
... Remember Haiti? Yeah. Don't give the Red Cross a dime.
Cicilla
Red cross is horrid. When I was really little there was a bad flood. Needed tons of paperwork, quotes, etc for help with the ac 1
Cicilla
still no help. Mom goes to salvation army and mentions it (getting help with stuff like cleaning supplies or something) and 2
butternutsquashfarts
Okay, where do I donate?
Garbagecat
I know it's not local but they rescue elephants that are tortured and over worked for decades. It's haunting...
Garbagecat
I'd like to recommend the elephant nature park in Chiang Mai thailand. I visited yesterday and they do great work.
Piornet
I'd say either your local humane society/animal rescue group, or something like a Big Cat Rescue (or elephant, etc.) - they tend to be good
walaishy
Can confirm. Useless organization.
hitheremynameisshook
Homeless Shelter.
MEGALOAF
Is the ASPCA okay?
Threewisemen
Eh, local shelters are still a lot better at actually using the money to help animals.
ImSaltyWalty
They sure spend a lot of money on ads. Plus fuck that Sarah McLachlan song
ImSaltyWalty
They sure spend a lot of money on ads. Plus fuck that Sarah McLachlan song
TheWayADrillWorks
INNN THE AAARRRMMSSSS OOFFF
missyinc
The ads on tv are actually free. Tv stations donate them X amount of time. I think they have to fulfil a certain amount of PSAs per day
Woodinthehood
Not really. My father's a vet who cares a lot about animal welfare, and he despises the ASPCA and AHS.
ExceptFluffyDuck
Not condoning these organizations, but animal rights are *also important. We need both animal welfare and rights, as rights lead to welfare.
Woodinthehood
Being incredibly pedantic, but what would constitute"rights?" Life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness? How would that even work?
ExceptFluffyDuck
Jail time for people that abuse animals, for example. Rights to medical care. Rights exist to protect animals from people. Mostly asshats.
swimmer07
Care to elaborate? I just want more info :)
Woodinthehood
Sure thing! As a veterinarian, my dad obviously cares a lot about animals. The problem comes in the distinction between animal welfare (1)
Woodinthehood
and animal rights. People who are concerned with animal welfare (vets, local humane societies, etc) do their best to take care of (2)
SnarkySophia
Finding a local no kill shelter which focuses on using foster homes for animals waiting to be adopted would be ideal.
CrazyCatLad
No kill shelters offset the issue onto other shelters. I volunteer at a shelter that euthanizes (only for severe health/behavioral issues).
CrazyCatLad
(We have very good adoption numbers and must go to neighboring states or counties to get more animals.)
ImSaltyWalty
They sure spend a lot of money on ads. Plus fuck that Sarah McLachlan song
mukbun
I think they spend a lot on ads, not Shure tho.
HyJinkx
The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals does operate a shelter and an animal hospital - they are both in New York City
HyJinkx
That's it, a New York City shelter only. It is a highly regarded shelter, but New York clearly isn't the nationwide shelter list
HyJinkx
some people think of when they think of the ASPCA. To be fair, the ASPCA does humane work all over the nation,
HyJinkx
but as far as operating shelters, well, no.
ImSaltyWalty
They sure spend a lot of money on ads. Plus fuck that Sarah McLachlan song
Woodinthehood
Not really. My father's a vet who cares a lot about animal welfare, and he despises the ASPCA and AHS.
butternutsquashfarts
Okay, where do I donate?
hamburgerearmuffs
An animal rescue thats local to you!
Garuu
Vet ranch!look then up on youtube!
Hop3sfall
Hope For Paws!!!
pixarpizza
Pawmetto Lifeline is a good one if you need a suggestion! They even run a pet food pantry so people don't lose their pets. <3
hamburgerearmuffs
An animal rescue thats local to you!
Threewisemen
Local shelters not HSUS.
Bobloblaw8
As he said, local Humane societies are good, just avoid the AHS.
GetOffMyLawnYa
Give to tailwaggers.com
twitchymatchi
shywolfsanctuary.com , Awesome rescue in Florida completely nonprofit and they also do tours. Great organization and grateful to donors.
destructionhamster
Old friends senior dog sanctuary!
anitabieror6
just send your money to me and ill spoil my dog with it.
noluckduck
ME TOO... I also have a dog........
catchyusername
Do you have butternut squash farts or does butternut squash your farts? Either way, I'm going to have a followup question.
mybrothersmario
Or are the butternut squashes farting?
butternutsquashfarts
Yes! :-)
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
God I fucking hate HSUS so much. They have fucked up American wildlife management so much
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
Them too. They have a lot of shitty, underhanded tactics.
Macy99
AHS is different from HSUS.
kewlchey
I'm just reading HSUS as a Spanish talking Jesus.
Piornet
(Humane society, obviously - not a high school. Fuck the high schools.)
ScopesMouthwashTrial
That's illegal where I come from. Also gross.
AsAHistorian
Don't fuck the high schools!
TomGetsIt
I read it as homeless shelter. Which OP could also donate to.
IAlwaysUpvoteDumps
I thought it stood for homeless shelter. (Those need donations as well!)
Kosh3rBacon
But the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
SerfnTurf
As a high school teacher, :'(
Mypatronusisyourmother
As a former teenager, I give you a +1 for dealing with those assholes
keanukin
As a high schooler,
MicahAmey
I tried. I got brick dust in my peepee hole.
ashmenon
That being said, every HS has an Amber willing to do all sorts of things for some weekend cash.
TomasSpasiuk
Yea high school s are amazing...But stupid...You know how much we get to put on a grad.Something like 80,00$ to hire a DJ,decorations and AV
MyBigMouth
Fairly sure that could get you in jail with a Peado charge
ellmitchell
Why, it says the schools not the schoolers
Magsnificent
But what if it's a newer building?
CtrlAndW
Calm down, Betty DeVos!
CtrlAndW
And yet nobody corrected me that it's "Betsy."
RealCaptChicken
Grudgebearingmidget
We don't need no self control
sentmepicturesofhomemadebeefjerky
We don't need no birth control
slyfox001
"Yes you do. You've just used a double negative."
ThePlayerFormerlyKnownAsYesfredfred
BenSnow97
That's a strange way to spell Dolores Umbridge
CtrlAndW
Hem, hem!
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
JoeBags
Would you like a cough drop Dolores?
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Lmao