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May 12, 2017 6:31 AM
donnydangledown
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303SnowWolf
Where's the place for child molesters and people who talk in the theater?
LilandraNeramani
Lol! Circle X. I saw one the other day
copingcabana
You forgot one: slow wifi
ASOIAFgymcoach
I thought this was some delicious Oreo/brownie dessert.
CaptnCapsaicin
#ILoveMyFurBabies
georgecostanzalatexsalesman
I know it wasn't the most popular but I really loved the 360 game dantes inferno
veritasgear
BEATRICE!!!
57Teddy
And mommy bloggers. And jazz flutists.
CatzEyes93
Sorry, I dont get the eyelashes part.
chrishallett83
If you put eyelashes on your car, I instantly know you were dropped on your head repeatedly as an infant.
SlashyFace
TIL Hell has a frozen zone
cogs
Don't forget the Hell of the Upside Down Sinners, or the Hell of Being Skinned Alive.
RoutemasterFlash
So people who are lusty get endlessly blown? alRIGHT!
BearViking
So where is the special hell? You know, the one reserved for child molesters and people talking in the theatre?
NotTakenImgurAccountName
I see the ring where they limit your Internet connection to 1kb/s is missing
Notanotherdamnone
Where do slow walkers go?
Raecracy123abc
Heart for later reference, upvote for the title.
CM0n5ter
I want a sequel to Dante's Inferno that game was awesome!
LegionofMartyrs
Just makes me think of the game. Had it on PS3 it was sick.
sourorphan2112
Why is calling pets fur kids bad. My cats are my fur kids :) I love them like kids.
sourorphan2112
Also I wonder why gluttony is listed as having a cold nature. Aren't they just people who love food? What does that have to do with cold?
EarlGreyOrDeath
Gluttony isn't just food, it's wanting anything in excess of what you really need.
sourorphan2112
Fair enough but again what does that have to do with cold?
Midgarmerc
Wouldnt pagans technically be heretics?
RoutemasterFlash
https://imgflip.com/i/1owqmn
donnydangledown
the graphic fucked up. Its supposed to be the "noble pagans" that died before the birth of Christ so they never got a chance to be chrstian
TrafalgarAtreides
From what I remember: pagan = not baptized but cool (Greek philosophers) -whereas- heretic = enemies of Christianity
totallyrealname
Facebook supports hashtags now tho..
donnydangledown
yeah well I sure as hell don't. I understand context. I don't need comments categorized for me.
Hungrypiemonger
what if you are guilty of more than one of these things? where do you go then?
PokemonNumber351
This does not mention the 3 people who are stuck in circle IX for eternity.
DasGabelhauser
'Lust: The souls of lust are endlessly blown'. Not much of a punishment...
Talmorean
But you also have to ceaselessly hear Dust in the Wind by Kansas for eternity
AdamGenesis
What if it's Bill Clinton doing the blowing?
DasGabelhauser
I fail to see a problem with that
RoutemasterFlash
Dammit, should've looked down before posting the same comment.
geminius
By a hurricane. Is to symbolize their lack of control in lust.
whothehellareyouanyway
Circle XI: the "Special" Hell.
SomePieceOfShitReportedACommentAndNowImFuckingBanned
ojisama
Shared by reposters and people who complain about reposts.
notwhitetrashbrittany
Where your forced to make endless small talk with strangers and ppl you hate.
Vectorman2
People who try to speak like animals on pet pictures 'giv me some fud hooman, I has a want'
circlebreaker
*the differently abled Hell
goombay
Circle V sounds awesome
GodEmperorLetoAtreidesII
Is it though? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c7/DVinfernoFerryAcrossTheStyx_m.jpg
goombay
Depends on if you're in the boat or not
cikson
Circle IV:
Talmorean
A crown for a king!
Vectorman2
What kind of shampoo is that?
JestHearFourComAnts
Maybe its maybelline?
TinyCactusss
Mane and tail
djie
Head and smolder.
Vectorman2
I despise puns but that was damn good sir!
cikson
It is a gold shower (don't google it)!
WallaWallaWashington
I'ma google it
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
For knowledge, most of the circles of hell are split into sections where the punishment is different based on your sin. Suicide...
CityYeti
The eighth circle is the best example considering that's the whole point to that circle
balmut
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OhhHaiMark
So if it is the 9 circles of hell... Why are there ten?
godamnit
So pie charts of the damned essentially.
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
calldrdaley
Where do politicians go?
Ivain
I'd think treachery, since not one of them ever keeps their promises
GlitchNDaSystem
Not totally sure, but according to the Dantes Inferno game its Circle 8, so I imagine it's probably there
BillOreillyisaSexualPredator
mansions :(
Fauxsho89
Not even kidding: Circle 8 is actually broken up into sub-sections, one of which dedicated to Politicians.
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
Is considered "Violence against yourself". When you die you get thrown into a forest where you are alone. You feel grief and gradually...
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
turn into a tree. On judgement day when you're soul and body become reconnected, it is said these people remain trees but with their...
Spacemayo
Wasn't that a quest in the Witcher 3?
Ivain
You thinking of the Whispering Hillock?
Spacemayo
I think so. It was in 1 of the DLC areas.
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
Former skin flopping around on the branches. I did a whole runthrough of the Divine Comedy (all three parts) a while back...
WaggyTails
Divine comedy? ...that's not very funny...
WakeUpYoureInAComa
That's the joke.
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
Thinking of turning into a youtube series.
sighAnimal
I would watch it.
Kaykorvid
English major. Have read. Have forgotten. Videos would be cool.
Chewthestitches
Please do so and keep us posted.
Iwastryingtomakeacreavtivenamebutnah
Oh hell yea, can you pm me if you do?
TheDugeWasHere
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oChurchx
Dude. Please do it, the divine comedy is super interesting but many of us have the attention span of a goldfish.
Tinysalmon
@stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead - Animation or just explanations. Animations would be awesome but I'd take information.
EmanonInverse
If you do, let us know buddy! I'd gladly watch that shit!
NachtyKnowsBest
It sounds like an interesting topic. Do you have any suggestions on where to read more?
vopal
That doesn't sound bad at all till the turning-into-a-tree part
eyetrain
Dooot
misohisa46
Please do this
Imguraffistan
Dewit
TinyCactusss
Do it