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tonytrip
For what? Why???
Bustification
This is really fucking awesome
KingoftheWest
I agree and kinda want to know if there is a history or myth behind it. Must do research!
ontheceiling
HNNNGGG
GeneralKoitus
So now he can break his brother out of prison?
CactusJackDaniels
MICHAEL!
DeMusa
As a tattoo apprentice...this guy must have an artist with a spine made of steel. My back and eyes are on fire just looking at this.
ImgurPlz
That's they they're called, "professional". :p
kaisezrg
Preeeeeeeeeeetty sure they didn't do it all in one sitting.
DeMusa
While that is true, even bending your back and focusing your eyes for just a few hours will take quite a toll on a person.
youdidwhatyouidiot
Let's all take a moment to acknowledge the good posture his tattoo artist will never regain.
hisendmenudes
I an so turned om right now
pap00se
I can't wait to be the only person without a tattoo
BlackPengu
do your thing. your missing out tho.
burnyrocknrolla
Hipster
eloquentyoungpilgrim
something about letting someone do this to me and letting him do me.
cannedpeople
These are stunning. I want something similar I think.
kaatisu84
Tattoos used to be cool, then my 60y/o mother got one!
onefacenoblog
I am incredibly attracted to this...
01100011011000010111001001100001
looks like one of those cardigans ballerinas wear
Polizei
You mean a shrug?
RingRingRingRingRingRingRingBananaPhone
My thoughts exactly :P
porkiloki
I dunno why but good tattoo sleeves are like +30 hotness
judithmyers
The "dotwork" is called stippling .
wererat2000
Why does this make me think "Cyberpunk Yakuza" ?
indigoblue
not the biggest fan of tattoos but this looks fuckin cool.
RubyeKubly49
Hey. I had a six pack from 6 to 14 years old. Everyone knew about it.
wanderbyy
Dear God, and I thought stippling was painful as an drawing technique... X__X
ShareeGolar78
Technically, we're programmed to find traits DIFFERENT from ours so our offspring have the most genetic diversity.
KitValentina
Oh my... I.. As an artist, I can appreciate a good stipple drawing/piece of artwork. This.. This is just tattoos dialed to eleven.
derp949
That must have taken literally hours.
cannedpeople
Or figuratively taken minutes.
slowlorispatronus
Hours is an understatement... my tattoo is about 6 inches long & done using the same technique (dots) - it took 3 hrs. This = days & days.
derp949
That was the joke.
MisanthropicAnthropoid
He used to be rich.
R0B0KILLER
Not since the accident
Jt0323
Why did he change his name?
romperstompers
Then he took an arrow to the knee.
SuedeCaramel
+1 for pre-emptively reading my mind
WhatUpMyNinjas
Then they added an "ard" to his name.
Chronomechanist
I've always thought getting "Richard" tattood on my penis would be a great idea. People would ask and I could tell them. It's long for Dick.
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
He is rich. If he had a way of extracting all that ink(idk why he'd want to) he could sell it for millions.
deediegraphitii
All that ink is probably about 10k or less.
pr0tat0
Is the ink special?
DoctorSharkface
those are all white dots. he actually used to be black.
Ivehaditwithyouidiots
I'm embarrassed that I laughed at this...well done.
gagosimon
Ya now the tattoo artist is rich
icameinyourcoffeecup
..then the fire nation attacked
112864
imgur will prefer this
NotAKorean
I always upvote... tattoos.
rumandbass
razor10000 up to bat
DAudioLink
Oh my.
chemistrydoc
This is one of the best tattoos I have seen.
ihateprettymucheveryoneonimgur
tacky
Habis
breast*
othernym
wow. very art. much nipple pain.
YourGiddyAunt
okay
thekidwrites
Is that Devries?
brassknucklenerd
You misspelled "creepiest as fuck". But +1. Nice ink.
baconsrthebest
I wanted it to be dick-butt so bad...
strangejane
fvrt
ferro13
rawr! here's a pic of mine. http://imgur.com/SP1AgrH
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Omgmoar
that is one fine tattoo
LaZspy
If Salvador Dali did tattoos...
funkjacket
one of the best ever
chross
I love the coloring!
Celebrimbor
I like it!
GnomeplayingJAX
prepare your inbox
thekidwrites
Stunning.
symphonyofnames
Very cool stuff :)
bagonja
Abs on skinny people dont count
SAIKOsean
You do realize that makes zero sense right...?
Batsquatch
As much as I agree, it's irrelevant. The pictures being focused on the absolutely mindblowing artwork and all :P
88mixy
I once told my at the time boyfriend that he had a default six pack. He wasn't pleased.
DC1123
Because that was really mean to say
ohdangit
lol
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
It's only a real six pack if you've got the pecs to go with it
Reg06
Bruce Lee is always the exception. To everything
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
But Bruce Lee is ripped to shit..
tiramigiu
skinny as fuck, following original logic.
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
I'm confused :(
dopestdyl
Hey. I had a six pack from 6 to 14 years old. Everyone knew about it.
impossible4
Not ture, i'm thin and I work really, really very hard for my abs to show
AerysIITargaryen
I did boxing 6 days a week for 2 years and was told that I just had a skinny pack. It's annoying when people say that.
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
I'm not speaking for you personally, but in general, if you have low enough body fat to see your abs, but also very little muscle, it just..
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
... isn't a good look
HeyFreckleFace
Same here. http://imgur.com/j0LpYoS
kilroyishere
as a swimmer, they count sometimes
MiriMaf
Booo it counts when he works had and eats well. You're just jelly.
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PatintheHat93
Bravo
MiriMaf
Just like a mouth on a moron.
Noerapenaaal
Sooo abs on fat dude count??
xkr73
But i've never seen a fat guy with abs
rcruz720
You have, the abs are just hiding behind his protective layer of fat :3
ChrisPrattsTinyNipples
I thought he was Iggy Pop at first...
StarlightKitsune
Last I checked abs are the muscles in your stomac, pretty sure without them we'd be floppy sacs of organ meat
AlGoreRhythms
Your mom is a floppy sac of organ meat.
DickbagMcDicksucker
I lol'd
quithinting
thanks to @heyfreckleface
HeyFreckleFace
http://imgur.com/EG4B3Xx
iwantoneofthosesuperlongusernamestoo
Says every fat person who sees my abs.
HeyFreckleFace
http://imgur.com/s1F57UT
KeytarPlatypus
Seriously. I just respond with "Oh, sorry I can't keep a high enough body fat percentage to NOT make my abs show."
whatweretheythinking
Well, I can. Ha!
rcruz720
That's how my bf is. Such high metabolism. He can eat a ton and never gain weight. Kinda jealous :\
ladyimgurian
I feel soooo sorry for you for having a boyfriend like that! Must be awful to see his abs all the time!
rcruz720
I know, it's so awful! Cuz I'll try keeping my hands to myself but it's so hard while staring at his abs! ;-)
bnlucy
They are like tits on a fat girl, am I right?!
ReapDaCreap
Fuck this guy. I work out regularly and its hard gettin my abs to show. Fat piece of shit.
icallpeopleJack
You know this is bullshit right?
hipsterdaenerys
People can be skinny and not have abs. I had a twig of a bf and he was just kinda squishy in the middle.
WeAreMadeOfStarDust
Aaand there goes my pants.
SpaceySam
For serious. I forgot the world was carrying on around me.
graehall
*sigh* *unzips*
DontEatTheCrabDipYeyay
dat second to last pic though... hnnnggg
Bucklax31
What his scrawny bicep?
Ryvan
You mean sexy?
Bucklax31
No not at all
AnnaKendrickLamar
He looks like an Ethiopian Skelator
aldieb
...Yup. Yup yup yup. If it turns out he's also a musician there will be a hole through my office floor.
ImgurPlz
Oh women...
aldieb
Well you're not wrong...
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
Girls have such widely varying taste it just confuses the fuck out of me
shimmeries
Better for you all. Guys have such similar taste it's unsettling 'cause I know I'm not it.
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
I'd say girls' taste varies more, but guys' tastes can vary quite a lot too. I frequently find myself disagreeing with friends whether...
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
... someone's attractive or not.
TheCanadianNerd
As a guy, you're generalizing their turn ons, they've got separate tastes. Except a majority seem to like penises. And Tom Hiddleston.
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
I know they have separate tastes, it's just their tastes vary more than I'd expect them to
HeyAgiantMushroomMaybeitsFriendly
I don't think Tom Hiddleston is limited to just the ladies. I wish he was limited to just me though.
itsamazing
it's almost as if we are all individual people D: omg!
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
I'm going to ignore your crippling sarcasm and point out that you would expect humans to be attracted to similar traits (within a culture...
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
... at least), because we're naturally programmed that way in order to find the best mate.
SarahStumbleBee
Technically, we're programmed to find traits DIFFERENT from ours so our offspring have the most genetic diversity.
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
In some respects, yes, but not others. For example in women, wide hips, big boobs etc. are supposed to indicate fertility.
itsamazing
that's cool I'm just teasing you ;)
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
I know, I appreciate a good sarcastic remark, but sometimes I like to respond by being a smart ass
MisanthropicAnthropoid
Just like men! ;)
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
Actually, I am often surprised by how much men's taste varies as well, but I feel like women's does more, possibly because women are...
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
... on average a little less fussy
MisanthropicAnthropoid
I was joking a bit. I think all in all both sexes tastes vary amazingly. The thing that maintains is liking confidence I find.
crystalofchaos
uuuuuuuh huuuuuuh. Just do us a favor put a male Jock next to a male emo and tell us again about varying taste. :T kinda a HUMAN thing tbh.
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
I would expect varying taste, but I was saying the extent to which taste varies surprises me
tentsie
Both are hot.
tentsie
Well, we all like a guy who wears clean, good looking clothes, acts friendly and showers regularly. Also, flannel shirts with sleeves 1/2
tentsie
rolled to midway of arm is something lot of girls find attractive (for some reason we really do)
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
Ah, that's better. I was more talking in terms of body/physical attractiveness though.
tentsie
Ah. Physical attractiveness is a bit trickier subject. Usually girls don't mind about what you look, some characterist most (but not all 1/?
tentsie
)women dislike are that the man is shorter (not all, i repeat), the man has oily and unkept hair, bad moustache/beard (the sort that doesn't
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
YOU CAN'T PUT 1/2 AND THEN NOT POST A SECOND COMMENT! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!
tentsie
I PUT IT UP
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
MY BAD, I COULDN'T SEE IT FOR SOME REASON