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Follow that TechnicallyRon guy on Twitter he's funny.
Oct 12, 2016 3:35 PM
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Follow that TechnicallyRon guy on Twitter he's funny.
trogdorrulez
I still think its a publicity stunt for some new show or movie
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
we safe ]http://www.theladbible.com/more/inspirational-lad-dressed-as-batman-is-protecting-kids-from-this-clown-craze-20161011
EDarwin
I work in a haunted house as a clown. I make sure not to go anywhere in costume, just in case.
Cryotoad
I know two people doing the clown thing. They're good people but pictures of them have been co-opted by a bunch of lazy news organizations.
Cryotoad
They were doing it before the whole craze started too. Shitty timing on their part I guess. The people in town kind of loved them.
DroidKitty
Relevant: http://imgur.com/WNWLY
datma
Account is a month old, I think OP is TechnicallyRon. Also this is technically not very funny.
bearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbear
I've been sat, waiting, plotting my first post to Imgur for a month. A WHOLE MONTH. Or not.
OtterlyKim
I enjoy the terrifying stories coming up to Halloween. Doesn't mean I'm not carrying around my giant balloon mallet just in case.
Baluzero
Plot twist : You're @TechnicallyRon..
bearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbear
Alas, no. ????
stnicholascage
agorednocit
I must have missed something. Killer clowns?
MakerOfBadJokes
Across the US, people being Super creepy - dressed as clowns, supposedly trying to lure people/kids into the woods, making threats online...
SirKaldar
YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
chaiteanunes
https://youtu.be/YEwlW5sHQ4Q
dabbishing
Do you want clowns ? Cause that's how you'll get clowns
adaylateandaeuroshort
#ClownLivesMatter
CaptAguilar
TheLastSonOfKrypton
sLaughter is the best medicine
Thispostisaboutacat
TIL all these people dressing up as clowns are Mexican
Maraak
I don't get the clown-thing at all. Even reading articles Im left with "Tards are dressing up as clowns & other tards beat them up for it?"
PinkJubes
This was tweeted on 12/10/2016?
TheCosmicSupernova
EroticZombiePants
Maybe they are from outer space.
ALiteralClown
I'm not tryna kill nobody, I'm just here to make balloon animals and juggle.
AnActualClown
:solidarity:
ALiteralClown
A fellow clown!! Love and light to you my brother/sister. <3 :o)
Willybum84
Has there been some killing?
MyFetishIsLyingOnTheInternet
Ft. Wayne Indiana had a clown get shot
datacide
That was a hoax article.
Rayve1
Aye in Northern Ireland one of the clowns stabbed a kid in Newry.
GingerSwan
Ah jaysus sure when isnt there violence up there.
Rayve1
I know, but it was one of them clowns so it was kinda a shocker, but I was the one who's like "fucking told ye's it would happen"
GingerSwan
A few days late there lad
stonecoldstevebuscemi
There's been a clown stabbing but the clown didn't kill him in my town
jjice38
A few shot in Texas at least 1 dead. Read state motto.
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
Kid got popped in North Richland Hills, Texas. Dunno if he died.
sangheraj
Of the clowns, yes
HandsomeJackBlack
So far the killing stories seem to be hoaxes. There have been a few reports of clowns getting beaten up.
KeeleonOhms
Don't let that stop the sheep from continuing to talk about rumors like fact.
DesiredUsernameWasTaken
Fatal Stabbing in Pennsylvania got news coverage, but don't let that stop you from continuing to dismiss any facts as rumors.
KeeleonOhms
And how is 1 action by 1 person out of 300 million in America now the definition of an epidemic we need to fear? People attack others all
KeeleonOhms
All the time and yet what they're wearing has been irrelevant until some asshole commits a crime wearing a costume.
ARealLivingAustralian
Two clowns in Aus got chased by the people they tried to scare and were arrested by police for being public nuisances :D
RiskTaken
And one 16 year old boy (dressed up as a clown) was stabbed to death.
HandsomeJackBlack
What was the full story on that though? Article said he wasn't even wearing the mask at the time.
RiskTaken
Ah don't know, sorry. I was just going off of a vox video.
kenten22
RobertHanna
Thats so coolraphobia
AnActualClown
Nice on the vocabulary, mate
LittleMissMayhem
What are you? Some sort of clown racist?
AnActualClown
/singletear
UnreasonablyImprudentPerson
#Clownlivesmatter
idontknowyoufromadam
Technically funny ...
OrlandoTheAxe
The clowns are an elaborate marketing scheme for the 2017 movie remake of "It" by Stephen King. It's all viral marketing.
datma
Viral marketing likely accounts for a good portion of social media trends/posts, and it goes largely unnoticed, but is very effective.
MagRowlTheForsaken
Actually that was the case with some before all the hysteria started, the same with the movie gags. Also we found one under my school's 1/2
MagRowlTheForsaken
2/2 parking deck
Tijthatisall
Also means they can all come out of one car at the same time....
jsktrogdor
Ironically, these killer clowns havnt actually killed anyone. However, some of us *have killed* some of the killer clowns.
chrisdafish
Some guys in a car pointed a gun at one and told it to leave kids alone and another one got jumped
LoveAtFirstAwkwardMoment
One got shot. Good
worldsokayestspeler
Natural selection will sort this one out
tacoparlor
You haven't seen Idiocracy, have you?
roadkillohs
High school kid got stabbed to death by a clown in the u.s.
Dersce
Yeah well play stupid games win stupid prizes. You put on a mask of any kind most people will be wary.
Yourmomandme
Where i live, they have
Gmayor61
Hold the fuck on, clowns being a problem is surreal enough, but now you're telling me some of them actually DIED for clowning around?
whatthefudgecakeamidoing
Nevermind he fucking LIED http://www.2br.co.uk/news/local-news/2121917/blackburn-man-lied-about-knife-wielding-clown-attack/
JohnnyTitelips
John Wayne Gacy
BendydickWaffleSmack
Pogo The Clown...
jsktrogdor
http://www.pennlive.com/news/2016/09/man_arrested_in_stabbing_death.html
VaguelySatisfying
God dammit PA.
boobhats
Yay Pennsylvania
Atlasraven
Whose the real killer clown here?
AnActualClown
Not me.
DinoKebab
The one's in the UK just keep getting beaten the shit out of. Think one got run over recently. Standard.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
That's probably brits are not as gun dependent/obsessed as Americans. Hugs from Brighton x
Qj00t
The kid who got run over dressed as a clown was 13. Police have said they didn't think he was part of this "killer clown" fad... wat?
DankMemeStealer
A teenage boy got ran over while wearing a mask a few minutes from me
bitemark
Why did you run him over for a few minutes? You couldn't just do it once like a normal person?
DesiredUsernameWasTaken
Yes, yes, nobody was killed. Except for that one kid in Pennsylvania...
DroidKitty
Police will need a new tactic: http://imgur.com/WNWLY
BiggieSmallsIsTheIllest
Some of those clowns threatened my neices special needs school and shut it down. Fuck those guys!
AnActualClown
Fuck. Those. Not-clowns.
LittleArtistRuvik
a school in my state went into yellow code lockdown because there were clowns outside and where I live there was a rumour (1/2)
LittleArtistRuvik
That on the 7th clows were gonna shoot up the schools/on the 5th there were rumours of clowns were going to be there after. I left early 2/2
BiggieSmallsIsTheIllest
Yeah see that's messed up u start messing with the kids the adults are gonna come for u. Stay safe little one.
tacoparlor
#polkadotlivesmatter
AnActualClown
:meep:
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Can it be argued that it was self defense because even if the situation wasn't inherently dangerous, the target felt like it was?
ExcuseMe2
Now if I changed "felt threatened by a clown because some could be violent" with "black".....
wrecklaw
Depends on if they have weapons. I saw a video of a guy getting chased by a clown with a machete.
VaguelySatisfying
Depends on whether you were being actively threatened and where the confrontation occurred... Castle laws only apply to your house/property.
andyar
It should. They know damn well what they're doing.
Prototypeplaya5
Implications
lovelylucee
Not when someone dressed as a clown is just minding their own business and someone rolls up, shoots them and drives off.
sumothername
Self defense is valid when a reasonable person would find himself in danger and uses a reasonable amount of force to overcome the danger.
Flyndaran
Not for cops in the Portland metro area of Oregon. Here it literally says a cop can kill if they feel threatened; logic doesn't matter.
DinoKebab
If a guy is chasing you brandishing a weapon and you fear for your safety then yes you can defend yourself.
agjm
Depends on location. In some places you may be responsible to exhaust all other options before resorting to confrontation. Stay safe!
ImSorryFriend
I mean, rule 1 of self defence is "fucking run if you can" so they have a point
FloodingWaters
what if he's just wearing a clown suit and standing behind a bush?
littlemirrorsatourfeet
Is that bush on my property?
JupitersWitch
They have been trying like hell to get themselves killed though. Citizens and police actually have more restraint than the media shows.
jsktrogdor
If you watch interviews with local sheriffs, a lot of them are saying they're more worried about the clowns' safety than the public's.
MrCorioliss
I'm worried too. I'm not fast runner. And I've seen them chase people. They'd be putting me in a bad spot. Can't just hope they're friendly.
JupitersWitch
They have been also trying to lure people into the woods and their vehicles.
Elphienis
Kinda feel sorry for the actual clowns, just walking home from their clown jobs while everyone looks at them like they're animals
ArdentSlacker
Actual clowns... have a change of clothes and take off the makeup in the nearest restroom. Because they know better than to commute costumed
AnActualClown
Fun fact: circus and party clowns glue their noses on. Theatrical clowns use string. I can pocket that shit if things get weird.
ArdentSlacker
I think weird is the default.
AnActualClown
It's rough. I'm serious.
BendydickWaffleSmack
Ringling Brothers clowns are okay by me...
AnActualClown
:fistbump:
trollprozac
They should just become mimes
AnActualClown
That shit seriously takes years. YEARS.
jsktrogdor
There is a real trade union representing 2,500 actual professional Clowns. It's been a genuine disaster for their community.
JetSetGo
"Our clown economy...it's a disaster. A disaster! And it's hell out there, and Crooked Hillary hasn't done anything to stop it in 30 years!"
bongles
Yeah but real clowns don't wear scary clown masks
AnActualClown
We can't wear any white any more. It's like a sign that says 'please kick the SHIT out of me. '
Amigoaner
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
MaddPainting
RIGHT... b.c standing there doing nothing other than dressing up as a clown in October warrants being run over.
MemeDissector
there are no winners on either side of these games. except the clowns, because this was what they were looking for.
walkingtallmachinegunman
Most likely stupid kids that found a way to get a rise out of people, not exactly ISIS
DeckhandAdmiral
Uhm. You contradicted yourself in leas than 140 characters.
MemeDissector
I suppose that was perhaps the point or something. Comedic contradiction.
DeckhandAdmiral
Hope comedy isn't your day job.
geneparmesan07
This is becoming the most cliche comment on the internet.
heatmaster28
Yeah, but I like it. It's snappy, and so sassy
NotTodayNotYesterday
I think the dead horse has had enough now of the recycled lack of originality, thanks.
CyborgScribe
Yet it rings so true
Ravenuser
*humans*
NotTodayNotYesterday
No, it doesn't. There's no law saying you aren't permitted to dress up as a fucking alien if that's what you're into, much less a clown
OmegaKamidake
It's not the dressing up that's the problem. It's the ones running around with knives and such intentionally terrorizing people.
BewareTheCrocigator
There's also no law that says I can't wander around detroit wearing a top that says black lives don't matter, does that make it okay?
ImRandyMarsh
Are they trying to scare the shit out of people? Yes. They deserve whatever reaction they get. Big difference between just dressing up.
mousemarie94
Most accurate in most cases
bitemark
Definitely in these cases.
plainoldfool
I know an elderly dude who volunteers at a hospital with sick kids. He does the clown thing with all the balloons and shit. He's been (1)
plainoldfool
asked to take a break because of all the clown bullshit.
AnActualClown
That makes me fucking furious.
SomeDudeNurse
This
whatthefudgecakeamidoing
One guy where I live got his hand sliced open and nearly lost a finger.
redshadow1000
By the clown?
Azqw
No, by a blade
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
*slow claps*
BendydickWaffleSmack
Touchyhorse
beep beep lettuce
Lasarahann
BendydickWaffleSmack
Hey, I like your style
themostdownvotedmaninhistory
His name is ron
gitared
My name is Jeff
BendydickWaffleSmack
http://i0.wp.com/bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/pennywise.gif
DurendaI
Roland could waste Pennywise like the pissant it is. Half ass energy vampire from Todash.
MyDogJake
I've been reading this book for 3 months. I just want it to end. Also I heard they're remaking the movie.
TheInfraggableKronk
I listened to it while I worked construction. I literally built a house before the book ended.
BendydickWaffleSmack
Yea I heard that too. I don't think they'll come even close to the original
ihatewarmpickles
No offense dude but what do you read like three words a day?
MyDogJake
One taken. I'm a new dad. Not a lot of free time.
SpecimenSpiff
Over three months, it's an average of 13 pages a day. I only take the time to read for a few hours every week, so yeah, could take a while.
MyDogJake
None*
Chum3
Which book
HesAManiac
IT by Stephen King
darbdavys
"It" by Stephen King. Very fat book.
MexicanCatFur
My friend recently borrowed that book from a library, it's like a large brick. Or on of those gigantic dictionary's.
racpd
I love the book so much, but then I watched the movie and it wasn't scary at all. I hope the new one will be an r rated masterpiece.