AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
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Morning Wood.
Sep 6, 2017 1:48 PM
AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
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dildonics
For a quiet family dinner or a full medieval banquet
oheina
As a furniture salesman... I just creamed my pants.
ButterflyHeimlich
I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooooong table.
ZachManDo
So it's a grow-er, not a show-er.
GingerBeardsRule
source for purchase?
FetaForMoses
That actually gave me wood
Withcharitytowardnone
Yeah, but how much does it weigh? Good luck moving it.
IHopeMyKidsDontSeeThis
That would be very useful because I totally have 40 friends to eat dinner with.
HTButterbuns
And not enough space to play CAH with food and drinks still on the table.
Jvkristensen
Where can I buy this?
chefsoda
OP, please post a link for this table!
SwofehuperHemanmalemanson
and how do I get one of these? I live in a 5000 sq foot renovated barn, this is exactly what I want.
talanall
Find a joinery shop in your area, and pay big money for workmanship and materials. This is necessarily custom work because it's so big.
painstream
I need one of these for board game nights. o_O
DingoMartinez
One could almost fit all of Arkham Horror on a single surface!
painstream
Or Betrayal at House on the Hill!
DingoMartinez
I like the cut of your jib.
hodorgoestomordor
I could watch this all day.
harpyklaw
Being rich...mbn
Irishbearcub
What keeps the leaves from collapsing when you put a dish in the middle?
YOUAreTheMagicMan
Awesome. Now I just to find 36 friends to share it with. I currently have...one, and she doubles as my wife. She gets two chairs for now.
101Medic
Have you asked her to lose weight?
MissusSpareTire
Where can I get one of these?
ThisIsAFormality
Now fold the other end up! Do it!
Nadmonk
His pull out game is strong.
CrabSmuggler
gaidinbdj
This will be perfect for my Great Hall.
otherbarryisadick
Wiggle wiggle wiggle!
rikm
Very clever bit of craftsmanship... very nice... it might fit in my driveway... ;)
raitchison
A grower AND a shower.
ZoneGRagnarok
Impressive table, now pull out the chairs...
HorribleMonster
Morning wood? This is all-day wood. This is "the erection has lasted more than 4 hours, doc" wood. You will lose your penis to this table.
Enohpoxas
This table must be heavy as fuck.
TemporaryUzername
which is ideal for a "stationary" work table, even the expandable ones.
Lordrednaught
Seats as many as it takes to carry it.
Janusha
Less so than if it was made out of solid wood.
Denamic
I used to work for a second hand store and moved furniture daily. This table is making me angsty.
asm80dfa8sdfj
I mean, if a table the original size was made of solid wood, would this be heavier?
Alfadorfox
Wood it be?
Enohpoxas
Stop doing this!
SpicyLava
Yes. That table is made of MDF. that stuff is wicked heavy
asm80dfa8sdfj
Sure, then let's say the solid version is MDF.
Denamic
Tables are never made with wood that thick.
MLUdrea
You're an idiot.
Counterfit
Only a Sith speaks in absolutes
TheMexicanStaringFrog0fSouthernSriLanka
Never?
Dac002
No, greater complexity increases the electro-magnetic wave barrier which interferes with the weak force...dumbass
ISenseAChallenger
AutomaticBedazzler
Exactly what I was thinking (married dad who has to do all the moving and help family members because I'm apparently also the strongest).
metzershmit
Just pretend to be weak, they won't ask for help anymore.
ProfessorMorifarty
Hi me, how are me?
denram
I learned being married, if you do something bad enough one time you'll never be allowed to do it agian.
iwishihadagreatusername
Not in the latino culture, you'd be shamed for not being a strong man.
Armored0Titan0
Are you not?
CristiSsS
Heeey, he has a soul too
SlightlyUsedSwab
I think they might use it as an excuse to avoid hard work.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Is that a challenge?
Kilsim1v
Exactly two ducks, actually
Kilsim1v
Fuck a duck .....
rotzverpopelt
https://youtu.be/6qDzmXf8JcA
Enohpoxas
What kind of ducks is it you know of?!
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
duck sized horses or horse sized ducks ?
Imagetap
Neat! Another quality post by @AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
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ShemnonShadowalker
the question is who has room for a table that big?
pdxenburg
Need a room that folds out too
professionalwindowlicker
Large ass Catholic families
sciencebasedlifeform
Who has time to make a table that big? I got bills and shit...
merelyadequategooglymoogly
Him. He does.
zsefvgb
We have a dining room with an open Wall onto the study, this would be perfect for regular meals and extended for the holidays
annfranksbhole
Restaurants
pronoun
Not you.
DidItForScience
People who can afford a table that large and intricate.
zsefvgb
Also, just about anyone with a mid sized open concept house
TPotShax
you don't have to extend the table all the way, just for however many extra segments you need.
srslydude
My family currently has two tables lashed together with zipties, but we only need all of it when everyone is home for holidays.
rusyII
I have a feeling it's
vaktmastare
What happened there
rusyII
Not sure, but maybe it was
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I do actually. My house had an extension put on at some point, and the dining room is ridiculously huge. Like 24' long.
ShemnonShadowalker
table is beautiful, and wonderful craftsmanship, Its just to long for us casuals.
serpentinebaboo
Dude, get a shuffleboard table. Put it against one wall. You can throw a board over it and use it as a buffet line table if hosting.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Lol. The kids would love it. Our living room and basement rec room are just as long though so one of them would be better. :)
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
you could become the place everybody wants to have parties at, or sports night with the guys
nero4ty2
i've got a few rooms big enough for it, they are used for other things but i could make it fit, would be awesome at holidays
Taiche
My apartment has a super long living room. This table would actually be perfect for holiday parties.
SwansonWhenSoberKnopeWhendrunk
What 'other things'?
nero4ty2
living room, family room, basement kids playroom, none of which need a huge ass table in the middle of them
imgurgladtobehere
"a few rooms"
nero4ty2
well, 3, technically 4 but i don't want to count my bedroom, and it wouldn't fit up the stairs anyways
Tiriki
My thoughts exactly! Much easier than 2or3 tables pushed together!
nero4ty2
yep, when we have big holidays at my house the dining table becomes a buffet so we have 4 6 foot tables in different rooms plus 3 different>
nero4ty2
kids tables, its chaos, i'd love to fit everyone at one big table
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
when Jesus calls and asks if he and all 12 apostles can be seated on one side of the table.
I got you fam.
opentokix
This made me laugh waaay to hard :D
darkhavana0512
starvingvagrant
We can't all do the big arms thing, we'll look like a squadron of spitfires ffs
HippDeutschMan
Ordering a table for 26, so you and your Bros all can sit on the same side!
terribleadvicecommentor
Wouldn't it be 28 because end seats? I'm fun at parties
juicyjoe69
The most legendary selfie
10thlettersauce
Eating on one side of a long skinny table was a custom for a long time. Servants can serve everyone at once from the empty side
ArthurPhillipDent
They wouldnt even have sat though. They would lay on their stomach
Spamamdorf
Still see that at weddings and the like
talanall
This only was the case if you were sitting at the most prestigious table in the hall of a prominent noble, and y'know. Had servants. 1/2
talanall
For less exalted diners, the custom in most of Europe was for you to sit across from someone, sharing the same platter and cup. 2/2
AlmightyDylon
Really? I thought it was just easier to picture. Like in movies and TV shows. They all sit on one side
SarcasticComment
This. Also it lets everyone get a good look at the important people at the head table
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CumsInPies
Calling all dudeist priests!
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