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Lizam
BMO is the best chef :3
BubonicRagueSauce
This is surreal.
itypewerdsonline
Is the butter man's hat edible? it didn't melt with him
MummyNapkin
more adventure time plz
ObviousOCD
Making bacon pancakes! Making bacon pancakes!
paigezero
Do people actually eat omelette sandwiches?
NixonDidNothingWrong
poopypostapproval
Dude I can never get used to this show
KirbyCompany
ChuckyTheCat
How do people know that humpty dumpty is an egg?
mfgcolour
most children hadn't seen a cannon so an egg was canonized
CanonInTheStreetsFanonInTheSheets
Someone actually made that sandwich in real life! https://youtu.be/HsxBw6ls7Z0
AintNoCompanionLikeABlueEyedMerle
He makes Jake's perfect sandwich, but I'll always upvote Binging with Babish
stimpsonjcatt
Mmm....sandwich....wants one now.
heysupbrent
Vegans hate this
CommunitySmuggler
Weirdest food related boner ever...
HamsterOnAGoat
Humpty dumpty never actually says he's an egg
davebeastly
Must've been a pretty fucking high wall if he was a human that couldn't be put together again.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I think it was a cannon
davebeastly
Oh... That's just nasty.
Unverified
My favorite is the pepper fart
rockfireman
*poot*
davebeastly
Don't squeeze me I'll fart.
doyouthinkyoucanfuckmeupson
Your sense of humour is a lot worse than mine
rockbuster
Let's kick it up a notch! Bam!
Liquidus90
Spice Weasel!
HappyShark
Did we just watch a murder? O.O
seekingamusementviatheinternet
that looks eggstraordinary
TheElusiveEnchilada
NOTAlexJones
I relate to Jake on many levels.
Newtabincognito
But there's hardly any "people" in the adventure time universe... Does this mean he loves food more than finn?
BDGClowninAround
Sugary tomato barf is so good on eggs. Gotta get me that pepper farted tho.
EClaire1073
Only fools put ketchup on eggs. Fools, and mentally unstable people.
BDGClowninAround
Usually go for Cholula. Need that lady to come to life ????
mfgcolour
well it's a good thing I'm depressed then!
TheRealJoeHasenguy
Is there a vegan version?
Magpiebones
Sure, Stanley the Watermelon and his family.
cominginhot
vegan version is XXX rated
FerretYawns
Absolutely not.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Is it considered ethnic?
Cooverdam
That's pretty dark
kichigaimentat
Adventure Time gets quite dark. The Ice King is sad and depressing, and it gets worse when you know his origin story.
Ryebread91
Count at least 3 deaths there.
srs00
What monster puts ketchup on eggs and cheese?!
RideTheStimutacs
Binging With Babish made Jake's perfect sandwich on his YouTube channel: https://youtu.be/HsxBw6ls7Z0
ThatGuyJayar
PG rated sausage party
kichigaimentat
You mean a Sassage Party.
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Uncomfortableglance
Only good babies get sassages
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
It's the opposite of an ethical meal. It is food engineered to feel pain.
Whybotherbeingcreative
You mean like lobster?
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
Are you under the impression that lobsters we engineered?
thyfartismurder
Well if you think of it that way
littlegoblin
a meal perfect for a sontaran
Dighrair
Everyone's favourite talking potatoes.
FindusSomKatten
that reminds me of the resturant at the end of the univers
certifiedllama
"I reccomend my rump, sir. I've been fattening it up"
ProxyPlayerHD
The Pain makes the Sandwish taste slightly better.
Kemi337
DEFEATING A SANDWICH.... ONLY MAKES IT TASTIER. NUUUUHHHH
ProxyPlayerHD
dude, it was a Reference to this
Kemi337
Ahhh, I was going forhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYa5aQb3YGE&feature=youtu.be&t=65
ForTheSwarm
Not engineered. Strange results of mutations after a nuclear war. The mushroom wars. That show has a hidden dark side, look it up.
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
Created by the princess dude.
itsybitsyspider
It's why I stopped watching it actually.
NixonDidNothingWrong
You're the worst.
UltimaN3rd
I started watching for the silly fun cartoon, and kept watching because of the serious back-story and ongoing plot.
UltimaN3rd
And the silly fun cartoon :P
FrostytheSnowcolt
And then stopped watching it because it was too much of a pussy to actually change anything.
UltimaN3rd
No main characters have died, but plenty of things have changed IMO
shouldbestudying
They look pretty happy to me, almost as though they were fulfilling their purpose. You know, as food.
margaritaville
Just like real animals!
Buckbeak1486
But, I still think it should be screaming in agony.
TheUsernameIsSoLongThatYouCantActuallySeetheSpanishinquisition
as a tradition
MarlenaWatches
Reminds me of Sausage Party. That movie fucked me up...
iDrinkDrano
Reminds me of Meseeks
audioninja0
“I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!” —Mr. Meeseeks
IllegalDuckling
"Let me eat you."
BlunderbussVigilante
Existence is pain!
Gayforbae
That tomato didn't look very happy...
shouldbestudying
Technically, though, they didn't eat the tomato, just its vomit.
Gayforbae
Still didn't look happy.
HabermasGoneWild
Yeah, just like that cow from the restaurant at the end of the universe.
SteveMND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAF35dekiAY&feature=youtu.be&t=1m13s
Azerai
Well I'll just pop out the back and shoot myself shall I? Oh don't worry Sir; I'll be very humane.
Formlexx
TresusIbor
Yeah but at least it wasn't being eaten alive.
AxelYamanaka
Sure, lets meet the meat.
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
Dude yes. I was writing this comment and then I checked if anyone else had
Rompy
Same!
TheAdamantite
Same! Oh wait, no I wasn't. Sorry :/
Azerai
Personally i think it's just a constant changing of states and forms, from one thing to another thing to a sandwich
terrorofthederp
Ahhhh Adventure Time - where kids could trip through alternative realities without the downsides of drugs
kantackistan
The best part is that, only a few episodes apart, there's a scene where BMO kisses all the NON-sentient eggs in the fridge Good Morning.
emptykeg
You say that like there are downsides.
candyman106
The writers on the other hand...
Sonofdarkness
.
Francoisactuallyjames
Or the upside of drugs
NOTAlexJones
This guy gets it.
RedCharlie
Speak for yourself. I found it is much more enjoyable with drugs
cutestcactus
I used to watch it sober but now I smoke and watch it and it's EVEN AWESOMER.
NOTAlexJones
Who watches this show not on drugs?
BendyDicksCumOnMyBaps
What would be your preferred substance? I was thinking LSD.
RedCharlie
Why do you think a character was princess lsp? For the LSD of course. Not really but it's great
NOTAlexJones
Usually just injecting the marawanas, but I bet some mushrooms would be fun
reff42
How many marawhanas? 2?
yourpalBuddyChrist
Dmts a blast
BendyDicksCumOnMyBaps
I've always thought on DMT you can't function at all and you kind of have to ride the psychological wave.
davebeastly
Could? Has it ended?
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I think it's ending soon
beardedheathen
8 more episodes i believe
DrIvoRobotnik
23-26 actuallu
allegedlynerdy
Oh shit. I remember when this show started. If this goes what'll CN even have besides SU? Everything else is pretty bad RN
davebeastly
I remember the pilot and thinking holy crap I hope this gets made in to a series. Years later it did.
ohwhenwilldeathcome
Jimmmydickgun
No one ever said Humpty Dumpty was an egg
ThinkBackwards
BMO did.
Strostkovy
Humpty dumpty was most likely a cannon.
RulesOfImgur
That... Actually explains a lot.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
But does it explain an alot?
MeeseInABucket
Yes
RulesOfImgur
Cannon falls and breaks, nobody can fix it.
RulesOfImgur
Also "Humpty Dumpty" cannons are not a uniform diamater to the end. And it sounds like something you would name a cannon
somewhatwiseguy
If I remember correctly he was a bottle of alcohol
BeesechurgerProductions
Eh, I've heard cannon/artillery, which is why the King's military(horses & men) were trying to put him back together.
pgdave
That's a more modern version, older ones simply read "Four-score Men and Four-score more" or such.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
No one has any idea what it was. It was a riddle. Similar riddles existed in other languages, with the answer of an egg. Which is why its
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Commonly assumed to be an egg. But humpty dumpty was a riddle, so the idea of it being a type of booze at the time is unlikeky
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
As the name would have given it away
Strostkovy
It was probably a cannon