galouw
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Let us not forget this unexpected drive home
Apr 14, 2018 11:23 PM
galouw
174807
4821
56
Let us not forget this unexpected drive home
AltHorrorPunk
“Fuck me dead” is going to be my new “Fuck me sideways”
vitfall
"And 'the police' didn't capitalise the h on he" Good job, Sherlock, you got me. I'm actually a rapist. Because that's how that works.
BossRocka
Cops would fare a lot better with people if when they did find someone drunk, they just took them home instead of searching and jailing them
myUsernameWasAlreadyTakenAndIHaveAcceptedMyFate
Good guy officers
Topstar
Damn "the police didn't capitalise the h" wow almost like they're real human beings indeed spooky stuff
foxfire1112
I know what a silly comment. "Sir you failed your perfect grammar test, obviously we can't allow you into the force"
VeraTheWraith
people assume any mistake means someone can't possibly be a professional. People are dumb.
Sallavar
In the U.S. they would have arrested, booked, thrown him in the drunk tank and fucked up the next year or two of his life with fines.
blackjackthecat
"Such a VIP he has a Police escort"
TryToRememberForget
Why has no one pointed this out! Did the police change it or him?
WhatSchwaMeansToMe
Hell of a coincidence otherwise.
Zephronias
"Fuck me dead it's legit"
theotherwhitematt
Is this the Canadian Police or something?
SpecialAgentCharlesCarmichael
“Pres Poosay”
Paparelo
google images ->cop selfie
Dudeeronomy
This could be a shrine to white privilege.
UpvotesForGoldenRetrievers
All the friends who responded with 85 are owed a round of drinks.
ShaunDreclin
unless he actually lives at 86
TwistedAttitudes
I like how his nickname was changed to "Such a VIP he needs a police escort"
MadAsAFrickenHatter
This is either Australia or the UK. Either way not the US. makes sense.
Sandwichael
the guy who tweeted it is in cardiff.
ilovecake
Based on top comment saying they lived near him, and going through his comments, he’s in Nz
Litronoideawhattoput
Nah mate he's definitely in UK, that's the student area for Cardiff uni. Source: I'm from Cardiff uni ahah
Sandwichael
the guy who tweeted it is in cradiff
Sandwichael
Cardiff
BlueCow7890
Why do they type like retards?
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
This can't be the United States.
ScottsADick
I live in the states and took this ride a couple of times. I’m not saying all US police are saints, but don’t believe everything you read.
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
Australia
Kerberos623
cop pic shows it to be either UK, NZ or Australia based on the vest of the cop.
Rapiecage
cameron looks pretty white
ilovecake
Sooo, white people aren’t exclusive to the US, and apparently dude lives in NZ...where there are a lot of white people.
suburbanhyena
"the police" didn't capitalise the 'h' - real solid detective work there...
DetectiveSloth
And now your address is everywhere, have fun!
mritty
Can you even begin to guess how many Woodville Roads there are in the country?
maybeimamazed
They mention the police station in the text. Easy to figure out the city.
dashers
Near to that police station? One. There is one, in Cardiff, Wales.
EsportsLawyer
THESE GUYS ARE AMAZING
Mikstrix
As a grad from cardiff uni this is lol
sardonislamir
If someone said that I'd ask for the picture before giving the house address...
toucansonofsam7777
Legend police!!
HolyHellJezebel
"Fuck me dead it's legit" must have been highly amusing to the police
Khentekhtai
Haha. This doesn't surprise me. I lived in cathays when I was in uni.
CptRobotNinja
Bored nice cops are some of the funniest people on the planet
PrincessSugarTits
She's hot for the police
OptimisticDownvoteLover
In Australia it's "fuck me dad it's legit" lmao
HappyTheKangaroo
How does an Aussie know his sisters on the rag?
posierosie868888
Well? How?
howdoidoaspace
We’re not all from Tasmania, mate
BannedAdviceForLife
I heard they replied with "Please don't do that, it's either a murder charge or necrophilia."
LyraTheLycan
I heard you shouldn't hide your own genius
LordFenris
Dick so good they die.
Nepeta33
or both
pookieeatworld
FUCK THEM ALL TO DEATH!!!
Cosmogonic
then fuck them again back to life! then back to death!
ThisOneKid
Nepeta33
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSCGoefBO7Q
ThisOneKid
AManWhoWasntThere
Good guys cops!
PhilanthropicMisanthrope
I'm betting they're Canadian.
anxiouschef
What country is this? In USA the police typically just shoot you out of fear and undertraining...
Schitzoflink
HEY! HEY! calm down there sport, that's only if you are blac-ahem "African American".
ChiefSokka
Cardiff, UK
PrinceOfSpace
Judging my grainy photo of uniform id say a commonwealth cop for sure.
UpvotesForGoldenRetrievers
Ignorance is bliss.
Cthulily
Some white kid?
LadyWidebottom
"fuck me dead" makes me think either Australia, NZ or the UK. Possibly Canada.
TheGinge2010
Can’t be Canada for one they didn’t say sorry. Two they didn’t say Aye. And for three this conversation is too vulgar
Pequoood
I don't see the friend (Cameron) in the pic too. Could be any ol' pic of an officer.
PoppinLochNessHopster
TIL being a cop requires you to have perfect grammar, according to that person's logic. Wat.
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PoppinLochNessHopster
Nazis*
VeraTheWraith
People assume professionals can't make mistakes. People will assume a screenshot of a support ticket is fake if it has a typo. Ppl are dumb.
SIRTOXIC13
What is a "pres poosay"?
HomelingRazor
"President Pussy" I think. Seems like an appropriate need for a good friend.
liestheytell
That’s the group chat name
koops
Pussy president? I wonder if it's any relation to pussay patrol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rje8Cppj-VM
Rivalyn
dude's name. Or at least that dude's name for the this dude they're talking about. Like it says at the top of the screenshots.
mritty
The name of their group chat, seen at the top of each window.
Curiousmongoose
Name of the group chat. Pres - getting drunk at home before you go out to save money. Poosay - group of friends.
RobotAccomplice
what language is this
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
Personally, I need so much more information to understand how this makes sense
tazlah
Pre’s meaning pre-drinks, drinks before you go out. And Poosay meaning posse, like a group of people.
thesealisforsandracing
Maybe an American equivalent would be “pre-game squad.” Apparently “pre’s” refers to pregaming, and poosay is a misspelling of “posse,” 1/2
thesealisforsandracing
meaning their group of friends. 2/2
np226
pre-drinks (pre's), posse (poosay). they can't bloody spell.
ExcrementCarver
Cameron lives 22 minutes away from me
TomLovrant
From a thousand of kilometers :D
MerToo
is he one of the singles in my area that wants to meet me? It says he's within 25km...
KABARU
It would be a 16 hour plane ride and however long it takes to swim from the airport.
SirSage
My money is on you so far friendo
squinkly
Don't forget to thanks your friendly neighborhood officers at Cathays station
callsofnature
Cameron lives 34 minutes away from me
ItIsMyBirthdayToday
CPFC!
tomsel
13 mins. What do I win?
digglesauce
Go tell him he's internet famous
Megarith
Quietly, though.
SweetTeaYankee
Bring him something for the hangover.
Player3hasArrived
This was march 18...
RulesOfImgur
You don't think he only drinks once do you?
DoesItThough
It's a helluva hangover.
IrishVen
2015?
ObscenelyLargeGiraffe
Cameron lives five minutes away from me.
ExcrementCarver
So do you live 17 minutes away from me? Or 27 minutes?
ObscenelyLargeGiraffe
Depends if you prefer Wigan pies or Blackpool rock.
ExcrementCarver
Well, they are both great in their own right. I live in New Zealand though.
Sandwichael
then you dont live 22 minutes from cameron. the guy who tweeted it lives in cardiff uk
ObscenelyLargeGiraffe
Well, I live in England. This is a predicament.