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May 31, 2017 6:32 PM
CindrStella
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OneFuckedPony
I want to be friends with the not pregnant one.
Dartmuthia
catmonger
Sometimes can be funny- but not this.
Emal
Perfect lorefriendly ending
gorillaClutch
That ending is real dedication to the supernatural jokes, props
megsovereasy
I still can't get past the "he MADE me pregnant" thing. It's just a weird way to phrase it
cookiesfornoone
Not fake at all
Muddskipper2
Why not just tell them they have the wrong number instead of doing all this? Probably fake either way
ColonelCouch
Because she's been sleeping with a guy who had a girlfriend
Mumalot
Something THiS important should not be texted... call the person and tell them VERBALLY with your face hole vocalprojection box.
TheManInTheWall
To bring us sadistic bastards some amusement while we lament on our own issues
the5thmarauder
can we just take a moment to appreciate the "bitch" "jerk" reference
ItsCaravan
Didn't happen
Naeaes
"until he's done with his pregnant making ways" made me breathe out my nose.
justareposter
That's a mighty fine repost
stormtrooper412
this is one of the best stories that never happened :)
Lyijon9117
At what point did the queen show up and knight you for this side-splitting display of humor and wit?
S4telliteJ4ck
Oh yeah, I remember this. The kid's I college now, right?
TheSaltyShako
gutwrenchinglyfunnyusername
SirsSir
20 months later i am still not sleeping!
Datsinginguy
I enjoyed that. Could only have been better if it had a rickroll in there. Congrats.
MyPatronusIsVernonDursley
The rick roll is seriously done to death
CindrStella
Wooo!
RandomMagus
Writes "rediculous" right after correcting spelling. Irony.
LovingGuin
I'm just going to assume that "rediculous" is a short form of redneck ridiculous
whydoineedausername6969
Also 'food places is' should be 'food places are'
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
It's a word. For when something is more than ridiculous but not quite redonculous.
RandomMagus
But... it's ridonculous
divinegripp
Well that's just outrajes
CMFuentes
How ubserd! What an embacil! I can't beleaf someone wood du that.
yerrface
I would put money in it being intentional
yerrface
on* lol. Def not intentional
NateintheNorth
No, put money in it. And let me watch.
Metopheles
Isn't it ironic? He could correct the spelling of others, but not his own.
Alvatore
Have you ever heard the tale of Darth Webster the Wise?
JustQuitSmoking
Nope what's that? I'm a person who can proof read others' writing but often can't do my own.
Sifi7
I would say british oeople.spell things wierd but she's wrong in every way.
Sifi7
People spell. Aaaand now i look redhicklioose.
JMcDank
Eh, I think you've redeemed yourself with redhicklioose.
Afrokid92
anyone else think someone is automatically a dick if they have to correct someone on your, you're, etc in a condescending way?
javer80
(cont.) Suddenly the problem just seemed less important than listening to what the fuck people are trying to tell you.
javer80
Once did it to a guy who, turns out, went to a shit innercity school where they were more worried about gang violence. I stopped after that.
gutwrenchinglyfunnyusername
I once did it to someone who politely explained that they have learning difficulties from a brain injury. Swore I'd never do it again.
ruferto
yea, esp if it seems like they dont really know any other grammar rules
RecurringNightmare
there is no non-condescending way to correct a native english speaker on this matter, no 10+y old may make those mistakes...
EnemiesWithBenefits
I agree, it sacrifices the conv. for the sake of being corrected. Disrespectfully ignores intentions for sake of being right.
MadMontyMN
There their they're, Afrokid92. It's going to bee all write.
924Carrera
I agree. However, reading those sentences with "you're" instead of "your" makes me really uncomfortable for some reason.
924Carrera
I ignore it myself because if I'm in a debate and I go after grammar, it makes my position seem pretty weak.
rolobloips
Oke really funny and all but this girl is pregnant and worried so maybe not the best victim to have such a 'hilarious' laugh with. Asshole.
ILoveTomHiddleston
Actually. Why contact the gf. This girl wants drama. Why not talk to sam directly....
casbutt
Yes, she was so worried she had to find and text the girlfriend of the guy, and tell her about how she's pregnant with his baby.
GasBandit
Hey, OP didn't tell her to fuck somebody else's boyfriend.
ruferto
because two wrongs make a right?
EastClintwud
#Triggered
SavagePatchKids
Then again, she did get preggers by cheating, so i don't really feel bad for her. Sucks for the kid, though
rolobloips
No, Sam (the boy) cheated. This girl might not have known about his gf. Maybe found out after she got 'pregged'?
Muttons1337
If it was that serious, it would've been said in person or over a phone call. You can't drop that kind of news over text!
Muttons1337
My God, am I getting old?
AlexDuos
I never realized until this read that these people are British
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AlexDuos
I was only guessing because they said "boot". I suppose they could be from any place with a British dialect.