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May 17, 2016 7:26 PM
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GrandPubabofMoldistan
Finally I can help jack off the horse
EndOfLevelBossssss
Whats with the toilet back packs?
Russellforshort
I didn't see a picture of a mother
theyar
That last one. Harsh.
Randomhero43
The old Texas switch
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
ColoradoSky
I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB EVER AGAIN
comedownstairsandsayhello
Yes you will.
marmight
#4 looks like a fucking great job
ImAFoxButNotReally
If it paid really good money i wouldn't mind doing any of these jobs, except for the high altitude one
Fyros
I have one of these jobs. I will complain about it all I want.
Bleedingfrog
One of those photos is a movie set
VenalFax
Don't be sad because someone has it worse than you
drooce
I'm not sad because of that. Who said I was sad because someone has it worse than me? That shit makes me happy bro
ZackSchneider
No wonder horses are becoming extinct.
hiImyourcat
I am a manager this is why we have regs
azzurrivincitore13
I'm going to keep complaining about everything
VoPo
Atta boy!
Alterfloyd
I thought they stopped the Mr.Hands thing
MoistFlaps
Wow that just brought back vivid images
onthe6ball
guy holding target, wooden fence, stores, and a street downrange?? WTF!
tangledreece
The winner of the Darwin Award a few years ago was killed by being buried in poop while giving an elephant an enema.
Candanosa
The existence of broccoli does not affect the taste of chocolate, or something like that.
frjackhackett
what's wrong with brocolli?
DutchLuthier
Making yourself feel better by looking at somebody that has it worse is really fucked up. #Truthbomb
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
Sider
The guy holding the target - Why get a person to do a job the ground can do without getting tired or hungry?
kriebz
Because the army.
roadhunter
The one with someone up an elephant's ass has to be fake, right? I mean why? How do they breathe?
anotherpointlessname
Looks like maybe a breathing air line coming out from under the raincoat... I assume they don't need to be able to see
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Help give birth or something.
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
They poke holes in the elephant. Then some lucky kid gets to pull his present out Christmas morn
BlasserDuennerJunge
Bodyguardian
You mean he's not over 10 feet tall????
amles
Thank god!
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Yeah. Going in the elephant's god damn intestinal tract would not be good for it.
Hetuni
Maybe someone wants to be a suppository.
PICKABELLYCOTTON
Anyone else think of that family guy episode where Peter branded that cow and it enjoyed it?
theonebeardtorulethemall
Why did I keep reading it
ProffesorGoogle
Cause you got too
OliverKlozoff1269
Hahaha I did too! Take your damn point!
stuckintheoffice
I'm always afraid I'll miss the punchline. Although the comments make sure one doesn't miss anything important.
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB EVER AGAIN
PolaroidPuffin
I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB EVER AGAIN
sprixyl
The same reason i read it i assume
muchmeerkat
Why did I keep reading it
Lenku
#6 is a movie set, there's a giant green screen, how is it like the others
cannae
Could be a green screen...could be the side of a building...
VainyBangStick
I spent way too long looking at that one working out what was so bad. Still can't see the reason
IwanJerkow
As an electrician, trying to figure out this fucking cluster fuck of wire must take forever, compare to that guy Jon Snow know something...
JLimages
Cause some places in the world the electrical/ telephone lines actually look like that.
PolarKitt
I mean, with the logic you can't complain cause someone has it worse, only one of these people has the right to complain.
nottoday1984
The pep workin on skyscraper are lucky since they get a pretty good view
Amatuercareersadvice
I agree, it's like saying you can't be happy because someone else has it better.
zenunchucks
Yeah so how about you quit your bitching.
Amazinglightbulb
Yes this is an exhaustive list. Moreover, you can't be bummed because of your life problems because some people have it worst
Amazinglightbulb
Worse. Dang it
BurritoWarrior
I will never complain about my spelling skills. Thank you, Amazing Light Bulb.
Amazinglightbulb
You saw the opportunity and you took you cockjuggling thundercunt
XquizitOne
Are they jacking off a horse in the first picture?? WTF
iamnotarobotipromise
That bull doesnt have time to fuck ALL those fillies...
pilotperson
A male horse is a stallion.
aychland
Stallion semen's up there in price per liter alongside printer ink.
gewalt
well, how did you think it was done?
andshewillbe
Sperm under a microscope. My aunt breeds and raises and races horses.
uhhMurdok
Their collecting prime horse, to help breed even better horses, cash all day.
iwanttobebobdylan
I worked at a vet clinic where they "collected sperm samples for breeding". Basically, a tech and dr in a room jacking off a purebed dog.
andshewillbe
Thoroughbred males are way to rough for the females and will hurt them during sex. I've seen that done in person and got to look at the /1
Zentira
You are an idiot. That is completely false information.
CallMeRusty
T-breds can't be artificially inseminated. It's against the rules. Only natural matings allowed...or so I'm told.
turtleturner
I just looked this up - i didnt think it could be true but it is. Prevents overuse of some males thereby preventing inbreeding in future.
IAMSRC
Yep. And depending on the horse, they can make ton of $$$ off of that goo.
DoesYourMomStillHavePizzaBagels
I put it to you, that you sucked off a 'orse
TeamKillingFuckTard
American Pharoh from last years Kentucky derby has made around $20 million since winning for just that
wysmith777
That goo could potentially be 5 figures
Poopoopeepeevagina
I went to a polo match once a long time. They were advertising horse semen for thousand and thousands of dollars.
nottoday1984
Yea race horses especially
Zentira
Nope. The big money is in Thoroughbreds. Their registration does not allow artificial insemination.