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Apr 19, 2016 7:23 AM
The60Minutemen
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Thought the imgurs would approve if they have not seen already.
lcardi
Tho a repost this has stuck we me and I think about it from time to time. I can relate now and I don't want to have to wish it back later
Skawomplious
Lost me with ketchup on turkey. I'd move out too, you monster.
tundrasaurus
"OoooOOOoo Look at me I have a great girlfriend, and my life is perfect omg look at u gaiszzz
brickonator
Plays Zelda for an hour every day and still hasn't finished? Pfft, casual.
pyrodragon256
This really hit me right now op. I'm heading down the same path. This just made me realize my mistakes
WithMyHeadInTheClouds
After all of that he still says the perfect girlfriend doesn't exist, but he'd trade everything to go back. He hasn't learned anything yet.
MasterBaitin
The thing to learn is she's probably blowing next dude who has a hot tub.
Itisseventyalonghere
This is so sad. But still, not as sad as the first time it happened, word for word, about two fucking years ago.
spypengen
you two should learn a bit about Electrical Engineering. Then sparks will really fly.
ClassicRand0
So...she's single now?
rectalprolapse
Maybe when this was first posted several years ago.
MasterBaitin
Even though she most likely cheated on his ass while he was working late lol. Lesson from the story? Never work late or go on work trips.
ClownOfIrony
you're gay
rocketdock3003
this is fucking vague even my gray crayon is feeling too colorfull. last panel is true though
mooseboots
Hot shell of a girl + plays video games = Imgur's approval = fake internet points
Firsthope
So you've moved on? It really shows.
IridescentLotus
Sometimes ppl never move on completely. I've heard this from so many older ppl. That first love sticks
flamingflamingo
He could have. You see a lot of kids on here seeing photos of some girl doing one thing and they're all WIFE HER. I can see being compelled>
ftodd
I've found taking pics of sad emoji breakup bread really helps the moving on process.
flamingflamingo
2. to offer a dose of sobering reality. People have issues.
BigDaddyHall
The space heater needs to be closer to heat the water. Even better, put it in the water. Source - I'm a mechanical engineer.
Schmedes
I assumed she'd end up as a crazy person because she tried heating up a pool with a space heater
EneZio
Repost ffs
TheLastPunslinger
Ok but there are new ppl every day. I've been here for 3 years, yet I've never seen it. If we all played by your rules, you'd only have 1/
TheLastPunslinger
A repost when you saw it but you thought it was OC because nobody commented "REPOST FFS" Don't sweat the small stuff bro. Cheers. 3/3
TheLastPunslinger
One shot to see something. Then that's it. Is that really what you want? You do realize too that you've probably liked stuff that was a 2/
extrakerned
Look, she seems like the perfect late teens early 20s girlfriend, but if she felt like she was competing with your career then she (1/2)
extrakerned
Wasn't ready for an adult relationship which is as much of a partnership as it is a romance. She'll learn someday I'm sure. (2/2)
JanaJustinsdottir
That doesn't mean she's competing with your career. Some people don't know when to say no to the boss, and end up as office slaves. You also
JanaJustinsdottir
shouldn't expect your SO to put up with that. That's also not an adult thing to do, and implies you feel that they should put up withneglect
extrakerned
It depends. Working late twice a week to secure a future should be sexy.
JanaJustinsdottir
Yeah, but it doesn't sound like it was a twice a week kind of thing. It sounds like the OOP was in editing. Friend's SO does that, they are
shitdickin
Still think it's a little bizzare/creepy he posts a bunch of pics of his ex online like this. Who does that?
rectalprolapse
It's fake. Also a repost.
pringlesyum
A girl posting pictures of herself and a sappy narrative for fun.
ayala124
really? how do you know it is fake?
pringlesyum
he didn't appreciate. It reads highly female. I am surprised no one has said the same. Or maybe they have and I haven't seen it.
reiryo
Welcome to the Internet.
ayala124
Dont be a dumbass. People call everything fake. I just want them to say why.
pringlesyum
The pictures are highly posed, the concept is "quirky fun girl" which is a little too cute, a man wistful man longing for the girl he 1/2
fistswithyourtoes
Just got broken up with today. I didn't really need to see this :-(
cemeterymeri
I got broken up with almost 3 weeks ago and I didn't need to see this. Sorry bout the break up
fistswithyourtoes
Thanks. I just moved to a new country on my own (long distance fail), so it's nice to have someone reach out. Sorry about your breakup too.
sansabina
ah, was she/he perfect? if not doesn't count... (but, sorry)
fistswithyourtoes
Pretty damn close, I thought.
NekkidSnek
Zero explanation as to why she left. This post annoys me every time it shows up. WHY DID SHE LEAVE.
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NekkidSnek
i can see how working your ass off to give someone a comfortable life could put them down the priority list.
QuentinBlackk
I thought there was a murder plot with the kiddie pool and space heater... I know I'm not alone here.
jolietjane
Either that or that's the moment you realize your prefect girlfriend is dumb as a rock
mellowdrama
You are not alone.
Temenos
She bought a heater for his thighs
FlyingPigWarrior
Yeah she's a little too perfect. Rip op.
AMonkeyInASuit
Wouldnt be the first murder for a N64.
MarquisDeLard
That's where my mind went too!
SomaticSlinky
Never alone.
bigpapa70
I was thinking the same.
MoonieDutchie
Yup. Plus everything was too perfect. Don't trust that. I have trust issues
Jusmar
My girlfriend is soooo awesome!!! She even helps me make toast in the bathtub!!!
flamingflamingo
I'm leaving my fiance. He's a wonderful man, uncommonly selfless, smart, patient, understanding. But after three years, it's not working.
JanaJustinsdottir
Same, shit happens.
pringlesyum
What's not working?
buffalosnowcrash
What's not working? His looks. Or his lack of money. She is confident she can do better. If FF is actually gay the same things would apply.
flamingflamingo
He's actually physically attractive, and I'm financially stable as long as I'm with him (that will be the hardest transition).
mooseboots
Hey, J-j-jaded...
xenocyde1224
Nothing like combining a swimming pool and an electric heater
manovsteele
How would you even see the face in the sandwich if you weren't watching her make it...?!
MasterBaitin
Maybe she made it, personally I'd get some vag before splitting but I guess dude wanted some bread with mustard on it lol
CaptainOrbit
She has some pretty rad rectangle sunglasses though.
jriffle2011
You have to protect that super hero identity
Kolondril
Not as rad as these: http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/america-sunglasses
ChanelK
OP you made me cry!!! Then this comment made me chuckle.
lilwood
So she's single ???
ihavenocluewhatimtalkingabout
I scrolled back up to see.....
ObiWanShalomi
What aaare thoose?!
SweetShroom
God damnit you made me go back to find an image where her eyes weren't blacked out untill I realised :( I'm dumb
RecompostedSapiens
Shes blind bro.
SpammyTesteri
F#ck that's savage. Even blind people break up with OP.
supinebovine
She never saw it coming... when she broke up with him... oh nevermind.
SubZeroWithAFever
You should have a friend "stealthily" show her this. It may just be random enough, sweet, and maybe even front page. Win-win-win
rocketayaps
This could work. Rooting for OP!
Efreeti
Sadly this is a repost.
rocketayaps
Something in me just died.
IAlwaysCommentWoosh
This post is almost 4 years old now i believe. Still WIP that thing inside you (Woosh In Piece)
SubZeroWithAFever
You?! I genuinely felt for this dude.
GentlemanScientist
http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/black-bars-censor-bar-glasses-4.jpg
shakeyerbonbonshakeyerbonbon
Identity safe!
theluckysuccess
Stupid! HAHA!
BoyInBoxers
I can share my pizza with u
Icameheretoupvoteandcomment
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/93Z1sPjzz8w/maxresdefault.jpg Idk George made em look good too
dutchrudder
There are very few things that can make me laugh out loud. This was one of them for some reason.
ilikegirlsthatwearabercrombieandfitch
Maybe if she could have seen him more...
BoopBoopDEEDoop
That's a birth defect you insensitive butthole
stratus41298
I HAVE A SENSITIVE BUTTHOLE. THAT OFFENDS ME YOU INSENSITIVE BUTTHOLE.
BoopBoopDEEDoop
you win this round! *shakes fist*
ChanelK
Hahahaha...insensitive butthole! I love this!
AdamGenesis
Kellogg from Fallout 4 said it best: "The thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when it's gone ... (cont.)"
TheFamousNecromancerMrBones
Commenting to remember the quote
MrNoodlemansbrother
Somebody should make a T-shirt of this quote. So true.
AdamGenesis
"I mean, you may think to yourself that you're happy. But you don't really believe it. You focus on the petty bullshit or whatever."
YourWeirdErection
....Now I kinda feel bad for being so hard on Kellogg...
KraftyKev
Nope. Still killed the kidnapping, spouse murdering, bald, jerk
Dumpstermouth
Yep. i don't care how hard he had it. My fake wife and son died too. I didn't suddenly become a psycho killer. i protected the innocent.
xedative
You were never protecting the innocent. You were fueled by nothing but vengeance and anger for your wife and child.
Lordfort
Ahhh yes the one that got away....we all have one.
Doreibo
How is it from that side, I wonder, when I was the fish that swam beneath the surface and out of view, after a lifetime of swimming up?
Vectorman2
Yesterday I dropped my hotdog at the ballpark, it rolled down the steps and out of my life forever. I know the feeling bro :(
ScaryScarab
I have recently gone through a break-up with a story like this one. Truly does hit home..=(
AJ312
Great white buffalo
UnremarkablyInteresting
Ahhh yes, that Hooker from the walmart car park. I've learnt to tie better knots.
InsanityCrab
Adapt with the times friend, vacuum pack them for later, freshness not quite guaranteed but nothing a quick nuke in the microwave cant fix.
blainetog
Not all of us. I don't want to get back together with any of my exes.
Gumby507
I married mine. She didn't get away. That sounds bad. She was into it.
nononini
Please let her out of the basement. just kidding :)
Gumby507
Lol. That literally made me smile.
nononini
Glad I could :)
doihearanamen
So did I... there's hope. For those not there yet, be willing to grow up early... act like an adult, but never lose your child-like fun side
Gumby507
THIS.
DeckMyHalls
The Great White Buffalo.
Kronkers
The one that got away
DeathbyDownvotes
*whispers* Great White Buffalo
NeoHelios
disclaimer: religion trigger. Makes me wonder if God saves us the trouble, and gives us that perfect someone early in life. 1/2
NeoHelios
And yet we are such inexperienced fools in our youth that we take this rare gift for granted. A lesson is here to be learned.
SteakNazisMustDie
Does it still count if she was a bitch?
CultureVulture
Definitely, half the time that's why she got away; because you made sure that she did. But you can't help but look back and wonder what if.
JM1911A1
I don't have one. Yet. Hopefully never, that would be nice.
purplelama
i made it to almost 25 without one. then had a very shitty December.
wellblessyourheart
losing mine taught me so much. I wouldn't trade my husband for the world, but I also wouldn't be a good wife if I hadn't lost "that one"
wellblessyourheart
but you might be a better person to start with than me. here's to hoping! :)
ZaeMillion
Better to have loved and lost, then to never have loved at all.
OldIronsides
Bed to have loved and lost a short person than never to have lost a tall...
ZeroRelevancy
So they say. I've been through both - First no love, then lost love. Pretty meh on both fronts. Lonely, painful and confusing.
kttang
For damn sure. A few years back, I had such an amazing opportunity to 1/2
kttang
buy an amazing '81 911 from a guy asking 10K OBO. The ragret hits so hard seeing what they're worth today, knowing what I could have had.
Draevan13
Having never been in nor close to having been in a relationship... no, not everyone.
theluckysuccess
The whole working too much thing almost cost me but I had to make a decision to fight for my relationship as hard as I'd fight for my career
MrMarmalade88
I have the one i got away from. Does that count?
WelcomeToMyLadyCave
I was fortunate enough not to, I married the one a month ago.
soundguyg
ooh ooh! I have one of those!
UpvoteFairyCakes
I've been told I'm the one that got away for two people now. I think the saddest part is that I never felt the same way. I wish I had.
ninmonkey
Maybe your talent is running -- try a marathon charity.
UpvoteFairyCakes
Eh, I stuck the relationships out. But it's not fair on them if I stay and don't feel the same. They deserve to be loved.
peridotite
Ditto for me. My first ex begged and cried to get me to go back with him but he was physically and psychologically abusive so it was easy to
peridotite
Refuse. My second ex was a drama king and self centered and expected the world to revolve around him. Broke up with me because he was going
peridotite
To a new school and didn't want to be tied down. He came back to me because he couldn't find a girl there and I took him back like a fool.
peridotite
I was basically a doormat and we broke up again the first time I ever put my foot down. I try to apologize a month later but he had found a
Lortuxim
Summer after high school, when we first met...
Heavymettle
Lies and slander. Some of us have no one, ever. That way no one got away.
TheOneWhoGotAwayTwice
i know right
ThatChecksOut
Yep.
Efreeti
I haven't. A prerequesite of getting away is sadly that they have to be with me first.
NeoHelios
Moby Dick: the one that got away... Maybe better off that way ;)
BigDEEZZY
Im gonna tell you the truth this shit cool. But when you have kids you need a whole different kind of woman.
Fatboy333
Wow...that hit like a fish... IT"S so true. Can't tell you how many nuts I've dated that I said nope to when the kids questions came up.
IridescentLotus
Can confirm. I'm a mother and a partner. I'm no fun ;) +1 [oh god, was that wink emote too fun?]
JeSuisIvre
thats why I don't want kids. I still want to have fun with my partner and enjoy life together. Not have it be 100% exhausting child raising
Photus
Dont have kids.
gad885
You sound like my dad
Photus
he must have kids.
PossiblyYourMother
Like maybe one that doesn't put a space heater right next to a kiddie pool
PurplePixieUK
Can I just ask, do you have either kids, or a stable relationship, or both?
CrunchyPants
Clarify?
TheBeardedDragon
Kids change the dynamic of a household and you need someone mature and responsible at times. Also, imgur hats kids so it could be that
6313326
Or, orr, orrr you could play videogames with the kids (and Fallout 4 when they're asleep). - a Mom of 3
6313326
And, yep - still on FO4 because, as a Mom, I get like 30 minutes a day to play and/or go through stretches with 0 game time :-(
ErdbeerMayo
Sucks to be you
handinthis
Kids don't make comfortable hats
TheBeardedDragon
I also just spotted my typo
TheBeardedDragon
Depends how you wear them really
damien309
Kids ruin everything.
mellowdrama
Kids get the video game time and the silly sandwiches and mom stops lying around in boy shorts...
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
Says who?
PurplePixieUK
Pfffft! Mum chills with games when kids are in bed, and she can eat and wear what the hell she wants. There isn't a Mum 'template'.
Attackbob118
Gonna lay dome real knowledge: Communication and honesty is key in relationships! All types!
notwhitetrashbrittany
Amen
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
If only people could understand the simplicity in this truth. I've been in 2 relationships since I was 14 (33 now), married the 2nd...it 1/?
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
was the lack of these two keys that ultimately ended my marriage. 16 years together, 13 married. He couldn't honor either no matter how 2/?
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
hard I tried. I tried everything. I am loyal to a fault. All I ever wanted was these two things. He never appreciated me and took 3/?
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
advantage of my good nature. He still wants me back now. I, however, will never settle again. I want someone to appreciate me for what 4/?
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
I'm really worth. I believe wholeheartedly he exists! I still believe in love even after all the heartache. All learning experiences. 5/5
ImTheCleverOneYoureThePotatoOne
The perfect girlfriend is a myth. The only thing you can hope for is to find an imperfect person and love them perfectly. If that (1/2))
slashjunky
Everyone has shit. You just have to find someone whose shit you can deal with.
ninmonkey
Or, like me, be great at throwing poop.
vladtheman
+1 for Doctor Who user name
Felderburg
(2/2) doesn't work, a pool and a space heater are one push away from an unfortunate "accident."
ImTheCleverOneYoureThePotatoOne
Lolz. Nice
RainbowCupcakez
I love this comment.
ImTheCleverOneYoureThePotatoOne
Makes any sense (2/2)
Charleshaha
Totally
TheGreenFairy
I've tried to explain to many friends that even though I am happily married, there is no such thing as 'the one'. There is a .64 that love
TheGreenFairy
rounds up to one.
TheGreenFairy
I should say, many .64s
Terraluna
I needed to read this
ImTheCleverOneYoureThePotatoOne
I feel ya. Ripped myself apart learning it the hard way.
Terraluna
I was just dumped for cheating on my long distance bf of 3 years. I'm a terrible person but maybe it does get better...
ImTheCleverOneYoureThePotatoOne
Long distance is tough, takes a lot of strength. People make mistakes. Keep your head up. The journey of life is a long one. It gets better
ProjectKurtz
Loving someone perfectly is impossible. You just have to love them the best you can, and trust that they are doing the same.
DarkUranium
And stick to that trust when they get that restraining order!
FlatPlutoSociety
Bullshit. The perfect girlfriend exists. You just have to program her yourself:
ImTheCleverOneYoureThePotatoOne
Lmao! Props on the Archer reference
ninmonkey
Tried sexy time with her, ended up as a buffer overflow!
abacaxi
That one is only for Mondays.
damspam
But "society" couldn't deal with that
BreadyStinellis
Wanted weird science. Was disappointed.
MrMagicMarker
I too was expecting weird science :/
BreadyStinellis
Are we old?
MrMagicMarker
No they're just too young. With all that rap music and ruckus they cause on my lawn. It's damned malarkey I'll tell you 'hwat.
FlatPlutoSociety
57697a6f
Explain how krieger hates her then? Czechmate atheists.
DarthFutuza
He has weird fetishes?
helloearthling
That's the perfect relationship in his eyes. Where he can be Krieger.
ProjectKurtz
Is Krieger really Krieger without murderboners and hatred?
seemyvestseemyvest
3 pizzas for two people...no wonder why you couldn't afford a hot tub
IridescentLotus
We order 2 and eat off of them for 2 days
Gwego
My local pizza place has a "pay 2 get 3" offer.
DerrickSteen
Look some people can eat a pizza and a half by themselves.
MadMupp
Not just that the hot tub pic looks more like a set up to murder him than anything else.
Vectorman2
And from Pizza Hut no less! At least save a few bucks and get the Dominos 5/5/5 deal you extravagant 1%ers!
Caniac
#OccupyJimmyJohns
esassin
pizza hut has buy one, and each additional pizza is 5$
Summonsays
pizzahut has a 5 dollar pizza deal (when ordering 2 or more)
Dominian
I wonder what percentile Bernie Sanders is actually in. 0.01% ?
liquidbeef
He makes like 300k a year before taxes
Dominian
I did some research and as it turns out Bernie has a household income of 205k. Hilary has almost 28million. Shouldn't have doubted him.
Efreeti
Hah, no, he's not a billionaire. He's probably not even much of a millionaire.
Dominian
You don't have to be a billionaire, but I researched it and he "only" has a household income of 205k. That's pretty rich, but not filthy.