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Aug 1, 2013 11:37 PM
rccolahaver
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tryke2
As a Montanan, I concur. We don't give a fuck!!
Queenofthenight
His happy little face at the end, dawwwww
sk8tergater
Brian Schweitzer FTW!!! Finally some Montana love.
abott
Retiring the right way
theabilitytodestroyaplanetisinsignificantnexttothepowerofthe
Moving to Montana soon, wanna be a dental floss tycoon...
brittanyhyde
A reason why I love living in Montana: no fucks given, ever.
DoesItLookLikeICare
This is why I love my state :D
hollyTHEjones
There sure are a hell of a lot of Montanans on here.
tehshammay
As a Montanan, anyone who tries to take our guns will probably get laughed at and have broken bottles of whiskey thrown at them
jahmakinmecrazy
haha. so the same shit most senators do before retirement eh
SpookyVin
As someone living in Montana, no one here really gives a fuck anymore. That is, assuming we gave a fuck in the first place.
sploofmoof
Almost sounds like he could work in customer service for literally any place I've ever called! :D
fuckingretard
Once you've worked in customer service you'd do the same.
CanadianRedneck
Last picture; TIL Ken Schrader was Governor of Montana.
kevinjustin
Real life Ron Swanson.
EPCOT
If Ron Swanson was a tax & spend liberal, maybe...
Matt12121
"oh and, Stan, that bolo tie you're wearing, well, its gay as fuck."
Kiatarie
As a montanan, this is a pretty typical response. Oh and he was in control of the budgeg committee!
hollyTHEjones
You know that was Max Baucus, right? Governors don't serve on congressional committees.
thefriskywalrus
This man has his shit straight
IfHavingALongUsernameIsCoolConsiderMeMilesDavis
TIL I could have been a Governor
NZWhovian
Wow that took a while to get here, it's been almost a year
micpop
fuck yea Montana!!!
lettersandnnumbers
Born in MILES CITY! Viva Montana!
InappropriateJokesSince2012
Those are some words to live by. 0.o
Troyassaurus
I went to school with his kids and to say that they were mouth breathing weirdos would be a TREMENDOUS understatement
sitsonchair
My dream school is in Montana. Too bad I'm broke and can't afford it :/
turdknives
If the U.S. government had a dollar for every fuck he gave then we would still be in a shitload of debt....
JackJackAttack
Oh wait...
ACatNamedVirtute
do you not realize how far in debt we actually are?
RyderBlack
Around 15 trillion dollars, last I heard.
YouKnowThatsRight
Actually we'd be in less debt if zero fucks=$0 versus the trillions of dollars of debt we are actually in. Here's to zero fucks!
droomph
how do you have -13 trillion fucks? Oh wait. hm…
YouKnowThatsRight
I meant if we had no debt versus trillions of debt. I reread my comment and realized I didn't english good.
droomph
but I'm wondering now…how little would you have to care for you to make people around you not give a fuck?
1zaya
Montanan is actually one of the best states to live in, and is one of the happiest.
ChiliPowder
I don't doubt what you say. But, how does one measure the happiness of any given population?
yepnope
Surveys.
flounderflound
Surveys with a population of five people...
1zaya
I would assume just by either going there and giving surveys. They also do it based on income, homeless population etc.
SharkBeard
Ahh, the 'Merica dream
CitizenDickbag
Schweitzer 2016. Totally serious, he's rad.
EPCOT
I'd bet money on him running. He'll be on the nominee's shortlist for veep, for sure
EPCOT
I don't think he can win a primary, though, without a 180 on guns, fracking, and the pipeline
hollyTHEjones
...except that they can't even get him to run for the senate seat.
EPCOT
If he ran for the Senate seat he'd be weaker for 2016. Assuming he won (no guarantee) he'd have a voting record to defend
ShamrockFury
Seriously though, what was the worst thing to happen in Montana? There's like 27 people living there.
JTaber615
This so damn true its not even funny
condomofhate
one of them is Hank Green, so Montana is pretty awesome.
danzafan37
Forest fires. Lots and lots of forest fires.
OSULionKisser
Natural Gas extraction, man. Think of the Pronghorn!
LovelessKoi13
25. I left there a few years ago
ICannotDecideOnAUsername
Yep, Hannah Montana was probably the worst thing to happen to Montana, and that was just name association.
AConfusingMixOfKidCudiAndMarkTwain
The worst thing to happen in Montana? Bieber's tour bus drove through here once. That was pretty awful
MortifiedWalrus
Just replying to say hi to all my Montana friends!
IncubusSoul
Hello! We're finally relevant!
theusernametheworlddeserves
Shout out from Billings!
swordfishtrombones
Hello to you
originalgingeravenger
Hi friends!!
SaberShots
2 words: Ted Kaczynski. (he had far more than 2 words to share...)
chillypepper
Never targeted anything in Montana. He lived there. I'd say he was the worst thing that happened to whateverteen places he sent the bombs.
MistaSmiles
They started with 30
tehshammay
As a montanan, Montana's great
wouldyouthough
You and peanutBuddha should have a comment-off...
Theberg512
No one remembers the Unabomber?
jcorey89
Ya know we just hit the one million residents mile stone in 2011. No big deal.
YoureThinkingAboutFoolyCoolyingRightNowArentYou
http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/30000.html
CinnamonJScudworth
I just took 5 minutes out of my day to read all of this.
YoureThinkingAboutFoolyCoolyingRightNowArentYou
Interesting stuff! You can compare your city to your state as well, and download to .xls/.csv if you noticed. FACTS!
calvinball1
we just hit one million recently, but you're Irish and therefore drunk and eating a potato so i forgive.
sk8tergater
Hey as an Irish dude, he (she?) would fit right in with Butte :D
annaZon
I think we need to kick a few people out just so we can keep the 406 area code for the whole state.
ShamrockFury
Congrats on hitting 1 million. That must have been a real crazy time for all 27 of you.
calvinball1
that dont make no sense!
GarageQueen
It does in America.
IjustRegisteredToSay
He's saying you 27 Montanians(?) had a bunch of sex. Go with it.
leadfeathers
Environmental issues, tax evasion, and figuring out how set up public schools in areas were people live too far apart to make it feasible.
YimS
What's Montana?
CapnJackHarkness
You may know it as "Southern Canada"
DoctorWoo
As a resident of south Canada, I confirm this.
nickimunaj
Nice username!
DoctorWoo
Thanks!
rumilb
UM 35 THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FranciscoDeMagnifico
There are 1,000,000 people living in Montana, not to mention we are a big part of the beef industry.
chillypepper
26. One gal went to college in Utah.
batarnak
Became a sister wife?
FartedWhileMakingUpName
Wasn't that Susan? Such a smart girl.
tossingEwoksIntoLakesOfMethane
you're so full of shit … girls don't go to college.
Themushroomboy
your mom goes to college.
chillypepper
My 10 foot pole needs a 10 foot pole to touch that one.
tossingEwoksIntoLakesOfMethane
when did you stop beating your wife?
chillypepper
About 10 seconds before I started to. When are you going to have enough hair on your nuts to start beating your meat?
NullusVita
25. I moved away...
canichangeit
Utah here and... 27. My BF went to college in Montana.
IfHavingALongUsernameIsCoolConsiderMeMilesDavis
Reminds me of that small town in Alaska that elected a cat as mayor for the past 12 years.
Novatheorem
Talkeetna is amazing. You should go.
initfortheGoodies
A small drinking town with a climbing problem.
ShamrockFury
I'd take a bullet for that cat.
IfHavingALongUsernameIsCoolConsiderMeMilesDavis
I'd take a bullet for most cats, really.
TheCanadianNerd
Hmm. Pretty funny you say that, my uncle-in-law (Is that a thing?) despises cats. He thinks they're only good for taking bullets. =P
ShamrockFury
Not me, they have to be in a seat of political power. That's how you move up in the world.
ifmycapslockkeyworkediwouldbeyelling
Well, unless the bullet kills you. Then you move down in the world. Literally.