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LawFiveGuy
TIL that if I no longer accept reality I'm not crazy, I'm undefeated.
LiamW1337
Practicing a quadruple backflip roundhouse as my first technique might be a little impossible without discipline.
Rex83ll4t0r
HE THE FUKKIN MAN YO
GisaP18
@h95herman
AkikevaL87
@adiv72
Whitefox789
Guess I should be practicing.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
+1 for drunk bruce ... he almost looks ready for Australian citizenship in this gif.
whotheFUCKletthedogsout
Are you a student? No. WELL DO WHATEVER THE HARDEST SHIT IS. But I'm not a- SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PRACTICE.
lopsidedLux
My mans. I... I don't think that's how a decision chart works.
vitovtwik
Internet, why do you keep motivating me? What's your deal? Let me happy to my statistically mediocre life.
ForceAwakenWasLame
I couldn't resist - "the glass is always full." keep it up!
WardyC48
@SerAs2017
onionfarts
Well if you apply #2 in regards to dating you're apparently "creepy" and get a restraining order filed for you
Whitefox789
That's why there is a thing as situational context.
onionfarts
Wake up! That's just something the situational context industry wants you to believe!
TheStuffMemesAreMadeOf
What's Bruce Lees favourite drink?.... #3
marrymelo
The tears of Chuck Norris.
AmbiguousGardens
Water
ButtStuff44
The blood of his enemies?
FuryDivine
Tastes like shit basil.
eclecticqueso
What-tah! This is one of my 3 favorite jokes. :3
JonTBirbman
Karatea
DepressToImpress
Practicing.
JerodH
WATA!
RakanishuBishibosh
Fucking damnit + 1
Lopool
Chuck Norris's tears
cheesypundit
Punch. The stronger the better, he likes if it has a kick to it.
BigGuy5692
An attempt was made.
VoidIncarnate
Bartender: "Two fingers?" Bruce: "One Inch Punch, please."
IAlwaysUpvoteHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy
I said empty your mind. Be formless, shapeless, like water. Now you put water in a cup it becomes the cup.
IAlwaysUpvoteHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy
You put water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. You put water in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Be water my friend.
MaxieMooo
So if I became water and put myself in a lady, would I also be a lady?
IAlwaysUpvoteHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy
Yes.
MaxieMooo
brb
AmbiguousGardens
It can flow or it can crash, you pleb.
IAlwaysUpvoteHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy
Yeah, forgot the point where that part comes, so decided to not put it there, for the fear of putting it at the wrong place.
Mycologics
Love that speech. Still one of my life mottos.
IAlwaysUpvoteHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy
Also, that part goes: "Now water can flow or it can crash" Be water my friend.
Neosnc
Do you even water bruh?
AliBarber
That's another part of that speech, yes
AmbiguousGardens
He missed it entirely
AliBarber
Or maybe he was just focusing on one part