Dump-purge day 1 of 5

Feb 22, 2025 5:00 PM

AnxiousCuttlefish

Views

35621

Likes

724

Dislikes

19

Clearing some space in my phone. Hold onto your butts, I ain't stopping until 245 memes are deleted.

My dad encountered shrinkflation with muffin packs and was piiiiiissed

Even better if it's loud and someone in another aisle laughs

Hot take from a Michigander, euchre sucks

They're right you know

I also did not authorize auto save you butt munch

Hieroglyphic of the 21st century. The colors make it legible.

Depends. In my town, twice. In my dad's area, they'd probably join in. They're bored af

No sound on this one sorry

My shoulder is messed up from trying to take a nap in a recliner. It'll never be the same again.

I'm only missing 10 paintings until my museum is complete, don't talk to me when Redd is on the back pier.

Let's hear it for tinnitus: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I like your dog.

Yesterday I learned after mixing them up and leaving the house that two of my identical pairs of socks have different amounts of elasticity in them and my day was ruined.

Force no, but also add arts into the sciences and teach the science of art. No things need to be isolated from each other. The world is interdisciplinary, so too should we be.

Also check out the artwork of Vesalius. He was crazy good.

If I ever get married I'm going to put bags of tiny animals on the tables to encourage this

Tag yourself!! Nerdy Dong Corporal.

Or sings at me. Stop it and feed me.

Jesus literally said nothing about that stuff. Quit revising history and just be nice.

I've got the rack of Jessica and the aesthetics of Morticia

Cat tax!! Wilson is a good boy but right after this picture, he stuck his smelly butt in my face.

#1 Well if you insist, was it a good one?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6 winter boredom be a harsh mistress.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just runed it off and clicked the option for "Never Ask Again". I t said, as a farewell, 'Are you sure? I will never remind you again!' Threaten me with a good time.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#32 "Cause fuck them birds!" ~ Obelisk, probably.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brainless cock vacuum is surprisinglyeffective

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#32 “fookin’ flying rats is what they is!” “I’ll do it agin’, too!”

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 At least trans people can't participate in sports?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#8 this is legit good advice tho

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#27 That's probably part of the reason that he's in The Bad Place, along with of course being French.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#4 I forgot where I was the other day and farted as I squatted down in an aisle full of people, all I could do is lower my head and start laughing hysterically

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#34 it’s a bone and meat speaker, irregularly shaped. What’d they expect?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 OneDrive is literally a folder on your computer. The document is still on your computer, it's just also backed up so if your computer gets lost/stolen//broken you still have the document

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But why does it exist, when there's also a Documents, Picture, Video, Music, and Downloads folder that are accessible easily with one click of a button? This is why Windows XP was peak.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great collection, but I also sent the bison one to my friend who's a tour guide in Yellowstone (Gypsy, if you know him). "Don't try to pet the fluffy cows."

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I spent my whole life never drinking enough water and then I started teaching. When you ask the class a question, you have to keep silent and wait for answers. But you want to fill the silence. So I drink my water. Boom. I'm hydrated for the first time and the pupils are all coming up with fabulous answers.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The rack of Jessica and the aesthetics of Morticia you say? 👀

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Boobaliscious? Me too!!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elvira?

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Hair color in between too, like a med brown. But my office has so many skulls in it a student in September asked if I was getting ready for Halloween. Nope, I just like bones.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#12 - DAMMIT DAVE!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#32 Closest thing to the old warhorses... mean MFs!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#43 this would be funnier if it were dicks, like how my brain read it the first time

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#25 this is even funnier if you consider #26

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#15 I kind of hate how easily I could read that

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#44 She’s an 11.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#48 Tell me more about having the attributes of one and the disposition of the other.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The short version is Boobs + a love of the macabre

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotta love the macabre.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#49 ahhhhh, good times. Those were the days... the world was a wild and free place... the time before corporate homogenization

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#17 wut?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss living near people who knew how to play euchre

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#17 if it was a high five, it would be clearer if one hand had the thumb facing the viewer and the cuffs should be different colors.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, definitely praying hands. But google says otherwise. It's a design failure if ever there was one.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just because Google says something doesn't mean it's true, though. https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/google-ai-overviews-fb-66588fa3d4f34.png

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#14 some have the depth of a puddle on the sidewalk.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Anyone wearing a swastika has revealed every aspect of their person that matters

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say "depth of a spit glob" but puddle is nicer. :)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#15 Goddammit, I never even watched the show, and I understand this...

2 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

SAME HERE

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Check it out sometime. It's a treat!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can you explain for my friend?

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Easier to show you. It’s a running gag in the show phineas and ferb where the main villain of the show continues to fail to recognize his nemesis, an anthropomorphic platypus, until he puts on his signature fedora.

https://youtu.be/f6Z2lF6w8io?si=1hJd73TUSS8Rnjq_

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A platypus?
(Puts on hat)
PERRY the platypus!

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

It's about hot dog toppings. Toothpaste and mustard = ? Toothpaste, mustard, and ketchup = !

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Perry the Platypus?

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Yes, it's Perry the Platypus.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#29 And the police have been unable to find or ID the DOT driver.
#34 How the heck do you "tense" your ear?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know how to explain tensing the ears. My dad and I can both do it but didn't realize we could until I was like 35 and we did the Spiderman pointing meme when we realized it. I used to call it "making my own thunder" when I was little.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tensor tympani control

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0