AnxiousCuttlefish
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Clearing some space in my phone. Hold onto your butts, I ain't stopping until 245 memes are deleted.
My dad encountered shrinkflation with muffin packs and was piiiiiissed
Even better if it's loud and someone in another aisle laughs
Hot take from a Michigander, euchre sucks
They're right you know
I also did not authorize auto save you butt munch
Hieroglyphic of the 21st century. The colors make it legible.
Depends. In my town, twice. In my dad's area, they'd probably join in. They're bored af
No sound on this one sorry
My shoulder is messed up from trying to take a nap in a recliner. It'll never be the same again.
I'm only missing 10 paintings until my museum is complete, don't talk to me when Redd is on the back pier.
Let's hear it for tinnitus: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I like your dog.
Yesterday I learned after mixing them up and leaving the house that two of my identical pairs of socks have different amounts of elasticity in them and my day was ruined.
Force no, but also add arts into the sciences and teach the science of art. No things need to be isolated from each other. The world is interdisciplinary, so too should we be.
Also check out the artwork of Vesalius. He was crazy good.
If I ever get married I'm going to put bags of tiny animals on the tables to encourage this
Tag yourself!! Nerdy Dong Corporal.
Or sings at me. Stop it and feed me.
Jesus literally said nothing about that stuff. Quit revising history and just be nice.
I've got the rack of Jessica and the aesthetics of Morticia
Cat tax!! Wilson is a good boy but right after this picture, he stuck his smelly butt in my face.
StormsSeven
#1 Well if you insist, was it a good one?
nobletrex
#6 winter boredom be a harsh mistress.
nojustsayitdont
WienerBeener
#32 "Cause fuck them birds!" ~ Obelisk, probably.
Magicalmuderfucker
Brainless cock vacuum is surprisinglyeffective
charondaboatman
#32 “fookin’ flying rats is what they is!” “I’ll do it agin’, too!”
Shaodyn
#2 At least trans people can't participate in sports?
DodyShiratori
#8 this is legit good advice tho
WinterOfMyDiscontent
#27 That's probably part of the reason that he's in The Bad Place, along with of course being French.
MadamPuddifoot
#4 I forgot where I was the other day and farted as I squatted down in an aisle full of people, all I could do is lower my head and start laughing hysterically
charondaboatman
#34 it’s a bone and meat speaker, irregularly shaped. What’d they expect?
HeyArabella
#10 OneDrive is literally a folder on your computer. The document is still on your computer, it's just also backed up so if your computer gets lost/stolen//broken you still have the document
Turkleturts
But why does it exist, when there's also a Documents, Picture, Video, Music, and Downloads folder that are accessible easily with one click of a button? This is why Windows XP was peak.
DWolf
Great collection, but I also sent the bison one to my friend who's a tour guide in Yellowstone (Gypsy, if you know him). "Don't try to pet the fluffy cows."
PrincessNausicaa
I spent my whole life never drinking enough water and then I started teaching. When you ask the class a question, you have to keep silent and wait for answers. But you want to fill the silence. So I drink my water. Boom. I'm hydrated for the first time and the pupils are all coming up with fabulous answers.
rabbihimself
The rack of Jessica and the aesthetics of Morticia you say? 👀
skittlefartsandjigglytits
Boobaliscious? Me too!!
johnxbear
Elvira?
AnxiousCuttlefish
Hair color in between too, like a med brown. But my office has so many skulls in it a student in September asked if I was getting ready for Halloween. Nope, I just like bones.
kmikl
#12 - DAMMIT DAVE!
HeadFullOfEmpty
#32 Closest thing to the old warhorses... mean MFs!
afmgreentea
#43 this would be funnier if it were dicks, like how my brain read it the first time
OldmanSerious
#25 this is even funnier if you consider #26
pritolus
#15 I kind of hate how easily I could read that
EmilyPseu
#44 She’s an 11.
ArchSchnitz
#48 Tell me more about having the attributes of one and the disposition of the other.
AnxiousCuttlefish
The short version is Boobs + a love of the macabre
ArchSchnitz
Gotta love the macabre.
andexer
#49 ahhhhh, good times. Those were the days... the world was a wild and free place... the time before corporate homogenization
OBM1
#17 wut?
unimaginativeperson
I miss living near people who knew how to play euchre
MaybeIllDisappear
#17 if it was a high five, it would be clearer if one hand had the thumb facing the viewer and the cuffs should be different colors.
nojustsayitdont
Yeah, definitely praying hands. But google says otherwise. It's a design failure if ever there was one.
Imaynotbehere4long
Just because Google says something doesn't mean it's true, though. https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/google-ai-overviews-fb-66588fa3d4f34.png
Flareside
#14 some have the depth of a puddle on the sidewalk.
CptJohnYossarian
Anyone wearing a swastika has revealed every aspect of their person that matters
meowingintensifies
I was gonna say "depth of a spit glob" but puddle is nicer. :)
KaminoNeko
#15 Goddammit, I never even watched the show, and I understand this...
Stellori
SAME HERE
RicheTheBuddha
Check it out sometime. It's a treat!
mijk
Can you explain for my friend?
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Easier to show you. It’s a running gag in the show phineas and ferb where the main villain of the show continues to fail to recognize his nemesis, an anthropomorphic platypus, until he puts on his signature fedora.
https://youtu.be/f6Z2lF6w8io?si=1hJd73TUSS8Rnjq_
scr1bbl3
A platypus?
(Puts on hat)
PERRY the platypus!
reverendbonobo
It's about hot dog toppings. Toothpaste and mustard = ? Toothpaste, mustard, and ketchup = !
mijk
Perry the Platypus?
KaminoNeko
Yes, it's Perry the Platypus.
DWolf
Thanks!
SpammersAreScum
#29 And the police have been unable to find or ID the DOT driver.
#34 How the heck do you "tense" your ear?
AnxiousCuttlefish
I don't know how to explain tensing the ears. My dad and I can both do it but didn't realize we could until I was like 35 and we did the Spiderman pointing meme when we realized it. I used to call it "making my own thunder" when I was little.
kwyjjibo
Tensor tympani control