Damn

Aug 1, 2021 11:42 PM

rexonasmuggler

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Acorns now, my lord!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nah, 99% of them end up being a Bejeweled clone.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah they need a big fucking disclaimer that says "not actual gameplay"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have ice age at home

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Sid-Nail can't hurt you, he isn't real".

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

World of warcraft I'm looking at you.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Monster Tamer Go” be like

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, look who's playing the high-qualify mobile games. Most of the time you get a match-3 with a crudely drawn character head in the corner.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're at a point where we no longer rate mobile games by their quality but by the aggressiveness of their ads.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pre-rendering vs RT rendering

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone else seen the fucking adds for Evertale that make it look like a horror game not a Pokémon knock off

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If a mobile game ad has big titties, there are no big titties in the game.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're also clearly all made using the same tools + salespeople, but the company is different each time you see the ad somehow.

5 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

I think they all use the same SDK and/or ad publishers. It feels like the same devs but l every game is showing the same ads.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

+ 5$ for any interaction and another 10 for no ads

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are people suprised by this? It's always been like this from when games were advertised on TV in the late 70's they showed hi-res /1

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

/2 cartoon like graphics for pacman and space invaders. Right now I'm playing loads of dragon 32 games and none were like the advertising.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Though back then it was clear that the game couldn't look like the advert.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Game Theorists made a video about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT6eMorkX78

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Monster Tamer Go” be like

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That stupid one that pops up on Imgur all the time about "helping (object) get to (place) while avoiding (object)" You know the one.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Change the bottom to some random garbage match 3, and it's more correct.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They always show somebody sucking at the game too so you think, "oh man I could totally do that."

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Conspiracy theory: they're piggybacking off your processor to mine their Bitcoin remotely!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

PC is like that too, the more flashy and elaborate the art work, the less graphics are in the game. Just look at something like DOTA2.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Theres a difference here, DOTA and LoL does not disguise their gameplay in the ads, they just have fancy drawings of their characters.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whereas the mobile ads being complained about do not even show actual gameplay.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Truth

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're assuming the ad is even vaguely similar to the game itself.

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

-shows that damned tower minigame that is the only thing i want to do- yes! -mobile gacha game of no relation- fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, there might be new legislation passing at some point soon restricting what ads are allowed to show, if so, things like “pull the pin”

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

will likely disappear

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I blame Google for not reviewing ads. Constant false advertising on their platforms and they don't give a damn.

5 years ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 1

google rn

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It was way worse. I remember seeing Warcraft 3 custom maps gameplay used in videos instead of whatever their game was.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This still happens. I work for a game company, our game footage is frequently used to advertise shovelware mobile games.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Love to hate the mobile game ones where they show a game that is completely different from the game that is being advertised

5 years ago | Likes 489 Dislikes 1

Same as Cyberpunk 2077

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ad: triple-A RPG; game: generic city builder waiting game with predetermined plots and "progression".

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's especially hilarious if you see several ads for the same game and they each show a completely different game.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Can't tell you how many ads I've seen using Mount & Blade modded gameplay for shitty medieval click em up NGU's

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The xbox store ratings are insanely fake for that game.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"can you play this pull the pin game?" | "Yes!" |"PSYCHE! No you can't that's not the game! It's actually a complex RTS!"

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I want to play the pull the pin game but I know that's not what the ad leads to...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have seen a game that added one Single mission that includes the gameplay of the ad and the Rest was completely diffrent. Even the artwork

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looked completely diffrent. From pretty good graphics ingame they added the shitty simple graphics from the ad

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Huh? Why would they do this?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So they can keep running the ad without getting nailed for false advertising, I guess?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looking at you, homescapes

5 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 0

And king's throne

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They actually added minigames that are those ads.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

When you add things from the ad to the game after the ad runs you still committed false marketing.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I don’t understand why you would put bad mini games into a reasonably good quality (if bog standard) Match 3??

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To appease those that were upset that the ads didn't reflect the game play.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes but it's still pretty scummy and misleading

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

To avoid removal.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I want that to be illegal

5 years ago | Likes 186 Dislikes 0

It isn't illegal because technically, the puzzles they show ARE in the game. They maybe have nothing to do with the game, but they are in.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I just give it a 1 star review and move on

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It should be the same as when Gearbox or 2K got sued for Alien: Colonial Marine

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought they were trying?

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I think it is in many parts of Europe, but then they just pull the game from those countries since they're small markets.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

HOW is it not? I feel like I don't even know what false advertising is anymore.

5 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Homescapes actually got in trouble not long ago. They fixed by adding similar puzzles to the game but making the nearly inaccessible.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Technically not false advertising as long as they're in the game, so no problem.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think the issue is that the mobile games are free to download and play. So what damages do you bring to bear in court? (Not a lawyer tho)

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I make 50+/hr at my job. I downloaded and played it at work and wasted 12 full hours a day for 3 weeks. That's 1/

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

over $5000 dollars worth of time I should have been doing my job that they owe me... or someone at least.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Or a puzzle game that is fundamentally impossible to actually solve.

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Oh, then just buy the level skip for 99 cents

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or a stupidly easy puzzle to solve but the person attempting it in the ad is doing everything but the correct solution to make you mad.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

"If you can beat this level you are better than 99% of the people"

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Because 99% of people are smart enough to not download the game.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I enjoy the ads that blatantly use artwork from world of warcraft.

5 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

I don't ever see ads like that on websites that are safe for work

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or Age of Empires

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Some are simply age of empires 1 gameplay

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking WILD

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0