I rub my fingers along steel strings while striking them with a small piece of plastic.

HamptonianPirate

I mash aluminum rungs together to make shiny things

9 years ago |

2

0

maststick

I sit on a metal frame to make myself tired and sweaty and end up back where I started

9 years ago |

2

0

wowheylookdotcom

I operate a machine created on order by Adolph Hitler and display it for others to behold.

9 years ago |

2

1

theswiftbrownfox

I excite and alter the vibrating length of metal wire in time

9 years ago |

2

0

ssaberhagen

I sit on a thousand pound animal using the skin of other dead animals to keep me on and I force it to do things that aren't normal

9 years ago |

1

0

ScaredyKit

people preserve and share their memories over the internet. i then interact with my epidermis while analyzing these memories until i uh oh.

9 years ago |

21

1

ninjataco666

Just about every weekend I hit nerds with sticks

9 years ago |

3

0

MyEpicBeardMakesMeDoThings

Press buttons, murder things and search their corpses.

9 years ago |

7

1

Iamblaine

I take the mutilated carcasses of trees and use them to make noises through glass tubes and wires

9 years ago |

3

1

CaptainMiffles

I push buttons that changes how some lights flash.

9 years ago |

21

1

edstrouts

If it don't work I try to make it work betterer

9 years ago |

2

1

READBIO

I tie people to metalic structures withsoft things then put weird long looking rubbery things in them

9 years ago |

5

1

Zyiliana

Something something plastic something metal something something webcams something sex something

9 years ago |

1

0

worldsokayestspeler

I roll around with dudes and choke them with different body parts

9 years ago |

4

0

ImgurLurkerAlsoYourBushes

I jump in an out of sand and hit a leather ball at people

9 years ago |

8

0

sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn

I stare at markings on paper and hallucinate magical worlds

9 years ago |

5

1

OldmanX

I move electrons with plastic keys to provide visual and audio stimuli.

9 years ago |

4

1

sketchbrah

Take the wings off the side table and call her timothy.

9 years ago |

1

0

naiyor

I rub a blade against my face and throat...pogonotomy is my hobby. Straight razor, badger brush and a nice soap.

9 years ago |

1

0

ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture

I poke plastic squares to shine different coloured lights in my eyes.

9 years ago |

2

1

TheRealCthulhuLikesToOpenJars

I strap plastic on and wait for cold weather to slide across tiny frozen water crystals

9 years ago |

2

0

jiminycricket0101

I enjoy warming myself with friction

9 years ago |

2

0

Courier6tubegalore

I sell blowjobs at the bus stop then walk home.

9 years ago |

2

0

Ohmygodimkenny

I rub my thumb back and forth on glass trying to find something funny.

9 years ago |

31

1

Wextersmachinegunhands

I grab my hard wood, and thrust it into sharp objects, I then rub oil and other liquids all over it.

9 years ago |

2

0

duhnupac

I ride hard wood everywhere i go, sometimes it breaks from the full weight of my body..

9 years ago |

1

0

FartyMcWeaselNips

I strap myself into a missile with wheels

9 years ago |

2

0

Table5

I get together with 21 other dudes wearing costumes every weekend and we fight over who gets to kick the shit out of someone's ball.

9 years ago |

6

0

SterlingArcherSecretAgent

I 3D print and design things and stuff.

9 years ago |

2

1

AWolfman

I grab a shaft, stroke, and put ballls in holes hundreds of yards away.

9 years ago |

45

1

imgurnaregretthis

And you do this all while being handicapped

9 years ago |

1

0

Ohmygodimkenny

Winna winna chicken dinna

9 years ago |

3

0

dolphindreamsandsatan

I agree!

9 years ago |

1

0

Comments (121)