TheProverbs31Woman
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Mar 31, 2016 12:10 AM
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tasteslikekevinbacon
I swear I've read this before like a year or so ago
jeangregory
posted before. she didnt 'get away,' they broke up. they still love ea other, but bhind all these smiling pics, they were toxic 4 ea other
touchdabooty
I am pretty sure this is a repost
MrOriginal
This made me happy. Then very sad.
epockite
you dumb dude...
frostyhobo47
Damn sorry dude that was like knocking out a shiny Pokemon accidently.
jumpNjacks
Fake. Fake fake fake fake fake fake.
Manatapit
The way I was reading this, I thought she died.
larsreynolds
Just out of the blue she left? What happened?
goodnessgraciousme
You didn't see the whole thing she got cancer from imgur reposts and died so sad
LobstahTheKitty
TL;DR
JeremyClarksonDidNothingWrong
Moral of the story, if you don't feel anything, no one can hurt you.
younglunatic
You better have done some cliché running in the rain shit, and gotten her back
ularg
Blocked out eyes or not, how bout not posting images of someone who didn't give consent?
HeadlessNorseman
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
marylanddd
would he take apart the sandwiches just to see the smudged remains of the face?
DigitalWaffle
I too chose this guys girlfriend
FartsSmellBad
it would take like $80 worth of toothpaste to fill a shampoo bottle
Brad2217
Worth it
TheCalvinShow
The best part about this is it's a repost...
drunkgamer
Cant have a story like that and not allow us closure!
CaptainAsshole
She left the end
drunkgamer
Username checks out!
TheNextGuy
I was there waiting for her
CaptainAsshole
https://youtu.be/MgJ7v8D8iFE
bearlytipsy
bought three pizzas, two with redundant toppings for two people? On tonight's edition of "stupid bullshit for fake internet points"
guy49
i see this version is missing the part where she gave him her n64 with LoZ Ocarina of Time
HughLaurie
Most important one was missing as well: http://slightlywarped.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2374842637-19eddd6c73df5d1221847700ad679b5a.jpg
frowardd
damn this hella important y'all
ArniHelgason
I cant load it and it makes me sad.
Matthlen
Yeah o was lookin for that part too
thebesteverdeathmetalbandoutofDenton
Maxin on 99 rupees tho? n00b.
catsaregroundowls
Someone hasn't found enough golden skulltulas.
jakaii
I read that as "skulltatas" and did a double take.
WereGoingToNeedABiggerBoat
The whole thing is creepy. Imagine you're the woman with a shitty ex that posts a ton of risqué pics & details to strangers after the fact
VigorousButtstuff
This is the sort of observation that says more about you than the thing you're observing.
CopyPasteProgrammer
wat
WereGoingToNeedABiggerBoat
Hmm yeah no... it's not. Take away the romantic twinge overtones and observe what is actually transpiring.
VigorousButtstuff
A breakup. If you see creepy everywhere, you're the only common factor, thus, the creep is probably You.
Snoot92
I honestly don't think that would bother me.
HeWentForARipLikeOhFuckYeaBud
Funny that people are downvoting your own opinion. This website sometimes...
Snoot92
Ha. Are they really? People are lame.
shadowaquilax
So...why did she leave?
reallysorryIforgotmypassword
She saw the sick killstreak montage of some kid in CoD Blops 3, and she never looked back.
dragonraven13
Because she didn't exist and OC wants attention.
TooFastTim
Anal prolapse.
thegump93
When I saw this before I think it just said that they "grew apart"
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JustHereForTheWorkStories
That hits me right in the feels...
LordOfLepidoptera
Well that's just depressing.
XanCrews
Because he likes ketchup with his turkey sandwiches.
thegump93
In my opinion that's a 100% valid reason. No one should have to date a monster like that
revolutionwillnotbetelevised
what did you doooooo?
Foodstamp001
This post is so old she's 55 now with three kids
joeyplanets
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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arourawhite
I remember seeing this at least a year ago it's much older than 6 months.
Iaintneverscurred
This is your Mom, isn't it?
janeshep
I wish
supinebovine
How I Met Your Mother - the reboot.
TakWriterOfWorlds
This was OC on Imgur a few months ago. It's kind of creepy seeing it reposted back from a different source.
cosmonautspecter
Pfff...This was from years ago.
MoTziC
Yeah, I felt it had been longer than a couple of months since I saw this the first time.
biw3199
everything is creepy to someone here
TakWriterOfWorlds
It is an overused word.
ArdentSlacker
She did it again? :o
moosevan
Yeah, it is
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shrivelledjohnson
Shit you know we do tha... that never happens!
ShiaLeboufski
Original is much older than 3 months.
AxelSss
Welcome to imgur.
KnightSolaire0fAstora
@Anathema0205 Can you provide source so I can upvote the original post? I can search if need be.
TakWriterOfWorlds
I'd have to search it. I just remember it from one of my rare trips out of user sub.
KnightSolaire0fAstora
Thanks!
MissMiaCulpa
super creepy
Shikarii
The creepiest.
Craft23
The OC has been deleted
WhiteEddieMurphy
So what happened? Why did they break up?
TheMemeForge
Not the op of the post, repost missing a few pannels even
TattooedWife
The OP put work before her and she was unhappy so she left him.
WhiteEddieMurphy
So the dreaded double-standard and attitude of stubborn women who don't have hobbies.
TattooedWife
I mean, she had a few hobbies. Zelda and cooking for a couple examples.
BeardandBeer336
So...she's single?
somf
savagery
MonsieurChortles
Brutal
CaptainAsshole
For all of an hr
lettersandstuffmaybeanumber7
Best possible ending to this story.
CaptainAsshole
That she's single?
aintnobodygottime4dat
CptFloridaMan
2 years ago, yes.
JalapenoBaguette
This guy asking the real questions.
NotoriousBadassWhoLovesMusicals
You colder than a well diggers ass
chesterthecheetomolester
Something my father told me: You show me the hottest single girl and I will show you a guy sick of her shit. Sorry OP.
TattooedWife
She was sick of his shit and left. He put work before her.
HughLaurie
That depends, are you an orthopedic surgeon with 6 pack abs, and a chocolate penis that ejaculates diamonds?
canadiantimberwolf
Working on that six pack but otherwise I'm good!
CaptainAsshole
No... but I have chloroform
TheStealthHippopotamus
That last part sounds painful.
itiscalledaPUPPYyoutwat
So that's why they hate it when I cum in their eye
MajicWalrus
This guy tho
InsolventTacos
Savage af
60sgetsmart
Asshole! +1
CaptainAsshole
What now?
Matthlen
3rd time I've seen this -_-
Cruddypizza
Must be annoying seeing reposts. I feel bad for you. But I'm fine :D first time I'm seeing it.
Matthlen
I'll admit it was good the first time I saw it and it reminded me to be mindful of how wonderful my own SO is as she is very similar to her
Cruddypizza
Sweet Deal. :)
Messyart
"First time seeing it" surely doesn't mean a lot if the reposter has no ties to the story, though? It'd be like a hobo trying to sell you a
Messyart
copy of a Harry potter book he's signed, saying that JK once gave him money.
Cruddypizza
No your right I get it. But you kind of have to take everything with a grain of salt in here unfortunately.
Broken27Arrow
You mean she was cheating on OP with two other guys?! Maybe she's not all that great.
TattooedWife
1st time I've seen this.
GalerionTheMystic
Seems like a part of this story is missing.
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
The middle bit, the bit between the start and the end.
royalrepromandrancourreprieve
I think you are right. A big part....or several parts.
doablysad
he was away often due to work and she eventually realized it was making her unhappy. in order to be truly happy again, she left.
AerLust
Story be fake as fuck
NinjaTroii
Same thing almost happened to me except my girlfriend was always away. Almost ended it but decided not to. She ended it shortly after.
ThisIsRadioNowhere
Fuck. Not the same situation, but this is hitting a little to close for me right now...
stealthmouse328
I think the slow realization that you have just naturally fallen out of love with someone is much more sad than being cheated on or whatever
AlabasterCrashesDown
Good on her.
TzarCowski
How so? She left him because of his job.
AlabasterCrashesDown
Yeah, she left him so she wasn't on her own all the time. Good on her for striving for more I guess.
AlabasterCrashesDown
I suppose Ive had friends who aren't happy but never do anything about it so respect people who are proactive?