Mar 26, 2017 8:35 PM
TheWeirdGuyBehindYou
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travishummel
They do what she says and you won't believe what she does next! Click through 17 pages and 20 pages of ads/pop ups to find out
Smozzerz
Just send them a random boob pic with similar body type. Keeps the name clear so you can keep an income.
WilliamHuskerAdama
This is gold. The thirst is real.
Obnoxor
Anyone stupid enough to send her the $5 deserves what they get. Which is nothing to be clear since they are too dumb to put that together
Frost72
pigletwhisper
Maybe she puts on a bigger sweatshirt
iRelateToEverything
As a cell phone provider that makes insane amounts of money with fees that nobody even knows what they're paying for, I can relate to this.
brrAainss
ImmortalAzrael
I've been seeing this a lot lately. Hard to believe anyone actually falls for it.
FrightenedInmateNumberTwo
SF can't follow fucking directions.
AdamGenesis
Maybe he wanted to see it twice.
cabooyah
Username checks out.
DerpyUserID
voulge
This gif is fucking magnificent
Stuporman94
Feel like op is the scam.
letsbakesomecookiesfortheboys
Best. Idea. Ever.
mrfloris
I wonder after how many chargebacks paypal had enough of you
PinkProzac
Unless it's sent as "friends and family." No fees, and much less protection.
clayfordays
It depends on the amount and how much you're doing it. For this? She'd get in hot shit fast if the guys opened cases.
imhereforthefeetpics
Happened to a friend, who totally wasn't me. Like at all. So anyway it was me and I respect that hustle, a few bucks for a life lesson.
VenerableInheritance
Hahahah you dumbass
Not even mad. If I had titties you'd catch my ass doing that alllll day.
iloveorangutans
So, like, what was the best case scenario in your mind?
Hamils
Feet pics.
Wombatish
Clearly feet.
I did not scroll quite enough, and have brought myself dishonor
whiskeysix086
Nudes
fbutt09
Male nudes? Dick pics?
Best case, nudes. Worst case I was out a couple bucks... cheaper than dinner and a movie.
imgurianitarian
I feel like I've benefitted from you curiosity. As a previous tinder user and a female, you have made my day my retarded friend.
I'm glad I made your day!
INowHaveAdditionalQuestions
I feel like even just for the sake of curiosity that it was worth it.
Definitely
Well when you put it like that, how do I send $5?!
PayPal or Amazon egift cards
Would they accept feet pics?
DAngeloAngelo
$5 got them screwed
fadingtheory
So... where do I send my 5 dollars to?
mattdubois
Paypal.me/mattdubois
OttarBigHandJohansen
Here's a start: https://youtu.be/43iv8Eo0rbQ
youdontwantthesecards
I was going to send $10 to impress her but some asshole already did that. I'll send $15.
Fuck you, asshat, I'm sending 20!
No fighting boys, you can send it to me instead! Lol
...No fucking way. What are the chances?
NationalGeographical
Omg, omg, omg, stay cool... *Cough* M'Lady, would thou liketh my hard earnt dollhairs?
Oh wait, I didn't recognize the name! Hey!
You might actually get something too! It's kind of like Reddit 50/50, haha...
POAndersson
A tad bit more exciting form of sitting outside the super market with a plastic mug and saying hi to passing by people.
Robbann
i've heard of a fetish called "financial domination". i don't get it, but maybe these people got exactly what they wanted with this.
cheeseslaw
When "see what happens" = nothing, they got what they paid for.
thedrunkmic
Did they get anything other than scammed?
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InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
idiots dont learn, thats why theyre idiots
ToastyMozart
Honestly, $5 for a crash course in not getting suckered is probably a good trade for these people, before the Nigerian princes take a grand.
This is true
TheBasementNerd
I'm curious. Is it illegal to do this? I kinda wanna try it
Medellei
If there are enough disputes/chargebacks that account will be shut down and $$ held for 180 days.
supersalid
Not criminally illegal, but I would imagine you would get banned from tinder after a couple reports.
TryTurningItOffAndOn
If gambling is legal where you live, you should be fine.
LunarRhythm
I'm no legal expert, but nothing is promised. They voluntarily sent her $5. She didn't lie or anything. She basically dared them to (1/2)
gamble. They didn't have to send $5, and they technically did "see" what happened when absolutely nothing happened. (2/2)
Hmmm. Cause I mean, I need some money....
IAmASillyGoose
breh, we can't all start trying this technique all at once, otherwise the idiots will catch on, you take the first and third week (1/2)
I will take the second and forth week, and we wont flood the markets
ThatSoundPeopleMakeWhenTheyStandUp
...pretty sure there is a 0% chance that will work for a dude.
It's called "public domain internet images"
Catfishing and swindling people. That has to be pretty legal gray area.
Actually I used to do drag and I was a really convincing girl. I mean I already have 10 matches so....
First of all, from looking at your profile, no you weren't. And second, I'm not impressed you've matched with 10 people with a fake picture
Paypal will give them back their money if its sent as a payment and they don't get anything for it.
They paid $5 to "see what happens", and then they saw what happened (they were blocked). They received exactly what they were paying for.
That's not how it works. You have to actually provide something for the payment or Paypal will side with the buyer, period. Even if you -
You may be right on company policies. I was thinking more from a legal viewpoint and I'm not fully aware of paypal's terms.
Yeah, legally, its probably fine. But this wouldn't fly on Paypal unless it was sent as friends & family (equivalent of a gift).
provide whatever they bought and don't ship it tracked, sucks to be you say goodbye to your money. Paypal loves buyers.
What if I sent them a nude?
happenedtomeonce
Well, that's what happens
FartsSmellBad
On the one hand I hate scams, but this is clearly milking morons and doesn't promise anything so I'm ok with it.
SgtSafety70
Well isn't everyone who gets caught by a scam a moron? So its funny that old and disabled people get scammed because they're morons!
Thunderbox666
I think it's ethically wrong to let sucker's keep their money
Moron milk must be delicious.
kepler20c
It is, because it can be exchanged for goods and services.
IAlwaysFavoriteFood
Well its costs $5, so it had better be
PerfectGifComment
everyone who sent money
ISuckedDickForBusFareAndWalked
If they're smart they can refund it from paypall and the receiver pays 15 dollars to make up for the fee. Ask any streamer who uses paypal.
That's the point they're not smart.
You don't have to be smart to refund money. I hope.
Krakencrotch
But you have to be not an idiot. And that's where the problem lies, you see
TrapsAreIllegal
This is against both Tinder and PP terms. If she takes any of this money and PP loses out, they will pursue her legally.
afriendofmine
What about PP terms forbids this? I'm curious enough to ask, but not enough to find out on my own
PP has very lose wording regarding what they consider fraudulent activity. If enough of these people report (even a f&f payment). PP closes.
Parradox87
PPs whole site is fraudulent and is widely used for fraudulent stuff. better not use that shit.
If they sent it via "friends & family" its fine, but yeah if they send it as a payment and she delivers nothing they can open cases.
mrducker
But she did deliver. She delivered disappointment.
That's not how it works. Paypal will absolutely take the money back without a second thought.
You must be fun at parties.
flarflarf
Tinder doesn't care, PP won't care unless she's rakin in thousands.
FrecklesIRL
I'm so tempted to try this!
PillaPlease
Fight the urge to be a megacunt. I believe in you.
MessedUpAaron
God I wish I was a female sometimes.. If I faked being a girl and did this I'm sure I'd get in trouble if caught!
ActualTttony
I don't think anyone would embarrass themselves trying to get the 5 back. Like the dildo scam in Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels.
FernandoRumdebum
I've sold "used" knickers. I'm a dude.
bobthebuilder6
You... you know you could pretend to be a girl right?
Fraud is the whole point!
Repost5tatistics
Actually in this case it's pretty much legal, there was no promise of anything at all, not even a hint at anything. 100% Legal probably.
Noted
WardSharlow
If you're going to do this kinda thing, you gotta be completely honest, or you risk wire fraud charges.
DarthFutuza
Just say you identify as a girl.
I have very convincing pictures of me as a girl. Like really convincing. Think I'll be ok using those because they are completely me?
shiyal
Identify as a girl and you are good to go. I think.
DownvotesAreFun
Ain't working without pussy.
But did the original story verify before taking the $5?
Okay, that's a good point.
kodiak931155
Hey man. Its not a scam if your not misleading people!
Owlberightback
Is that taxable income?
dengarsdingus
Some thirsty bastard lost $10.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Sexy Flanders
Name length is different, just same initials.
UseYourAllusion
I like to think that he fell for it twice.
TehButternaut
Well he spent twice as much and got fucked twice.
alexburgers
Not in the good way though.
Type of fucking. And/or fucking in general was never mentioned.
poopymcgee63
My roommates girlfriend does this and scores free food alot
biggreencow
http://s.quickmeme.com/img/74/746b32b0db52103a99774ad0937261e876f3354b3b469402ff1bb8bc758ba3da.jpg
Like he's waiting for something extra special. "Double money double pussey"
leftshaark
LMAO
odraencoded
thecheckisinthemail
Gibbe da pusse boss
ButterflyHeimlich
Thats a birth defect i dont know if I could actually handle
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
Well you have TWO fists, right?
You could pick her up like a bowling ball
sleveMcdicheal
Valj
Did I just watch someone die?
Beepity
Well, he's not wrong...2x0=0.
HerrBisch
People are missing the fact that one of the transactions was for $10, you weren't just assuming that the two CS's were the same person.
skiinian
Spot on ad placement once again:
Luxvero
why do you let your computers load ads? adguard and similars block it even on apps
MrBronsonTwist
I've got "shine lawyers, right the wrong" lol
mrKallah
1. lesson, don't be a dumb fuck
Znayx
+1
killernerd
I swear these systems are using image recognition or some shit.
RosegoldEverything
Holy shit
Cal1te
huehuehueh
MrSmilingDeath
TheWhiffKing
"Learn as you go"
SpeedyHamster
Mine was for Jimmy Dean hash browns. Not sure I get the reference.
DickPicsForTitPics
Guys are retarded when sex is involved
ChomskyWouldnt
zhukoz
Kinky thigh boots ftw lol
Denturedog
We are animals
ScreamedStableBoy
Only enough blood flow for one head...
causality
It's well-documented that even being reminded women exist is enough to wreck male mental performance.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-interacting-with-woman-leave-man-cognitively-impaired/
GuyMcgoo
75% of the blood in our brain goes to our penis while erect
Catmaniac
Ur username sums it up
Probably, but you'd be surprised at how many women enjoy seeing a good dick pic
Boopbeepbeep
Please don't send me any but I doubt I'd enjoy it.
I only send it to people who ask. Don't worry
IPromiseIAmNotTheNSA
And who said they're guys? Or that OP is a girl?
I'm not gonna say OP is definitely a girl, but the people giving the $5 are definitely guys
You're probably right, actually
BalfMalark
I arranged to meet a girl after I'd been out on a work night once. It was 5am, I'd been with her before but didnt really like her. 1/?
But it was 5am and I was horny. We arranged to meet at 6am at her house (before I went to work). Thought to myself "This is surely not a 2/?
good idea, so thought I'd clear my mind (knock one out). Mind cleared, went to sleep for a few hours and went to work as normal. 3/?
Lesson here is to masturbate before making any decisions.
number1fridgey
Aw man I was looking forward to a crazy story, that was a shit ending
Who said sex was even involved? Guys are just retarded.
Azerai
As a guy I'm offended how accurate that is
The possibility of something sexual is enough for some guys
flipismycat
As a guy, can confirm
Sledgewolf1
Not even implied
DonGatelyAtEnnetHouseDrugAndAlcoholRecoveryHouse
There's a very good reason why most of the people you see in those "epic fail" videos are a bunch of guys who were just bored
I wouldn't deny that
mmmpoundcake
... does your username actually work? O.o
Sure does
Seriously, good for you dude.
thisiskissel
And girls exploit that trait for money making them...
WowSoSparkly
business-savvy.
BigJulay
Jealous?
...Of?
lilhvnter
We most certainly are
YourLocalSnitch
You don't speak on my behalf! I'm retarded
GodDamLochNessMonster
if thats the case can I have about $3.50?
I'm retarded not blind, I'll give you $3.51
IAmAvocadoWhoHadSexWithAnotherAvocado
is*
ThePickle
Hey, I used to go to that school. St Jo is full of idiots who would fall for something like this
stinkyfeet23
She's one of them. I go to school there now and it's the worst
If Bill Church is still teaching english, or Steve Griert in the history dept, take their classes. Might help improve your experience :)
Hey thanks! Two of my favorite subjects too(:
Two of my all-time favorite professors from any university I've been to. The guy who teaches the Science Fiction as Literature class is cool
ratchet3789
If they aren't idiots they'll just dispute it with PayPal... But they are so have fun with all your donations
DaddySlapper
that would be a trip trying to explain it to paypal. "yeah i paid a girl to take her top off and she didn't so now i want my money back"
It wouldn't be hard if they were sent as payments. Just open a case of item not received, chick has no tracking number, boom refund.
whatupmyknitters
"okay sir so she said she would take her top off, but didn't?" "no.... i was just hoping she would..."
"for fuck sake Dave this is the 5th time this week. I'm not giving you another refund"
You just have to take your top off for $5? Whoa, I've been covering a goldmine!
jesuscannotplayrugby
Unless they sent it Friends and Family then PayPal won't do shit for them
Goblincock2
That isn't true. You can charge back a ton of shit with paypal. It happens all the time with big streamers.
Yeah through the card company but they don't always side with you
Nah PayPal do it. My neighbours kid fell for a Minecraft scam and I had to talk to PayPal and dispute it and in the end (1/2)
He and a few other kids who got scammed got their money back. I hope his account was shutdown.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
It depends entirely on what you file the chargeback claim under. If you were to claim unauthorized access (kid on the account, hacked, etc)/
then yes, under their ToS they would refund you. If, however, in a circumstance like that you were to say you didn't receive what you paid /
for or something similar, the person receiving the money can easily say that you had paid for digital goods and/or services, which aren't /
travishummel
They do what she says and you won't believe what she does next! Click through 17 pages and 20 pages of ads/pop ups to find out
Smozzerz
Just send them a random boob pic with similar body type. Keeps the name clear so you can keep an income.
WilliamHuskerAdama
This is gold. The thirst is real.
Obnoxor
Anyone stupid enough to send her the $5 deserves what they get. Which is nothing to be clear since they are too dumb to put that together
Frost72
pigletwhisper
Maybe she puts on a bigger sweatshirt
iRelateToEverything
As a cell phone provider that makes insane amounts of money with fees that nobody even knows what they're paying for, I can relate to this.
brrAainss
ImmortalAzrael
I've been seeing this a lot lately. Hard to believe anyone actually falls for it.
FrightenedInmateNumberTwo
SF can't follow fucking directions.
AdamGenesis
Maybe he wanted to see it twice.
cabooyah
Username checks out.
DerpyUserID
voulge
This gif is fucking magnificent
Stuporman94
Feel like op is the scam.
letsbakesomecookiesfortheboys
Best. Idea. Ever.
mrfloris
I wonder after how many chargebacks paypal had enough of you
PinkProzac
Unless it's sent as "friends and family." No fees, and much less protection.
clayfordays
It depends on the amount and how much you're doing it. For this? She'd get in hot shit fast if the guys opened cases.
imhereforthefeetpics
Happened to a friend, who totally wasn't me. Like at all. So anyway it was me and I respect that hustle, a few bucks for a life lesson.
VenerableInheritance
Hahahah you dumbass
imhereforthefeetpics
Not even mad. If I had titties you'd catch my ass doing that alllll day.
iloveorangutans
So, like, what was the best case scenario in your mind?
Hamils
Feet pics.
Wombatish
Clearly feet.
Wombatish
I did not scroll quite enough, and have brought myself dishonor
whiskeysix086
Nudes
fbutt09
Male nudes? Dick pics?
imhereforthefeetpics
Best case, nudes. Worst case I was out a couple bucks... cheaper than dinner and a movie.
imgurianitarian
I feel like I've benefitted from you curiosity. As a previous tinder user and a female, you have made my day my retarded friend.
imhereforthefeetpics
I'm glad I made your day!
INowHaveAdditionalQuestions
I feel like even just for the sake of curiosity that it was worth it.
imhereforthefeetpics
Definitely
fbutt09
Well when you put it like that, how do I send $5?!
imhereforthefeetpics
PayPal or Amazon egift cards
fbutt09
Would they accept feet pics?
DAngeloAngelo
$5 got them screwed
fadingtheory
So... where do I send my 5 dollars to?
mattdubois
Paypal.me/mattdubois
OttarBigHandJohansen
Here's a start: https://youtu.be/43iv8Eo0rbQ
youdontwantthesecards
I was going to send $10 to impress her but some asshole already did that. I'll send $15.
fadingtheory
Fuck you, asshat, I'm sending 20!
PinkProzac
No fighting boys, you can send it to me instead! Lol
fadingtheory
...No fucking way. What are the chances?
NationalGeographical
Omg, omg, omg, stay cool... *Cough* M'Lady, would thou liketh my hard earnt dollhairs?
PinkProzac
Oh wait, I didn't recognize the name! Hey!
PinkProzac
You might actually get something too! It's kind of like Reddit 50/50, haha...
POAndersson
A tad bit more exciting form of sitting outside the super market with a plastic mug and saying hi to passing by people.
Robbann
i've heard of a fetish called "financial domination". i don't get it, but maybe these people got exactly what they wanted with this.
cheeseslaw
When "see what happens" = nothing, they got what they paid for.
thedrunkmic
Did they get anything other than scammed?
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InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
idiots dont learn, thats why theyre idiots
ToastyMozart
Honestly, $5 for a crash course in not getting suckered is probably a good trade for these people, before the Nigerian princes take a grand.
thedrunkmic
This is true
TheBasementNerd
I'm curious. Is it illegal to do this? I kinda wanna try it
Medellei
If there are enough disputes/chargebacks that account will be shut down and $$ held for 180 days.
supersalid
Not criminally illegal, but I would imagine you would get banned from tinder after a couple reports.
TryTurningItOffAndOn
If gambling is legal where you live, you should be fine.
LunarRhythm
I'm no legal expert, but nothing is promised. They voluntarily sent her $5. She didn't lie or anything. She basically dared them to (1/2)
LunarRhythm
gamble. They didn't have to send $5, and they technically did "see" what happened when absolutely nothing happened. (2/2)
TheBasementNerd
Hmmm. Cause I mean, I need some money....
IAmASillyGoose
breh, we can't all start trying this technique all at once, otherwise the idiots will catch on, you take the first and third week (1/2)
IAmASillyGoose
I will take the second and forth week, and we wont flood the markets
ThatSoundPeopleMakeWhenTheyStandUp
...pretty sure there is a 0% chance that will work for a dude.
TheBasementNerd
It's called "public domain internet images"
ThatSoundPeopleMakeWhenTheyStandUp
Catfishing and swindling people. That has to be pretty legal gray area.
TheBasementNerd
Actually I used to do drag and I was a really convincing girl. I mean I already have 10 matches so....
ThatSoundPeopleMakeWhenTheyStandUp
First of all, from looking at your profile, no you weren't. And second, I'm not impressed you've matched with 10 people with a fake picture
clayfordays
Paypal will give them back their money if its sent as a payment and they don't get anything for it.
supersalid
They paid $5 to "see what happens", and then they saw what happened (they were blocked). They received exactly what they were paying for.
clayfordays
That's not how it works. You have to actually provide something for the payment or Paypal will side with the buyer, period. Even if you -
supersalid
You may be right on company policies. I was thinking more from a legal viewpoint and I'm not fully aware of paypal's terms.
clayfordays
Yeah, legally, its probably fine. But this wouldn't fly on Paypal unless it was sent as friends & family (equivalent of a gift).
clayfordays
provide whatever they bought and don't ship it tracked, sucks to be you say goodbye to your money. Paypal loves buyers.
TheBasementNerd
What if I sent them a nude?
happenedtomeonce
Well, that's what happens
FartsSmellBad
On the one hand I hate scams, but this is clearly milking morons and doesn't promise anything so I'm ok with it.
SgtSafety70
Well isn't everyone who gets caught by a scam a moron? So its funny that old and disabled people get scammed because they're morons!
Thunderbox666
I think it's ethically wrong to let sucker's keep their money
DerpyUserID
Moron milk must be delicious.
kepler20c
It is, because it can be exchanged for goods and services.
IAlwaysFavoriteFood
Well its costs $5, so it had better be
PerfectGifComment
ISuckedDickForBusFareAndWalked
If they're smart they can refund it from paypall and the receiver pays 15 dollars to make up for the fee. Ask any streamer who uses paypal.
PerfectGifComment
That's the point they're not smart.
ISuckedDickForBusFareAndWalked
You don't have to be smart to refund money. I hope.
Krakencrotch
But you have to be not an idiot. And that's where the problem lies, you see
TrapsAreIllegal
This is against both Tinder and PP terms. If she takes any of this money and PP loses out, they will pursue her legally.
afriendofmine
What about PP terms forbids this? I'm curious enough to ask, but not enough to find out on my own
TrapsAreIllegal
PP has very lose wording regarding what they consider fraudulent activity. If enough of these people report (even a f&f payment). PP closes.
Parradox87
PPs whole site is fraudulent and is widely used for fraudulent stuff. better not use that shit.
clayfordays
If they sent it via "friends & family" its fine, but yeah if they send it as a payment and she delivers nothing they can open cases.
mrducker
But she did deliver. She delivered disappointment.
clayfordays
That's not how it works. Paypal will absolutely take the money back without a second thought.
mrducker
You must be fun at parties.
flarflarf
Tinder doesn't care, PP won't care unless she's rakin in thousands.
FrecklesIRL
I'm so tempted to try this!
PillaPlease
Fight the urge to be a megacunt. I believe in you.
MessedUpAaron
God I wish I was a female sometimes.. If I faked being a girl and did this I'm sure I'd get in trouble if caught!
ActualTttony
I don't think anyone would embarrass themselves trying to get the 5 back. Like the dildo scam in Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels.
FernandoRumdebum
I've sold "used" knickers. I'm a dude.
bobthebuilder6
You... you know you could pretend to be a girl right?
MessedUpAaron
Fraud is the whole point!
Repost5tatistics
Actually in this case it's pretty much legal, there was no promise of anything at all, not even a hint at anything. 100% Legal probably.
MessedUpAaron
Noted
WardSharlow
If you're going to do this kinda thing, you gotta be completely honest, or you risk wire fraud charges.
DarthFutuza
Just say you identify as a girl.
TheBasementNerd
I have very convincing pictures of me as a girl. Like really convincing. Think I'll be ok using those because they are completely me?
shiyal
Identify as a girl and you are good to go. I think.
DownvotesAreFun
Ain't working without pussy.
shiyal
But did the original story verify before taking the $5?
DownvotesAreFun
Okay, that's a good point.
kodiak931155
Hey man. Its not a scam if your not misleading people!
Owlberightback
Is that taxable income?
dengarsdingus
Some thirsty bastard lost $10.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Sexy Flanders
Wombatish
Name length is different, just same initials.
UseYourAllusion
I like to think that he fell for it twice.
TehButternaut
Well he spent twice as much and got fucked twice.
alexburgers
Not in the good way though.
TehButternaut
Type of fucking. And/or fucking in general was never mentioned.
poopymcgee63
My roommates girlfriend does this and scores free food alot
biggreencow
http://s.quickmeme.com/img/74/746b32b0db52103a99774ad0937261e876f3354b3b469402ff1bb8bc758ba3da.jpg
TheWeirdGuyBehindYou
Like he's waiting for something extra special. "Double money double pussey"
leftshaark
LMAO
odraencoded
thecheckisinthemail
Gibbe da pusse boss
ButterflyHeimlich
Thats a birth defect i dont know if I could actually handle
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
Well you have TWO fists, right?
kodiak931155
You could pick her up like a bowling ball
sleveMcdicheal
Valj
Did I just watch someone die?
Beepity
Well, he's not wrong...2x0=0.
HerrBisch
People are missing the fact that one of the transactions was for $10, you weren't just assuming that the two CS's were the same person.
skiinian
Spot on ad placement once again:
Luxvero
why do you let your computers load ads? adguard and similars block it even on apps
MrBronsonTwist
I've got "shine lawyers, right the wrong" lol
mrKallah
1. lesson, don't be a dumb fuck
Znayx
+1
killernerd
I swear these systems are using image recognition or some shit.
odraencoded
RosegoldEverything
Holy shit
Cal1te
MrSmilingDeath
Some thirsty bastard lost $10.
TheWhiffKing
"Learn as you go"
SpeedyHamster
Mine was for Jimmy Dean hash browns. Not sure I get the reference.
DickPicsForTitPics
Guys are retarded when sex is involved
ChomskyWouldnt
zhukoz
Kinky thigh boots ftw lol
Beepity
Denturedog
We are animals
ScreamedStableBoy
Only enough blood flow for one head...
causality
It's well-documented that even being reminded women exist is enough to wreck male mental performance.
causality
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-interacting-with-woman-leave-man-cognitively-impaired/
GuyMcgoo
75% of the blood in our brain goes to our penis while erect
Catmaniac
Ur username sums it up
DickPicsForTitPics
Probably, but you'd be surprised at how many women enjoy seeing a good dick pic
Boopbeepbeep
Please don't send me any but I doubt I'd enjoy it.
DickPicsForTitPics
I only send it to people who ask. Don't worry
IPromiseIAmNotTheNSA
And who said they're guys? Or that OP is a girl?
DickPicsForTitPics
I'm not gonna say OP is definitely a girl, but the people giving the $5 are definitely guys
IPromiseIAmNotTheNSA
You're probably right, actually
BalfMalark
I arranged to meet a girl after I'd been out on a work night once. It was 5am, I'd been with her before but didnt really like her. 1/?
BalfMalark
But it was 5am and I was horny. We arranged to meet at 6am at her house (before I went to work). Thought to myself "This is surely not a 2/?
BalfMalark
good idea, so thought I'd clear my mind (knock one out). Mind cleared, went to sleep for a few hours and went to work as normal. 3/?
BalfMalark
Lesson here is to masturbate before making any decisions.
number1fridgey
Aw man I was looking forward to a crazy story, that was a shit ending
imgurianitarian
Who said sex was even involved? Guys are just retarded.
Azerai
As a guy I'm offended how accurate that is
Boopbeepbeep
The possibility of something sexual is enough for some guys
flipismycat
As a guy, can confirm
Sledgewolf1
Not even implied
DonGatelyAtEnnetHouseDrugAndAlcoholRecoveryHouse
There's a very good reason why most of the people you see in those "epic fail" videos are a bunch of guys who were just bored
DickPicsForTitPics
I wouldn't deny that
mmmpoundcake
... does your username actually work? O.o
DickPicsForTitPics
Sure does
mmmpoundcake
Seriously, good for you dude.
thisiskissel
And girls exploit that trait for money making them...
WowSoSparkly
business-savvy.
thisiskissel
BigJulay
Jealous?
imgurianitarian
...Of?
lilhvnter
We most certainly are
YourLocalSnitch
You don't speak on my behalf! I'm retarded
GodDamLochNessMonster
if thats the case can I have about $3.50?
YourLocalSnitch
I'm retarded not blind, I'll give you $3.51
IAmAvocadoWhoHadSexWithAnotherAvocado
is*
ThePickle
Hey, I used to go to that school. St Jo is full of idiots who would fall for something like this
stinkyfeet23
She's one of them. I go to school there now and it's the worst
ThePickle
If Bill Church is still teaching english, or Steve Griert in the history dept, take their classes. Might help improve your experience :)
stinkyfeet23
Hey thanks! Two of my favorite subjects too(:
ThePickle
Two of my all-time favorite professors from any university I've been to. The guy who teaches the Science Fiction as Literature class is cool
ratchet3789
If they aren't idiots they'll just dispute it with PayPal... But they are so have fun with all your donations
DaddySlapper
that would be a trip trying to explain it to paypal. "yeah i paid a girl to take her top off and she didn't so now i want my money back"
clayfordays
It wouldn't be hard if they were sent as payments. Just open a case of item not received, chick has no tracking number, boom refund.
whatupmyknitters
"okay sir so she said she would take her top off, but didn't?" "no.... i was just hoping she would..."
ratchet3789
"for fuck sake Dave this is the 5th time this week. I'm not giving you another refund"
PinkProzac
You just have to take your top off for $5? Whoa, I've been covering a goldmine!
jesuscannotplayrugby
Unless they sent it Friends and Family then PayPal won't do shit for them
Goblincock2
That isn't true. You can charge back a ton of shit with paypal. It happens all the time with big streamers.
jesuscannotplayrugby
Yeah through the card company but they don't always side with you
ratchet3789
Nah PayPal do it. My neighbours kid fell for a Minecraft scam and I had to talk to PayPal and dispute it and in the end (1/2)
ratchet3789
He and a few other kids who got scammed got their money back. I hope his account was shutdown.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
It depends entirely on what you file the chargeback claim under. If you were to claim unauthorized access (kid on the account, hacked, etc)/
idontevenknowsillymonkey
then yes, under their ToS they would refund you. If, however, in a circumstance like that you were to say you didn't receive what you paid /
idontevenknowsillymonkey
for or something similar, the person receiving the money can easily say that you had paid for digital goods and/or services, which aren't /