DontWorryImMedicated
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TIL water balloons are pure sorcery
This water balloon hitting a guy's head.
Jup1man
Wtf like from what are those ballons made ? In my life ive have only seen those which u can destroy just by looking at them xd
Communique
Its almost like they r made out of rubber...
NotAgainRichard
I know, fucking remarkable hey.
Jellybeanboom
What I have learned here today is... Cats are water balloons
IonicP00
Now try the same thing with condoms.
mishalala
Yes. This. Please
Starfox4
"Now, young skywalker..you will die!"
Debbywithawhy
Reminds me of my jiggly fat ass.
sumothername
I Imagined the guy getting hit over the head couldn't breathe and I panicked a little.
Totorodroppings
Somebody once threw a water balloon at me out of his bedroom window, I promptly caught it and threw it back into his room. Good times
PhilFromAccounting
I totally read this to the tune of All Star
shutupjennifer
I'm glad it wasn't just me
Totorodroppings
Not my intention, but I'll roll with it.
TheTaterNutz
Thruxt
Their corpses will be here long after ours have fully decomposed
TobiasIsQueenMary
#1: my boobs since I’ve started breastfeeding.
TedTheMan
Those are the best!
DontWorryImMedicated
Awesome username!
TobiasIsQueenMary
Thanks! My name is Mary so I thought it was only necessary. Wow, downvotes on that comment?
mishalala
Well... Downvote fairies are in the air tonight
Bskubota
As cool as this is. It actually bothers me immensely when they just won't burst.
FairyGodzilla
I always hope they make it
IRateYourChristmasSelfies
Slower you slut!!!
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
And longer, they end right before they hit the good spot
Bearpigg
That’s what she said
SmutMonger
Story of my life.
LobsterBandito
Who are you, my ex?!
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
Most of these are just regular baloons filled with water, water balloons are different, at least where i come from, they are smaller 1/2
mishalala
I think we're missing the point, here.
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
That's like my favourite thing to do
mishalala
Username checks out
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
mishalala
That's overly complicated.... No sarcasm intended.
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
Made of thinner, less strechy rubber. All these qualities make them easier to burst as this is their intended design, to deliver 2/3
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
And release their payload of water upon the target. 3/3 that went longer than even I expected.
PandaLove8
Username checks out
HerrBisch
Sure you can buy smaller, thinner balloons designed for water fights, but any balloon becomes a water balloon when filled with water.
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
But the small ones actually have water balloons written on the packet usually, they are officially designated as water balloons is my point.
HerrBisch
And official designations be damned is mine!
Ifavouriteallthecatstuff
That's what she said.
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
EmotionallyTransparent
I like how #6 went from mad hatter to rich lady in summer hat to a sith lord.
Lickycat
For a brief moment he became the queen
Brice83
Just regular balloons? All the water balloons I had growing up burst at the sound of a loud fart.
Thatnastyjokesguy
They're not filled enough to be properly used as water fight projectiles.
MrKrillin
That's what I'm thinking. They aren't water balloons, just balloons which are thicker rubber so they don't pop as easily.
Nathanfake
Thicker is better
EggBird
asm80dfa8sdfj
They sell water balloon balloons which are made of a stretchier material.
AgressorBunx
Where can I find these water balloon balloons
asm80dfa8sdfj
The internet
TheMightyMoto
Some strong balloons.
uYoshie
x2cheeseburger
They look in pain
CorpseTits
Pfft, my boobs have done all these things.
jizzyjo
Slower, you slut! (Only joking. I'm sure you're not a slut)
CorpseTits
Well guess again, sucker!
jizzyjo
Faster, you slut?? Not sure how that works tbh...
OmegaDerp
magila
pics or it didn't happen.
Darthran
My condolences
n3ckr0mantic
I like your username
neilconn1987
Let's see then!?!?
Silverhearte
"Yes, they're real! They're not mine, but they're real!"
toneman238
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
Username checks out, your boobs have been popped with a chainsaw?
NotSoArtzie
Closest to the chainsaw would probably be Motorboat.
creaothceann
lawnmower https://media.giphy.com/media/X17JzLcx2j0ti/source.gif
themostirreleventnameintheworld
Thank you for your service
axiomatik
thebraziliandude
PandaLove8
Goddamn
iatha
thebraziliandude
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BoyFromTheDwarf
The one where it drops on his head looks like CG.
lilmunchies
TheFastpaws
Never fucking get those little shits to explode on contact when you need it.
spiderqueendemon
If one had a really high-frame camera, one could easily do a cool, low-budget sci-fi film about blob aliens that slow down time.
spiderqueendemon
They make glow-in-the-dark balloons, and blacklight-reactive ones. Could be cool.
FelixTheAnimator
That first one... ever fall off the back of a dirt-bike? It's not fun.
Jesusofnazreth
Hey, I go there
AceOfWalruses
TupacAintDead
EvilMonki
Wiziwiziwizard
He kinda looks like my friend Mike.
Cyractacus
MegatronPewPew
Why did I watch that whole thing?
Totomo
Truly a legendary shot.
cauliflowersweetandsour
This is fuckin great
ChimiFuckinChanga
Now give it googly eyes.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
One might even call that... a legendary shot
Mockingbirb
YepIamStealingYourMeMes
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GoldTeef4ErrBody
Having a shit day at work, but that cheered me right up
chyron8472
That loop, though.
QueenOfCabinFever
Why am I horny???
Rizrael
queenoflurking
I’m actually laughing out loud and my baby next to me is stirring.
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livealife
KriegerClones
This is beautiful.
Arsikere
"alright, the gif where it's eating his head better be.... ahhhhhhhhhhhh :)"
strifeandquiet
You're doing gods work
ARobertHarrison
TotallyNotYourCat
How do we favourite comments??
sabata2
Why do I feel like I'm the only one of these reply comments that understands the subtext of this gif?
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Please do feel free to enlighten us..
sabata2
As is most on the internet, it's highly sexual.
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
Torreo
I really wish I could upvote this more than once...
ghostanom
@ExtraUpvote
ExtraUpvote
Yup, +1'd!
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
MR MESEEKS WILL BE YOUR HAT
Logan9Fingers
Sweet dreams
UndeadLahmacun
Metroid:PRIME 4 lookin' great!
toneman238
poolnoodle
That was SO stupid I had to upvote
etheryte
That was great and then it got even better.
Spkch
You da real MVP
OneShotKill
Best. Head. Massage. Ever
swinglinered
anyone remember the "Martian Braineater" thing from elementary school?
Cyractacus
My braineater always starved when I tried it.
swinglinered
"bleedy-bladda-bleedy-bladdah"
2fligh2high
thesatchmo
Janet, steal this gif
mishalala
It hurts I'm laughing so hard
JodyHighroller
YouHaventLivedaDayIfYouHaventLaughed
TouchThaFishyyy
BlakeShady
Reminds me of those futurama brain slugs.
ImTheBiggestArseOnTheMoon
I was hoping someone would Photoshop one over the balloon
RainbowRandy
DrunkNurse
Foreskin
PenguinsAreFish
nom nom
Varzoth
I giggled like a school girl, thank you.
PushyLips
Strongest. Balloons. Ever.
magila
They are made of superman's cape.
WoodyAllen69
They dont make.. them... like they use too???
TheSlackerKing
because they aren't water balloons they are barely filled normal balloons. because the rubber isnt stretched to far they can withstand more.
spectralkeeper8
Where I live there are no specific water balloons, just normal air ones, if you fell it 1/3 of their max capacity they will b hard to break
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
Seriously! How did that hole saw not shred it instantly?
spectralkeeper8
That is supersloemotion, that literally went in less than a second
n3ckr0mantic
Ikr! Was thinking what kind of umbrellacorp tacital-balloon tech were they using, mine as a kid blew up the moment they touched anything
Lonehoof
This is what occurs when you fill a normal balloon with water. Water balloons are different, they pop far more easily.
n3ckr0mantic
Huh. Good2know
Morris101
Manjin Balloons.
DavelyGrave
Possibly condoms.
davebeastly
They looks like they'd snap someone's neck before they popped.
404GravitassNotFound
I'm switching from condoms to these water balloons.
Falconette
Seriously! All of the ones I've used pop the second they touch a blade of grass.
TheRevolutionist
Or they don't pop on the grass, but do the second you pick it up off the grass
shoulkion
Normal balloons and not overfilled so they can stretch more
PineapplesArePeopleToo
these are normal balloons with water in them. Not 'water balloons'.
biguns007
Falconette
Ha, I missed that! Thanks for clearing that up!
FizzyBacon
Conspiracy theory #3: There not balloons.
FizzyBacon
Even though they are, just trying to support my dumb dumbs out there...
illmx
*they're
FizzyBacon
I wish fishing was this easy... go to bed, You probably have papers to grade in the morning.
illmx
That would be cool to get paid to teach grammar
FizzyBacon
It would be even colder if they got paid more for their jobs.