God on his off days

Jul 10, 2016 7:22 PM

SnipersAngel

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snek_irl

That's the happiest snake I've ever seen

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just imagine God waving his hand around at a sea of dogs "I'ma need des back. Make them age 7 times quicker than the rest of those fuckers

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Moar!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Congratulations, you ripped the text from a bunch of random tweets and put them on pictures!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You turned my horrible morning into a great one!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

centipedes: "We don't have enough parts to make another animal. All we got is this box of legs" "wait, I got this"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"lets give it dozens of legs, with a pincer made from legs and a mouth made from- you guessed it, legs."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm reading all these with the voice of J.K. Simmons in my head. Works perfectly.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Angry sock? It looks almost as happy as this guy!

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

I started peeing at the bee and didn't stop

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm literally crying right now ????

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LMAO give it a butt rope! I'll be honest I lost it on this one and snorted scotch out my nose

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Damn, that must have burned like a sonofabitch. Hope it wasn't good scotch.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Second repost of this I've seen this week with new images and no credited tweets. Have a downvote and some shame.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Man creating reposts: "OC"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, we're really running the wheels off this one, huh?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

These tweets are much better as memes. Thank you for posting

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is no god.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dog one is fantastic. You're great.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A cat is a cactus walking

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm starting to like this God guy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for butt rope.

10 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

As soon as I saw "butt rope" there was no question to whether or not this guy was getting one of my upvotes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God didn't create dogs tho. We selectively bred them from wolves. So they made very big, very angry dogs. Then we made them better.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

You're fun at parties, aren't you?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

The dog one is surely a reference to the film "all dogs go to heaven"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And I find that heartwarming.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is anyone else wondering who God's talking to?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably an angel.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It says Angel on the first one.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lost it at razor blades

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

No, no you didn't.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But... You only had 3 words left. You were so close to finishing.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So, the very end?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rise up lights

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ha!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many times are we going to see the same words with slightly different pictures....

10 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 11

As many as it takes!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

New to me. And I laughed

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

this is a first for me!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Welcome to Imgur!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the first time I've seen the tweets at least put to nice pictures of the animals.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'd rather have the original, I know what a fucking cat looks like.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Yeah, if @OP is gonna steal other people's tweets, at least he could give them credit.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

I don't use twitter, so no clue who that would be. Friend posted this, never seen it, thought I'd share. Cry some more

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 14

Oh Jesus, everything you post is stolen content. What's it like being unoriginal?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

I dunno what it like being an ass?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Did you have a stroke while you were typing that? What are you trying to say?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5