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Aug 23, 2015 4:34 PM
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DoraKate
Snuggles!!
elvk
You are kaley cuoco
ivegottwolegs
#3 And then someone rang the door bell.
TakeItToTheHouse
Sitting in my chair looking at this accurate album: http://imgur.com/U5wnugD
MrPredator
http://25.media.tumblr.com/bbb82b7b7e3c44cf725c79c783170a94/tumblr_mhnp7nyTD81rkp3avo2_250.gif
Artric
Number 1: that chick now smells like ass.
MarquessofPembroke
@Sammael64 LOOK AT THE BABIES
Phillyboy425
Wat doing
Quagalcheck
+1 for pitties!
Groose
I love all dogs and I will approach any breed dog at any age WITH the owners permission because I don't buy into the x breed is bad bullshit
DoZombiesasdfdddddEatPussy
Tank has good taste in laps.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Yeah he does. And in response to the question posed by your user name, i would think yes, but in the worst possible way
roobygirl
+1 for amazing pibbles
WhatRaySay
his name is TITUS and he's super tough I swear http://imgur.com/JDVWT3R
bmw5st
He looks just as tough as my Titan :) http://imgur.com/XvinO4J
WhatRaySay
so tough! http://imgur.com/lbbjtSm
teslavsedison
Fun Fact: Pibbles nibbles kibbles.
bobwehadababyeetsaboy
How much kibbles would pibbles nibbles if pibbles could nibbles kibbles?
IPeeInCheerios
'Bout 7 I believe.
beeratius
I'm guessing closer to half of that...........................
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
BEWARE OF d'awwwwwwg
KingXizor
It's almost like they are just dogs that are chosen for fighting due to genetic strengths. And being a tragedy, the media focuses on that.
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KingXizor
Noice!
xochiluvr
How to Defend Yourself Against a Pit Bull Owner Attack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ6HvjJisMA
bmw5st
Hahah I have evolved into this after so many years of defending my pitty babies
Socksy09
I don't think pit bulls deserve the bad reputation they get, but I'd never get one because I find other dogs prettier.
frostybox
unfortunately asshole people want them because "they are tough" the dogs never have a chance with douchecanoe owners
marximusprime
Regardless of their reputation, I think they're ugly dogs.
EKTitanReaver
I miss my pitbull so much...
imbatron
I'd be sitting in her lap too if I could get away with it.
NinjaQueefSilentButStealthy
guy to your left is working hard playing nethack
akers17
looks like penny from the big bang theory
RowRowFightThePowa
Because my father works as a deputy. He has to deal with a lot of pitbulls. If they are not trained properly, they will be agressive.
frostybox
my first two years as a CVT i hated pits because i lived in an area with all douchebag owners that used them for guard/fighting. Now that 1/
frostybox
I've worked in several states they are my favorite because of their potential with good owners/training. Most loyal hands down.
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
Nothing like terrier love - and pits are just the biggest package you can find it in.
SourKreut
As will ANY breed of dog.
thebetterhalf
In the first picture I immediately thought it was Kaley Cuoco
GreenPoops
penny? I thought of penny.
Stuebydoo
Penny.
OtterlyLethal
My neighbors let their pit die from heat because they chained it outside in texas summer with no shade and it couldn't reach its water.
myassstinks
please tell me you reported them
OtterlyLethal
we called their landlord, who called the cops. Im also pretty sure their being evicted.
frostybox
which is illegal in texas, please tell me you called the cops
OtterlyLethal
we called their landlord, who called the cops. Im also pretty sure their being evicted.
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
I work with dogs for a living. I've never met an aggressive pitbull,but I've been bitten by 47 yorkies, 32 chihuahuas and 72 mini schnauzers
PunchyFromCleveland
13 years as Cert. Tech. Chihuahuas, Dachshunds, Min.Pins, Chows, Akitas, and Shar Peis bite the most often. Pits are usually very sweet.
frostybox
haha, I'm way up on you 11 years as a tech. Fucking tiny dogs. Scariest is a lab or retriever that bites, they give NO notice.
TotallyLost
I've been bitten by dogs of all sizes, but Jack Russell's hate me. Not a fan of small dogs.
bmw5st
YES. I volunteer with dogs. I'll approach a pibble no problem, but I'm going to be careful as fuck around a chihuahua.
FredFriendship
I'm a mailman, and little dogs tend to make me far more nervous than any large breed when I'm delivering.
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
Really? I've never met an aggressive mini schnauzer.
Cassodeus
At my work (Doggy daycare) I mainly just get pits that play too hard with other dogs, though they mean well. Just one is actually -1-
Cassodeus
gate aggressive, but we have a couple dogs like that, including labs and goldens. -2-
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
I have a tally board on the wall of my grooming shop.
beaniebuddy
I've been bit by a pit. My dumb ass jumped in the middle of a squabble between my Shep husky and my brothers pit husky. Sweetest dog tho 1/2
beaniebuddy
Released immediately, that ended the scrap. Was the sweetest thing to everyone but my dog. Just 2 territorial males, disliked each other.
TheLastRomanov
Can't blame dogs for acting like animals every once in a while, that's what training is for.
CarrionDoll
About the same here when I worked as a vet text. Chihuahuas are downright vicious. I've had aggressive schnauzers, dachshunds. And spaniels.
CarrionDoll
*tech
Carpedicks
I have a scar on my foot from a weiner dog attacking me. Little shits.
rufio42
I've a rottweiller and a terrier cross. The rottie will lick you to death and the terrier would rip your throat out
xrufus7x
I spent 5 years as a groomer. Loved Pits. My worst injuries were from an American Eskimo and a Bull Terrier.
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
I own a grooming shop and my worst dog was a pekingese mixed with chihuahua. He's one of only three customers I've refused to take back
pixarpizza
could you guys both do stories? I want to hear them.
xrufus7x
I did it about 10 years ago. Working at Petco killed it for me. Loved the dogs. Hated the people. Not much to tell beyond that.
skittletwig
I'm curious about the Bull Terrier. My boyfriend wants one really badly.
xrufus7x
They are stubborn and are very strong for their size, but any dog can be good if you put the time into training them.
MethOrNoMethYouStillGottaFloss
I have two pitties and i ahve to say that baby bunny would be SOL in my house...
mimblewimble
I have to tiny bichons that would probably eat that bunny, too.
ImgurMontoya
My Dachshund just killed a baby bunny recently :(
ellmitchell
Yeah my generally sweet heeler would destroy a bunny lol
KirmiziTavuk
I have a pitmix and she gets along great with my rabbit. That's probably because she's a big baby and the bunny charged her first meeting.
MyDickIsLikeAnAccentMarkItsAllAboutTheOverEs
imagine the carnage of those monsters chasing it around....
Flufferfloof
That bunny would be SOL in my mom's house, and my house when I was young. We had dachshunds that chased down and killed rabbits. Hunters.
Momof2needsabreak
My pit loved her baby bunny. They would chase each other and cuddle.
Pleebius
I get dead rabbits on my step and in my garage
Carpedicks
My lab who would pretend to bite you then yawn instead, killed her fair share of ducklings. Dogs.
theyreshellfishcoral
I have ONE pittie and there would be bunny carnage in my house.
kittykat
Both my pit mix and min pin ❤ to hunt, what we call, ground items.
KatherineStephanis
We have a toddler and two kitties, and we *had* a pitbull. ...because of the kitties. The pitty thought the kitties were for eating, sadly.
KatherineStephanis
We had the kitties first, so the pittie had to go after she injured one. Too bad though, because she was *great* with the two-year-old.
HurryUpIgotNutstoBustButtsTOfuckNDslutsToFuckinUppercut
I agree, my pit..God bless him... has killed like 2 cats, he loved dogs and people tho
KatherineStephanis
Ok, I can understand one cat, accidents happen...but how the hell did he kill two? That's irresponsible. Speaking as a former pittie owner-
KatherineStephanis
When she started attacking our cats, we separated them. When that wasn't enough, we took her back to the humane league-
KatherineStephanis
With a glowing recommendation and *no cats* made very, very clear. Pitties are amazing, but letting them kill is *not* ok.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
People forget, dogs are animals. Hunting animals. They kill small things. Its not bad, its just what they do
AlexiC95
If you have them around small animals from a really young age you can over come their instinct but if you wait til they're older there's 1/2
Quesly
pitt bulls are naturally comparatively agressive dogs too. its the owner not the breed is straight up bullshit.
tyrroo
You have no idea wtf you're talking about.
Quesly
pitbulls were literally bred to fight. how do you think you get a dog to be a fighter?
TattooedWife
Idk why you're being down voted for that. Lots of dogs like to kill little things. My husky does it too.
yogurtandstuff
I suspect bc s/he couldn't control her pet to stop it from killing someone else's pet
KatherineStephanis
Yeah, 'oops my dog killed multiple cats' is not really ok. You're their human, it's your job to keep them from being a hazard to others.
TattooedWife
He didn't say "2 pet cats" just "cats" They could have been strays.
yogurtandstuff
I would personally argue that letting your cats outside makes you an irresponsible pet owner. I also think letting your dog kill 1/2
Momof2needsabreak
You shouldn't be downvoted for this. I knew a mastiff that killed cats if they came in his yard. The owners would let him go potty & boom.
yogurtandstuff
Yes, yes. But tons of people have cats, and to them cats are lovable pets. You said you didn't know why that person was DV, thats why.
TattooedWife
My husky recently tried to eat a kitten. Great family dogs (pits too) but it's in their DNA to hunt and kill small things.
alexicanz
Our husky has killed a rat, a bunny, and a squirrel. I'm torn between being impressed and being disgusted.
ilovecrazydogs
I read husky as husband
CHOOCHOOMOTHAFUCKER
Fact remains the same
Randompersonisrandom
At least I'm not the only one!
rattlesnail
My husband lived off of rabbits most of his childhood.
katiaaaa34
hm well I have a pitbull shes amazing with small creatures! I had a guinea pig and a couple rats at one point and she took naps with them!
TattooedWife
My mothers pit is great with small animals too. It's not all dogs.
YummyPusher
2> got outside just in time to see him snatch it in his mouth, and shake it, killed it instantly. My wife was in tears, and I had to bury it
YummyPusher
1> Unfortunately a feral kitten got into our fenced in back yard one night at 4am, husky woke us up cuz he heard it and took off running,
LookAtAllTheFucksIGive
My golden doodle(boop the snootle) wouldn't bite someone if you tried to force her, but small creatures...You can see the murder in her eyes
TattooedWife
My mom has a pitbull as well, he loves small things. He won't hurt them but not all are like him.
FredFriendship
How's the kitten?
TattooedWife
It's ok! My friend found it and brought it over. When she was putting it back in her pocket, my dog snapped at it. Didn't hurt the kitten.
watskeburt
I worked in an animal shelter for a while, high prey drive in certain dogs does not = bad dog or bad family dog. I'm glad you get that. 1.2
watskeburt
lots of adopters would get super anxious and worried over that idea even if they had no other pets, or plans to get other pets
TattooedWife
It does kind of suck knowing I can't get any smaller animals (like a rat for my daughter) or something but I don't want it hurt/killed
SJDanie
My 80 pound american bulldog loves little kitties and small dogs, but would try to kill a dog his size or larger.
watskeburt
Like people, dogs just have odd little psychological stuff sometimes
ViciousDogMan
Aww he licked the fuzzball's snoot. Anyone know where I can turn in my man card?
DumpStewart
Give it 2 ur wife. Sure she has got ur balls anyways. lol, I'm so sorry
Rymdblomma
Hand it to me. I collect man cards.
IDrinkTeaInBritish
To Dr. Cox https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOvgwhbMW4
herewegoat
Unoriginal imgur comment viralizer trophy acquired
unlimitedbeef
Take mine with you too!
2Dank4MyPlank
Loooked the snoot
sweepingzero
It's already been revoked.
ViciousDogMan
Oh good. I wasn't really using it to its full potential
sweepingzero
You are better off without it anyway.
cripplemconeleg
Probably wherever you began using the word "snoot"
SodaRayne
You can't just go making up animals. What next, you think it looks like a chupa... chupathingy?
ViciousDogMan
Wootxor
Nah dude, thats just the preliminary taste, like a shark biting a surfer.
alleycatmd
why did your brovairies explode?
ManuelCorral
You *can* keep it, you just have to rescue a pit.
Cokespritebeerpretzelspeanuts
I'll take it.
HeyHowdyHey
Bro solid username +1
ViciousDogMan
Good eye on you
TOASTEngineer
It's a dog. Doesn't count.
nothingtoprove
You already know a chick card makes you a badass though, right?
DoingItWrongSince1980
"The hossenpfeffer ready yet?" - Spike
DennisTomashek
Maybe he was checking to see if dinner was ready yet
fuckpowerlevelsfucksupersaiyansandfuckyou
so nice of that fusible to clean himself before being eaten, "yeah i'm gonna die but... wouldn't want to be rude"
fuckpowerlevelsfucksupersaiyansandfuckyou
*Fuzzball (fuck!)
MWD78
who's a good boy?
ProfessorWasp
He IS a good boy...
roobygirl
All of them!
romanceofthetresazns
We need more good boy pit posts
ShekinahJoy
OH! Is it me??!!
Evyreid
http://imgur.com/Wrf8eR6
Gonzotheclown
http://www.hd-wallpapersdownload.com/upload/bulk-upload/desktop-hd-pics-of-dogs-at-christmas.jpg
arnoldpalmerhalfandhalf
Who's a poopy boy? Who's a poopy boy! - archer probably
JohnnyCarson
Pibbles is a good boy. It's pibbles.
bobwehadababyeetsaboy
YOU ARE!!!
thebluespirit
YES YOU ARE!!!
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
WHAT?! THAT'S AMAZING!