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Dec 29, 2017 9:01 AM
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wimpybikeguy
Clever
thornus67
I think many men try to do that last one too with their partners.
flyfixer
who drew these? I'd love to sub to their work.
Shewy92
Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel...on second thought, maybe not
IIIHalezIII
damn nature, you scary..
AxelordX
JamieSmyth
My favourite is the octopus, the male rips off his penis and throws it at a female. Step it up guys....ANYONE can take a dick pic
BluffinMuffin
Right! I demand detachable penis down here on earth god!
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
Wts
cakebatterandcookiedough
More please
BluffinMuffin
I've looked up more but couldn't find any. You can go on colleghumor and see if there's an actual comic
TRLJstudios
What
MoneyIsTheOnlyGod
nice and my weird animal mating facts only got 21 ups
TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
#2 I have a cup that would beg to differ.
secretoaster
SpiderSoup
Spotted Hyena females have a pseudo-penis, making sex impossible unless she willingly yeilds. Making it a female dominated species.
meganical
So you’re saying women just need fake penises to choose their own partners?
SpiderSoup
I'm saying in the hyena world it creates a unique social structure where even the lowest ranking female is still dominant over the males.
SpiderSoup
In fact, male hyenas show submission to other females by showing an erection.
Hareofthedog
Ahhohoho
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Froth06
Carefuler
The smelling pee thing is pretty common from what I understand, and birds feed their young by vomiting (regurgitating) food into 1/
Carefuler
their mouths so it's not a weird thing for them, they're feeding each other like when you take a girl out to dinner. Kissing is only 2/
Carefuler
one step away from that. It's thought kissing developed as a show of affection because mothers used to have chew up food before giving 3/
Carefuler
it to a very young child and they just push it from their mouth into their baby's mouth, and the motions carried over
theredcrysis
Tbh the polar bear one can be pretty relatable
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
So you're married then?
JayEnfield
Ohhhh look at Mister Bigshot here, bragging it up with his "spending a few days per year with women". Looooooording it over us. So rude.
theredcrysis
Atleast you focused on the part where someone isn't trying to rip my face off, I like the way you think
HcMac
That one with polar bears. Is kind of bullshit. They can find common ground if needed, out side mating season also.
BluffinMuffin
I don't know i had my face ripped off by a polar bear once
ArkenX
Animal mating rituals, or Florida Tinder?
EssenceOfCompactedExcitement
As a Floridian, we're some weird motherfuckers. But hey, we make good stories'
RedgarRedbeard
I'd play that
PandaPharmacist
Dating in FL is hard :<
MrAsianGuy90
ProxyPlayerHD
explain...?
RedgarRedbeard
this is the conception of a new gameshow here on Imgur
PhenTsoksar
Florida is the bottom of the motherfucking gene pool
ArkenX
Let's be honest, there are people willing to drink your pee, vomit in your mouth and then kill on every block in Florida.
TheSexiestRaccoonEver
Florida's laws req. arrest records to be public. So all the crazy people who get arrested have synonymously become known as "Florida Man."
Vysard
Yes.
Kushita
CoBr2
Florida tinder is genuinely a goddamn adventure.
ThePowerOf42
Make a post about it ....
CoBr2
No thank you, people on this site get real sensitive if you complain about catfishes and the like. Plus I moved, so no screenshots of it.
ThePowerOf42
Aw bollocks ... (Fuck the sensitive slugs tho.. Some of us grew up in usersub, how much worse can it be
CoBr2
I've done my time in the Usersub, but if ya make 1 joke about someone looking 3x the weight of their pics you get downvoted to obliviion.
JennyaChan
I live in Florida and haven’t used it. Is it a bunch of hicks and millennials or is it just another “Florida” thing that u cant describe?
CoBr2
Yes. Also tons of random catfishes and just weird shit...
jhawker27
MrAsianGuy90
deadleaf
I went to Dublin Zoo once. Saw a giraffe peeing into another giraffe's mouth. After that, they had some happy time. Wonders of nature.
Raby95
I saw that in Dublin Zoo too
SteakBakeforPM
I saw a chimp jack himself off with a plastic coke bottle at a zoo when I was like 13
DarkCrawler901
Beautiful
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
TIL giraffes are into watersports
deadleaf
I found some photos from this visit, thought I'd share, but Imgur is having some capacity issues with uploads at the moment.
UpvoteFairy3001
I need to see this out of pure curiosity
Altumna
I'll be waiting.
deadleaf
Yeah, still can't upload...
66plus3
Doot doot
redbullvodka
Stay here, dot. Stay. Good dot.
SquirrelSupreme
Dot
woolsock
Polar bears can tolerate each other outside of mating season. Some let their cubs play with other cubs
RubelliteFae
Sounds like two females. Males never see their cubs (that they know of)
woolsock
I guide polar bear photography tours. Often count a dozen bears from the same spot, seen many things people say never happen XD
RubelliteFae
Oh wow! Wait... don't those tours melt the caps faster?
woolsock
How so?
RubelliteFae
Hydrocarbons, friction, and long periods of time without human activity? I heard something about tours becoming more popular, but harmful
selkieselk
unsolicited dick-pics still in the lead as the grossest (and most unsuccessful) mating behaviour. . .
AzerilPridham
not that I would have preferred big ones, as they're also gross
jsktrogdor
True, however, even if it only works once in 50,000 tries, all you need to do is send your dick to 50,000 women.
ofthelathetheswarf
Works for me
AzerilPridham
I got a few on christmas, but they were embarrassingly small
TheShadowsLengthen
Would you prefer our males to shoot "organic darts" at you as a mating behavior ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
selkieselk
I got 'organic darted' by a bloke on my way to college one morning, I can't say it did anything for me. I'm too fussy that's my trouble :D
Coyote8
Just curious how you know the success rate? Personal experiments?
selkieselk
lol! overwhelming consensus, although my personal experience (receiving only) is 100% fail for this method :)
Coyote8
The verbal minority can sway the majority and popular views. Some people enjoy it, couldn't speculate. The unsolicited is the bit I hate.
selkieselk
that bit is everything. If it's invited, or accepted on offer it's great. Unsolicited is gross and no better than a flashers in the old days
Coyote8
Hah, agreed. I don't send em even if they're asked though. Come see it in person if you must know...
BluffinMuffin
So true..... it needs to be consensual.
selkieselk
it does, sexting is great. The lazy, indoor equivalent of an old school flasher jumping out the bushes at you in the park is not :)
Coyote8
Just curious how you know the success rate? Personal experiments?
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guilhermedidi
that...that actually hurt
wanderingsibyl
Oh lordy, we got an idiot over here, y'all.
ashmenon
You, my friend, have not been sent butthole closeups.
ashmenon
Also, to that one dude, if you're reading this, next time wipe.
redbullvodka
The “wrong dong”.
BhawbTheMagnificent
Unsuccessful sure, but considering "consent" isn't a thing for almost any other living creature, I'll take dick picks over rape.
selkieselk
i was not aware women had to choose between getting dick pics or getting raped, or be grateful if someone made a decision about it for them
BhawbTheMagnificent
selkieselk
that was my actual expression when i read it :D
selkieselk
you're going to have to spell it out to me, long days lately and my brain is wrecked :/
BhawbTheMagnificent
For most animals, there is no such thing as consent. So if you want to compare mating behaviors, unsolicited dick pics > unsolicited dick.
causality
Yeah, no. Look up traumatic insemination.