thebadhorse
103087
2332
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Jan 5, 2017 9:38 PM
thebadhorse
103087
2332
190
violetaza
I have these bottles at work... I won't be able to look at them the same tomorrow.
pcnotpc
I've seen (done) far worse things in restaurant kitchens.
michaelbatista87
Extra white sauce please
Southernflayva
So is that an Asian Male, Native American Female?
Mnwall28
This is oddly hot
lifeisapicnic
I was pretty hungry, now I'm not. At all.
TheNextPrincessZelda
@thelobsterisagreatfilm
CaptainDumbshit
JohnBluehill
Username checks out.
aatroxfever
BuddhaBrudda
At least you used a... Condiment! I'm so sorry, I had to.
69thStPepper
Well, now I'm aroused and confused about it. I hate this. +1
terrorofthederp
Mayo-oh-oh-nnaise
jerner15
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
Slow night at the subway?
dookiesammich
Was expecting it to spell send nudes at the end
sora4449
I shamelessly say "I could fap to that" not that I would
sora4449
Actually I feel alot of shame
moredownvotesplease
r/lipsthatgrip
BigAZNMan
All I can think about is that pour Mcdicken.
SarahKercz
Who allowed you to touch food products?
mrpuffenoughofthis
That thigh jab hits too close to home. :,(
Velexis
Can I get sauce on this?
Colanah
why am i laughing this hard at 4am?
FISHFISHWICK
https://media.giphy.com/media/l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe/giphy.gif
thedealersbackroom
Sauce?
Hemispheres
Yes
PracticallyHitler
TheMispelledGod
Most likely Mayonnaise
Satanitano
Sauce?
thebadhorse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txuWGoZF3ew
xane
r/lipsthatgrip
gateaublaster
Tarobaap
And y'all motha fuckas want $15/hour. Smh.
makarsviolin
That slip out though.
CherryEmpress
My vag cringed in sympathy.
YouBloatedSackOfProtoplasm
It adds to the authenticity.
youarenotmyfriends
Like you'd know anything about authenticity you bloated sack of protoplasm...
WhereWolves
/r/lipsthatgrip
Anotherunsuspectingvictim
.
FuckYouCancer
.
TehButternaut
Tromg
Lipsthatgrip you say
PrisonMichaelScott
Oh my, I didn't know that had a name.
OPsafaggot
.
iliketoupvotethings
Thank you kind stranger
WhereWolves
my job
zigzagler
Somehow, I wasn't expecting that. MRW:
BrockSamsonite
My first though... aanndddd I'm taking a break from porn for a while.
NotAPervert
*for porn
Greatwood
Bout 5-10 minutes
Clydefrogger
What's that mea..oh. Ohhhh....oh.
Shoddypigeon1024
Sounds like you find out the hard way.
jherazob
Hard...
Worldf1re
ItsFantasyy
Brilliant
CandiedJalapenos
Pointillism! That's the form of art I do. Takes forever.
wingmanofmayhem
Sweet mother of god.
bigluigi11889
LiliD85
Lasted longer than a lot of guys.
Tunzaphun
PFT, I can last at least twice that long!
brb4ever
Oh, OP knows. He knows all too well.
inbloom476
This bitch
thisisnotwhatiwanttolookatwhileipoop
I just jerk off half an hour before
Sweetnlowdaddy
You just need a guy in his 30s gurl
sedros
You poor woman.
RickFlist
Hey back in prehistoric times we had to spackle a lot of drywall to propagate the species. Maybe if you hadn't had to have a fucking apple..
mineovermatter
I'm tired of lasting longer. Its a race,bitch-not my fault you ain't practiced like me!
Promethianfire
Stop banging 12 year olds.
SirDistic
I will when you turn 13.
woogigooie
StarryLyn
MadDrDrillBit
It's not premature for me
ItsJustRocketScience
fuck off...
CallMeSleeper
Yeah. I wouldn't be able to take it up the ass as long as that!
Greatwood
Get back to work subway employees
leemon69
That red ass tinge might be red ranch/super sauce from arbys
Fireninja404
Mcdonalds has these kinds of bottles too
birdlife
Taco Bell too
Demenster
Burger King does too. I'm sure they're just a standard. Freaking great to use.
sgtjond
We use them at Papa John's too. Good quality stuff, but a bitch to clean.
MiniConradd
This is better than what Jared was doing with his spare time
Greatwood
This is what Jared was doing in his spare time
kappademonn
But with a smaller bottle
DoctorFromTheDarkestAlley
It is subway!!!!
AkujiMalice
This is mcdonalds. Subway keeps mayo in the version o the left. the one on the right is for oil and vinegar.
DoctorFromTheDarkestAlley
Nice!
2tacticool
Ex store manager can confirm
AkujiMalice
Solidarity, man. Ever had someone request cookies on their sub? It's been a weird week.
2tacticool
Have not had it requested but did it discreetly to a couple buddies as a joke haha
ptobablydrinking
I liked your pizza when I was 14.