QuirkyCactus
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FP EDIT: Jesus effing Christ! Send me Duckbutt . Send me your worst.
Jul 9, 2017 2:08 PM
QuirkyCactus
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1540
56
FP EDIT: Jesus effing Christ! Send me Duckbutt . Send me your worst.
icedmcfurry
Cock
mycatToastwasafatasshole
That's what you get for growing up super religious. Guilt. About all and nothing. I should know.
schizotech
Every time I enter my debit pin I think of different numbers as I do it, for this reason.
TallGuyWithAHoodie
I often think: "If you're reading my mind right now, I hope you enjoy my inane ranting."
SlightlyNormal
I was once on a subway, thinking how ugly/old my jacket was. A guy came by, complimented on it and asked where I bought it. That was freaky.
wellthatescalatedquickly
Duckbutt
temobuttdive
I do this as well :/ I wonder what it means, like, psychologically
FlareonTheFalseProphet
Acciopower
Even paranoids might have enemies.
Crumply
that's actually brilliant
zodiac585
Suprised nobody responded with a pic of a brat wurst.
SuperSecretAsianMan
Iwishthewordmongwasallowed
Sometimes I think I have Tourette's but I don't know I do, and everyone around me pretends I don't
UnicornofPeril
I just play the song that doesn't end.
FoxLovesCats
I just try to disgust them
ittybittyfartmachine
For some reason my brain read that as "deep dark farts"
lookingOknaked
I do similar thing, but response I'm looking for is: Jesus fucking Christ, what the hell is wrong with you.
ShootYourGooMyDude
Same thing, except I'd think of jumping them and hitting them, to see if they flex when I yell "NOW!" in my head
TheIllustriousWombat
If anyone were reading my mind, I'd probably notice the vomiting first.
TheQuickwittedBastard
I actually just scream in my head from time to time. "GET OOOOOOOUUUUUT"
machstormer
I imagine myself wearing nothing but a speedo, & watch to see if anyone starts screaming while trying to claw their eyes out.
PreciousPotato
If you thought of a dad joke, however, look for people rolling their eyes. :P
ReverendShitlord
I just scream in my head.
Hotpress
Anthonlee
Look them silently in the eyes as they do
Gotbread
Upvote for Duckbutt
DarthDeadpool
I normally just at random times will scream "get out of my head" and then look to see if anyone looks shocked.
BearForceTwo
never letting our face react when we are reading minds is one of the first things we are taught.
databasedatabase
I actually do this. Because I too am unrealistically paranoid
lookingOknaked
I do similar thing, but response I'm looking for is: Jesus fucking Christ, what the hell is wrong with you.
AtsaMattaForYou
Ha!
Fleggy
I knew you were going to say that.
Mokymok
We know.
PreciousPotato
I prefer to make others think I read their minds.
UrsaPsi
We know
databasedatabase
O___O
knightswhosayekkiekkiekkiPTANGzoomboingznourrigmNI
Not all the time; I have a report here that says you were very relaxed in the shower this morning.
databasedatabase
oh... so you heard what was... going on in there. "relaxed" isnt the word I'd go for tbh...
ultrabal
There are dozens of us
Sprinkleton
I've always been that way-worried they'd judge my thoughts. Then realized they hear hundreds or more per day, and are probably used to (1/2)
Sprinkleton
people with way more fucked up thoughts than me, or at least equal to, and have a professional level of understanding by this point... (2/3)
Sprinkleton
Although, if I do think something bad about someone, I do quickly try to think of something nice, or rationalize it from 'their' PoV
pookieeatworld
When I'm home alone, I sometimes say out loud, "I know you're listening..." Just in case my apartment is bugged so it will freak them out.
TheyCallMeSkittles
I do this too, but in case someone entered my house without me knowing. When I'm cooking I say "I can make a plate for you too if you want!"
Mergul
What are you gonna do if something replies?
lopeardgaloot
Most likely defecate themselves
MalcolmGliddonmaamlikethepaintbutnotspelledthesame
My ddf is ill be riding my bike next to some parked cars and someone in one will open their door in front of me without knowing im there
PreciousPotato
Isn't a ddf supposed to be irrational? I mean, they even teach you in driving school not to pass too closely to parked cars, because /1
PreciousPotato
the people in the cars might not see you in time, not matter if you drive a car or a ride a bike. This actually applies to passing any /2
PreciousPotato
cars, no matter how they are parked, or if. Always assume they don't see you or don't pay attention.
headfairyleo
When I randomly eye contacted someone, I just scream "I know you can read minds" in my head
krispykreme420glazeit
Lots of people do this. So, when I think someone is doing this, I maintain eye contact and shake my head "no".
JustHereForTopComment
Same. Am I weird?
thisappisajoke
I don't know anyone who isn't weird.