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Oct 31, 2015 1:19 AM
stillwaitingonthedamnedcommittee
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IDevelopGamesAndShitButMainlyGames
"Hey, kids, wanna buy some rugs?" -Pejman Nozad
BlitzBallisBest
I'm not encouraged by you showing me the extremely rare chances of people making it big. 99% of people are not gonna be Zuckerberg, etc.
TrajectoryUnknown
Best of luck Caroline. I don't quite know who you are, but OP seems like a nice person. Godspeed to the FP, little post.
woot000
I don't think bringing a pet will help me focus...
tartytarttart
oh no, im Caroline. Is this directed at me?!?
scavyx
MUST OF THIS IS BS
Fintamin
"Have you cuddled a living being in the past two days?" ..... really, you had to go there?
procax
Tending your own bar is already a success story. It is not an 'indirect' way to success.
smithsmithson
Prison should still be a possibility for the scientist.
AztecPriestess
#5 I certainly doubt having a pet, at the very least a cat, with you would help you focus on the work you're supposed to be doing. (1/2)
AztecPriestess
Have they never owned a cat? (2/2)
ellert0
I know you are just joking but in all seriousness, pets can wind that apathy out of you and get you actually working.
IOnlyCommentPeriods
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slimvictor
As as 45-year old, I feel more depressed now than I did before I saw this.
BlueRingedOctopusPoison
Yep. These graphics tell me my chance of success is, to a good approximation, zero.
whaleoftime
How to be successful: close Imgur tab and get back to work.
usernamerandom
Caroline, I've been there. Life is worth it. Please call 1 (800) 273-8255 >
usernamerandom
or chat at http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/GetHelp/LifelineChat.aspx. It's free and confidential. Big hugs!!!!
usernamerandom
This goes for everyone else, too!
7orqu3
In a year I will have 2 degrees and still have no fucking idea what to do
ILovePomeranians
I really feel like I should've actually read that stuff...
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
I'm scared... Don't hug me.
bsArtst
25, given up and life's so much easier now. McJob, no social life, no friends, and a ton of hobbies. Really livin' it up. Kill me, please.
america91
I love you as a brother/sister!
KnudsenMoppel
Feel you !!
imdrunkIpoststuffsobermewouldneveradmit
I can solve 1+1, 3!!!
Sylthsaber
Please everyone knows 1+1= window duh.
imdrunkIpoststuffsobermewouldneveradmit
SHIT
SpankyKong
1+1=4 you fucking idiot
revcleo
Well, for sufficiently large values of 1 at least.
kowalibear
I'm 32. Most of these infographics tell me its either Mary Kay or death.
JamBarn
Learn a trade. :D
kowalibear
I'm doing OK in life, but thanks.
agamemnonymous
Coincidentally the same thing Mary Kay said
kowalibear
Touche
BirdLady
Hey man, Mary Kay is pretty dope.
ydnab
I'm 34. just auditioned for my first play, and landed a moderate role. Never acted before in my life. Never too late.
dangerkitty
What you should take away is that before you can become a success you must have a body of experience to work from. Success is never instant
WoodsofNika
So at 27, I have 3 more years to get my shit together? Time to waste it on Imgur.
needsanawkwardgf
(...six years later)...crap
boom1chaching
Ray Kroc was 52 before he did something great. You've got another 25 years of Imgur.
freakstate
As a 30 year old.... shit, I'd better think of something
FrozenFoodGuy
I’m 31, guess i’m fucked
teachampion
Sucker, I'm 26 and get to waste a whole year more than you!
apersonfromtheinternet
anyone who realized they're completely worthless and made peace with it would not be in any way influenced by this p.c. bullshit. good day
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Yeah depression can't be cured by bs infographics.
StTemporalGrace
It can't. But, the time it took OP to make this for Caroline might let her know she's cared for in a way that just hearing 'I care' doesn't.
KnudsenMoppel
Upvote linke think about it and go to sleep again after finishing one vor so pizza. Life is a bitch so am i.
LePuma
Sometimes thinking about my future in my 30's males me anxious and sad. This helped. Thanks, OP.
LePuma
makes*
revcleo
If you've got 30 males to be in, that doesn't sound too bad.
thecactusfucker
I do all of the things listed on #4 at the same goddamn time... fuuuuck me....
DavidMakalaster
#4 I guess that's why I stuck with riding my motorcycle, I expected fast results and got them.
graehall
Hehe. I feel like that list could be pared down to a shorter and stronger set of causes. It would also benefit from examples for each.
Edutittam
lol @ "Until 25 Mark Cuban was a bartender at his OWN BAR" HE HAD HIS OWN BAR AT 25
JeffreyDohmerWithAnO
Yeah but he was so poor he had to actually work there too! Crazy! .....
blakstripesxx
I laugh at that every time this is posted. Poor Mark Cuban...
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Yeah but what the fuck do you do when your body is falling a part and most days involve immense physical pain? Wtf do i do? Huh? Huh!?
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
They never give you advice for the fucked up shit. You notice that? They always say it'll be ok but what if it really isn't?
Ophelis
They can't. Every optimist hides behind a glass wall of false hope and an underlying fear of helplessness.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
I can't afford to be optimistic. Life will not be ok for me, my body is falling apart. I'll just endure.
Ophelis
I feel incredibly sad for you. I hope euthanasia becomes a commonplace, viable option within our lifetime.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
I'm not terminal or anything. Just have a shitty body and most likely fibromyalgia. Just hurts most of the time.
Ophelis
It's disgusting that those suffering are forced alive for the sake of everyone else's upset. The right to die is always brushed aside.
SnapeKilledDumbledore
Doesn't change the fact that I have 0 motivation to get out of bed in the morning and have no idea where I'm going with my life.
trainingwhale71
Feel that
mmurrbles
The best advice I've received is have a goal. Whether you fail or decide this path in life is not for you, you've accomplished something.
TheWasp
Same here. & being depressed w/ anxiety having ur SO yelling at you every morning to get a job. If it was that easy I would. Vicious cycle.
popejubal
I feel the same way a lot of the time. I don't know if my stuff will work for you, but one thing I do is to go out with friends even 1/2
popejubal
though I don't want to. I mostly enjoy it (some), but more importantly, it gets me out of my house and out of my head for a while. 2/2
Mozzeltoff
It's hard. I know. Some times we can't fight the under lying causes, or the big issues, but we can make a start with the little things. 1/2
Mozzeltoff
Keep everything you want to use (electronics, books, entertainment) in another room. Sleep in one room, live in another. Encourage yourself.
CultofCedar
Me too man. Sometimes I think I'll do things but I don't. I lost some weight which is cool, I wasn't really over weight though hahaha
grumblemoose
Thank you!
ryukochan
I have had several bouts with minor mental illness - having a routine and minor goals helps a lot. Accomplishing a small thing helps me >
ryukochan
< keep going throughout the day. If you're messy, like me, throwing everything on the bedroom floor into the hamper takes 2 minutes, but >
ryukochan
< it makes a visible difference in your living space and can help propel you to your next task.
UnknownGenius
I struggle with this; when I actually get my socks off the floor, I get anxiety about whether or not I'll be able to keep it so
TheSwedishMoose
Same as everyone, forward. You don't need a specific destination in mind. Take each day as they come and see what the world had to offer.
laboon
Yeah that's great and all but you do know it basically says nothing right? It's not helpful.
mondaytofridayplane
Maintain physical health as a priority. Social and emotional connections are a must. Decisions won't be impacted by your negative feelings.
Ophelis
Most people that are depressed don't have the motivation to put in the effort into maintaining those things..
mondaytofridayplane
I would say it's a process that requires work but that it gets easier over time. The first step should be realizing your (in)significance.
Ophelis
Usually recognising one's own insignificance IS the cause of depression.