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Nov 8, 2016 2:12 PM
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ImTheButtman
mucho spicy
Sternenkind
That photo of the selfie was taken at Ueno Subway station in Tokyo btw. I've been there so many times. I felt I needed to post this.
oberkrom
the weak should fear the strong
goodoldwoofers
#8 looks scarily like me. Except I don't have a cat.
Twinklepot
#7 I name this lizard Shylock O'Mahoney
Otisoats
#39 the sign above says "Trump did Harambe"
MoleGrips
Never seen a leopard gecko look so much like Danny devito
ElBori
Mr. Krabs is in there! Standing at the Concession! Plotting his Oppression!
CloakedFigure
Supreme dump. Many nice things. Such new. Most like. Peace be upon you.
PascalCasedUserName
#2 looks like Charles Schultz teamed up with Shel Silverstein.
garvamel
You are confusing memes with screenshots
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
Memeshots
Daughee
#39 Trump DID HARAMBE!
687474703a2f2f6d2e696d6775722e636f6d2f3134584247496d
Gross
NavaHo07
That doge about half way through is unreasonably fat. Shame on its owner
TheOriginalMightyMax
Rami Malek always looks blind.
JohnWilkesTableorBooth
DANEE WHY DIDNT YOU INVITE ME TO THAT PARTY JUNIOR YEAR
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YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
No ur wrong
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YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
It's a sacred kingfisher
bvtthole
I need that shirt.
HungoverMoralAgent
I did not expect Žižek in this post.
FlamingoBanjo
Did not expect anyone to recognise Slavoj under this post!
CrocodileDunphy
Does the dude in #1 have Graves disease?
BruunHero
Those are some indifferent looking teletubbies o.0
FluffyPuddles
Can't help thinking something terrible happened to that boy.
TheMaidenSlayer
10/10 would buy that sheep.
VeryMoistTowelettes
Does anyone else have an allergy or intolerance to kiwis? I just noticed recently that my mouth and throat become itchy whenever I eat a one
BlunderbussVigilante
#2 Nah man you have to draw a box. The sheep you asked for is inside.
careToWank
Making Moi WAEEy DOONTOWN WAWAWAWAWA
LajesticVantrashellOfLob
you cant eat a whole kiwi thats like too many bones and feathers and shit
WhatD0thLife
It surprisingly not that unpleasant.
LargeHoman
Maybe you cant
Nineteenletterslong
You got no regurgitation game.
OneTrueSaviour
Yeah and i dont want to fly all the way to new zealand and kidnap someone either
BewareTheCrocigator
We could meet halfway?
OneTrueSaviour
Do you own a boat? because i dont
lighterletter
Heckin bamboozled
PizzaPringler
Shit's WEAK!
NotWelcomehere
*Robot Noises*
OrcSkinSuit
Also protected so someone might get mad. Wait, it's 2016. Someone will get mad.
LajesticVantrashellOfLob
i bet they're all crunchy and tasty...thats the problem with good food, its always either too expensive, bad for you or under protection.
OrcSkinSuit
Deep fry them for that brittle bone deliciousness.
LajesticVantrashellOfLob
mmmm....scrumptious
4thtimesacharm
Shave it with a Bic razor and go to town.
IAmTheBadW01f
I've occasionally sliced them, but honestly it's not like the hair is that long, just rinse it off and chow down
smule
Yea and they taste exactly like Australians anyways!
Coillscath
Mate.
BewareTheCrocigator
Oi look here you
ZOMGNO
How very DARE you.
madcore
Tell that to the baddies of The NewZealand Story
JamesAwkboner
That kid always looks overwhelmed, I'm pretty sure it's the only emotion he has. That or he refuses to break character from Mr.Robot
scootypuffseniorthedoombringer
Same on The Pacific
KeeleonOhms
His face is the major reason I can't watch that show. I need a main character who shows even an ounce of comprehension.
CIAtimetravelinghitlerkiller
To me it always looks like he is just listening and imagining stuff in his head. Knamean? I feel thats how i look when i do that.
RichHammond
It's not his face, that's how his character is written. Just like Bella in Twilight.
KeeleonOhms
Well the character too, but he does a good job of encapsulating "utter confusion and bafflement" in every scene he's in.
RichHammond
I mean, if you weren't yourself half the time and found out your other half had a plan to hack the world, I bet you'd look like that too.
PizzaPringler
Fun fact: Rami Malek is 35, but looks 18.
JamesAwkboner
Sorry, the man always looks like that, also have to give him credit as he sure seemed like a kid in Mr Robot.
PizzaPringler
Honestly I wasn't correcting you, I just found that out on IMDB like 5 minutes ago, too. Just thought it was crazy.
JamesAwkboner
It is crazy. Most 30 year olds playing younger characters just come off like 30 year olds. Like i said, have to give the guy credit.
MoreInternetsPlease
Imagining a vagina smelling like earring backs made me gag.
ZOMGNO
That guy needs to start taking better care of his ears, hygiene isn't that hard. And she needs to take better care of her lady parts too.
Otterhendrix
Reminds me of my first GF in high school. It was horrible.
CClop
You made me wipe my finger behind the back of my ear to smell it. At work. It felt pretty fucking damn weird.
whatthefunke
And the verdict is...?
CClop
Adequate smell. Would most likely eat said pussy.
whatthefunke
lol nice
meltedslugsslimetrail
Mmm cheesy
whatthefreck
Earring backs are made of metal. Vaginas have a metallic scent just before menstruation.
h4p10
Also during menstruation.
SmileAndWaveBoysAndGirls
I haven't smelled either, glad I was spared the vomit induction?
NotAmused1001
Imagining smelling a vagina made me gag.
DurendaI
You and me both.
CrazyCatLad
TMI ALERT: I eat my girlfriend out all the time, smells and tastes fine. Though one of my ex's smelled bad. Oh god, I can remember it. Help.
thirdworldrepresent
you should have brought your ex to salad bars or bring her fruit bowls with lotsa pineapples back then
CrazyCatLad
It was a short high school relationship....only happened once luckily.
TheBlueMuppet
Gotta get ya a clean one! Look outside the family.
assnoodle
Fucking kek +1
GiantDad420
Imagining smelling made me gag.
areyoufuckingshittingmynuts
imagining made me gag
affectatious
Imagining me gag.
zahnkem
Me gag
CorHorizon
What the hell do earing backs smell like? And who the fuck goes around smelling them?!
AMIGARA
Same with a stretched ear. Unless you use wooden plugs, then there's no smell.
Chloexoxo95
Any person who has/had piercings of any kind know that very distinct smell. It's not pleasant to put it nicely.
Brickthedummydog
Ex-Professional body modification artist. Sometimes sniffing your piercing sites helps me solve your problems. Gross but effective
Hoe4GarlicBread
Kinda like really stinky feet but with a more prominent bad-meat & snot smell, also very metallic if using cheap earrings. It's gross
CorHorizon
Yep okay, that does sound disgusting
SummersSnow
Its a bunch of dead skin that collects in all the holes after wearing them for a long time. You don't smell them on purpose. Its unavoidable
PajamaStripes
It's like if mouldy garlic and raw oysters had a gross lovechild.
CorHorizon
Gross...
ActuallyTheSun
And the problem is that when you first smell it, you smell it all the time.
HorsesAreLikeWalkingCouchesWithAnxiety
Stick your finger in your belly button after sweating a while and sniff it. Closest smell I've (unwillingly) found.
poopymcstoppy
Fucking. Gross. Im so sorry.
Hagelbosse
Smelled my wife's right now. Did not smell of anything at all. Y'all got nasty ears
Eichimaru
Her pussy or her earring backs? Either way, kudos?
Hagelbosse
Lol!