Tell me you live in England, without telling me...

May 28, 2021 9:06 AM

If this was Australia, THAT'S GEELONG!

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Lol

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Me, a Michigander: Call me when a pothole eats the pothole repair people's truck. Or can fit half a police man in one

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Bradford represent!!! Whoop whoop!

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Is it really Bradford? Do you know where exactly?

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Found out myself. It's Steeton, apparently.

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It's our entry for the brexit foot shooting event

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Snap! /a/sMLllz2

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Watched them try to break the ice on a puddle in a pothole outside my house, decide it was too difficult, and just pour the asphalt on top

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Wow. Thats just ridiculous.

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NOOOO OMG

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Sorry, i work at an asphalt company (in the US) and... Wow...

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There is a few bits of road in your potholes.

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What are you doing step pothole?!

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I work in a city where they fill in cracking & pot-holing roadway concrete slabs with asphalt.

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Is it Pennsylvania? I learned to drive with those wonderful patch jobs and cattle chutes on the highway.

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Nope, Garfield Heights, a suburb of Cleveland.

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Maybe we need Darrin back out there

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UPDATE: They cleaned up the graffiti within 12 hours. Road still potholed.....

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Pornhub on in better filled holes seen have

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And then when they come to repair it properly people piss and moan about roadworks and delays

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That’s the British way! https://i.imgur.com/djTuIN6

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Looks like they could've just redone the entire section of road.

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OH LOOK! It’s a “big picture guy”! “Let’s solve the larger issue in one day instead of spitballing it for 100 days!” What do we do CONT>

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Classic Darren there.

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::laughs in michigan::

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We got ice cream flavors for how bad our roads are

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I know. That road looks pretty good right.

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Does this person do comissions, before the suspension falls out my fucking car on the way to work and back? ?? #UKroadsarefuckingwank!!!

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Professional indeed

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We'll get Darren out to make sure they are under 50mm.

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darren, yer stick is too short. y'need a bigger stick Darren m'boy. won't go filling any holes w/ a shortt stick like that.

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You are in the pothole, Darren

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Darren was later eaten by a pack of wolves. And there was much rejoicing.

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Lmao

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Draw a penis on it. Get that fixed REAL quick.

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Put a bird on it

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hahah the way its perched 40mm below the actual road. nonsense.

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wait and the stick isn't touching the ground????????????????????

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There's always tarmac for speed bumps but never any for potholes.

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Different type of tarmac. Speed bump tarmac goes on the road. Pothole tarmac goes in the road. Duh.

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Science !

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We have speed bumps at ours and each is a different height and width. Bloody lottery trying to go over them without breaking your teeth

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Don't forget the ones that are basically a curb with a rounded edge for parking lots. Guaranteed frame-scrapers unless you're in a truck.

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My new invention, speedholes.

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Loving your work ! +1

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Potbumps?

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That’s what I call my man tits.

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i dont think it works very well when you snort it

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Isn't that also called needle tracks ?

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They make the car break faster.

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Must be in Darren's council

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Can't be, those have actually been patched!

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Ahh, but Darren's spirit level measured >5cm

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Exactly, so if Darren was involved, they wouldn't be badly patched potholes, they'd still be potholes!

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But Darren's moment of fame was measuring <5cm. >5cm needs patching

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Darren measured >5cm as <5cm. Therefore anything over 5cm is reported as under 5cm when Darren is involved, and doesn't get patched.

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This person has great spray can penmanship... damn

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He works for the council painted yellow lines

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In the industry we call it "Great Can Control" Lushsux taught me that.

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Deliberate practise.

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But spelled it backwards

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That's how road signs are written outside the US. Yours look backwards to us

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Oohh, yeah we do everything backwards here, its annoying.

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I'm forever reading things backwards and I grew up here. You start at the top. Who the hell reads bottom to top?!

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My thoughts exactly. I'm seeing a surprising number of people that seem to think you read bottom to top. I've never seen road signs made >

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> bottom to top anywhere in the U.S. These people are nuts.

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In all fairness the people on pornhub are professional hole fillers.

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I guess not all of us frequent the Amateur section?

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Ha never, it seems awkward ..

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That's just your mom, nothing to feel awkward about

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No, I watch professionals to see my mom.

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Like father like son eh?

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