May 28, 2021 9:06 AM
YourBossIsWatchingYou
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BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
If this was Australia, THAT'S GEELONG!
pds1973
Lol
crypresthesia
Me, a Michigander: Call me when a pothole eats the pothole repair people's truck. Or can fit half a police man in one
inappropriatecop
Bradford represent!!! Whoop whoop!
bc7654321
Is it really Bradford? Do you know where exactly?
Found out myself. It's Steeton, apparently.
SteveChandler
It's our entry for the brexit foot shooting event
Gamemaster64
DocBeeblebrox
Snap! /a/sMLllz2
marthafarquar
Watched them try to break the ice on a puddle in a pothole outside my house, decide it was too difficult, and just pour the asphalt on top
Bcary461
Wow. Thats just ridiculous.
rainbowopossum
NOOOO OMG
Sorry, i work at an asphalt company (in the US) and... Wow...
mercbrit
There is a few bits of road in your potholes.
fbutt09
What are you doing step pothole?!
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
I work in a city where they fill in cracking & pot-holing roadway concrete slabs with asphalt.
AmishHighlander
Is it Pennsylvania? I learned to drive with those wonderful patch jobs and cattle chutes on the highway.
Nope, Garfield Heights, a suburb of Cleveland.
jlw7681
Maybe we need Darrin back out there
UPDATE: They cleaned up the graffiti within 12 hours. Road still potholed.....
mawqs
Pornhub on in better filled holes seen have
Raxiel
And then when they come to repair it properly people piss and moan about roadworks and delays
superhans1988
That’s the British way! https://i.imgur.com/djTuIN6
FragileDonkey
Looks like they could've just redone the entire section of road.
Grandterminus
OH LOOK! It’s a “big picture guy”! “Let’s solve the larger issue in one day instead of spitballing it for 100 days!” What do we do CONT>
4goodsuccess365
danbrazier
Classic Darren there.
m4uboy
::laughs in michigan::
isitweirdthatithinkpoopissofunny
We got ice cream flavors for how bad our roads are
DontforgettobuyQtips
I know. That road looks pretty good right.
Fnarrrr
Does this person do comissions, before the suspension falls out my fucking car on the way to work and back? ?? #UKroadsarefuckingwank!!!
OGBubbleGoose
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Professional indeed
AmotsEinhorc
We'll get Darren out to make sure they are under 50mm.
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ruferto
darren, yer stick is too short. y'need a bigger stick Darren m'boy. won't go filling any holes w/ a shortt stick like that.
CardeasIV
You are in the pothole, Darren
BioGoji1989
Darren was later eaten by a pack of wolves. And there was much rejoicing.
htapoicoS
Lmao
ElGatoMx
Draw a penis on it. Get that fixed REAL quick.
Icantbeli3vethisisstillavailable
Put a bird on it
chrismofer
hahah the way its perched 40mm below the actual road. nonsense.
wait and the stick isn't touching the ground????????????????????
BalaclavaBob
There's always tarmac for speed bumps but never any for potholes.
Lurkninja
Different type of tarmac. Speed bump tarmac goes on the road. Pothole tarmac goes in the road. Duh.
Science !
dtleanne10
We have speed bumps at ours and each is a different height and width. Bloody lottery trying to go over them without breaking your teeth
OtterlyMagnificent
Don't forget the ones that are basically a curb with a rounded edge for parking lots. Guaranteed frame-scrapers unless you're in a truck.
WehWehWeh
My new invention, speedholes.
Loving your work ! +1
ImAnActionBirb
Potbumps?
CaptainThePirate
That’s what I call my man tits.
spacecasethebassface
i dont think it works very well when you snort it
Ozzy98
Isn't that also called needle tracks ?
JBloodthorn
They make the car break faster.
mustardcutter
Must be in Darren's council
ChloeRed
Can't be, those have actually been patched!
dingofdong
Ahh, but Darren's spirit level measured >5cm
Exactly, so if Darren was involved, they wouldn't be badly patched potholes, they'd still be potholes!
But Darren's moment of fame was measuring <5cm. >5cm needs patching
Darren measured >5cm as <5cm. Therefore anything over 5cm is reported as under 5cm when Darren is involved, and doesn't get patched.
NeW0lf
This person has great spray can penmanship... damn
lurkyouallnightlong
He works for the council painted yellow lines
Lainey666
In the industry we call it "Great Can Control" Lushsux taught me that.
harshm5772
Deliberate practise.
Whowhywhatwhere
But spelled it backwards
WelcomeToMyShadowCabinet
That's how road signs are written outside the US. Yours look backwards to us
Oohh, yeah we do everything backwards here, its annoying.
textilelover
I'm forever reading things backwards and I grew up here. You start at the top. Who the hell reads bottom to top?!
sylkysmooth
My thoughts exactly. I'm seeing a surprising number of people that seem to think you read bottom to top. I've never seen road signs made >
> bottom to top anywhere in the U.S. These people are nuts.
In all fairness the people on pornhub are professional hole fillers.
mormacil
I guess not all of us frequent the Amateur section?
Ha never, it seems awkward ..
That's just your mom, nothing to feel awkward about
No, I watch professionals to see my mom.
Like father like son eh?
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
If this was Australia, THAT'S GEELONG!
pds1973
Lol
crypresthesia
Me, a Michigander: Call me when a pothole eats the pothole repair people's truck. Or can fit half a police man in one
inappropriatecop
Bradford represent!!! Whoop whoop!
bc7654321
Is it really Bradford? Do you know where exactly?
bc7654321
Found out myself. It's Steeton, apparently.
SteveChandler
It's our entry for the brexit foot shooting event
Gamemaster64
DocBeeblebrox
Snap! /a/sMLllz2
marthafarquar
Watched them try to break the ice on a puddle in a pothole outside my house, decide it was too difficult, and just pour the asphalt on top
Bcary461
Wow. Thats just ridiculous.
rainbowopossum
NOOOO OMG
rainbowopossum
Sorry, i work at an asphalt company (in the US) and... Wow...
mercbrit
There is a few bits of road in your potholes.
fbutt09
What are you doing step pothole?!
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
I work in a city where they fill in cracking & pot-holing roadway concrete slabs with asphalt.
AmishHighlander
Is it Pennsylvania? I learned to drive with those wonderful patch jobs and cattle chutes on the highway.
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
Nope, Garfield Heights, a suburb of Cleveland.
jlw7681
Maybe we need Darrin back out there
YourBossIsWatchingYou
UPDATE: They cleaned up the graffiti within 12 hours. Road still potholed.....
mawqs
Pornhub on in better filled holes seen have
Raxiel
And then when they come to repair it properly people piss and moan about roadworks and delays
superhans1988
That’s the British way! https://i.imgur.com/djTuIN6
FragileDonkey
Looks like they could've just redone the entire section of road.
Grandterminus
OH LOOK! It’s a “big picture guy”! “Let’s solve the larger issue in one day instead of spitballing it for 100 days!” What do we do CONT>
Grandterminus
4goodsuccess365
danbrazier
Classic Darren there.
m4uboy
::laughs in michigan::
isitweirdthatithinkpoopissofunny
We got ice cream flavors for how bad our roads are
DontforgettobuyQtips
I know. That road looks pretty good right.
Fnarrrr
Does this person do comissions, before the suspension falls out my fucking car on the way to work and back? ?? #UKroadsarefuckingwank!!!
OGBubbleGoose
Bcary461
Professional indeed
AmotsEinhorc
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ruferto
darren, yer stick is too short. y'need a bigger stick Darren m'boy. won't go filling any holes w/ a shortt stick like that.
CardeasIV
You are in the pothole, Darren
BioGoji1989
Darren was later eaten by a pack of wolves. And there was much rejoicing.
htapoicoS
Lmao
ElGatoMx
Draw a penis on it. Get that fixed REAL quick.
Icantbeli3vethisisstillavailable
Put a bird on it
chrismofer
hahah the way its perched 40mm below the actual road. nonsense.
chrismofer
wait and the stick isn't touching the ground????????????????????
BalaclavaBob
There's always tarmac for speed bumps but never any for potholes.
Lurkninja
Different type of tarmac. Speed bump tarmac goes on the road. Pothole tarmac goes in the road. Duh.
BalaclavaBob
Science !
dtleanne10
We have speed bumps at ours and each is a different height and width. Bloody lottery trying to go over them without breaking your teeth
OtterlyMagnificent
Don't forget the ones that are basically a curb with a rounded edge for parking lots. Guaranteed frame-scrapers unless you're in a truck.
WehWehWeh
My new invention, speedholes.
BalaclavaBob
Loving your work ! +1
ImAnActionBirb
Potbumps?
CaptainThePirate
That’s what I call my man tits.
spacecasethebassface
i dont think it works very well when you snort it
Ozzy98
Isn't that also called needle tracks ?
JBloodthorn
They make the car break faster.
mustardcutter
Must be in Darren's council
ChloeRed
Can't be, those have actually been patched!
dingofdong
Ahh, but Darren's spirit level measured >5cm
ChloeRed
Exactly, so if Darren was involved, they wouldn't be badly patched potholes, they'd still be potholes!
dingofdong
But Darren's moment of fame was measuring <5cm. >5cm needs patching
ChloeRed
Darren measured >5cm as <5cm. Therefore anything over 5cm is reported as under 5cm when Darren is involved, and doesn't get patched.
NeW0lf
This person has great spray can penmanship... damn
lurkyouallnightlong
He works for the council painted yellow lines
Lainey666
In the industry we call it "Great Can Control" Lushsux taught me that.
harshm5772
Deliberate practise.
Whowhywhatwhere
But spelled it backwards
WelcomeToMyShadowCabinet
That's how road signs are written outside the US. Yours look backwards to us
Whowhywhatwhere
Oohh, yeah we do everything backwards here, its annoying.
textilelover
I'm forever reading things backwards and I grew up here. You start at the top. Who the hell reads bottom to top?!
sylkysmooth
My thoughts exactly. I'm seeing a surprising number of people that seem to think you read bottom to top. I've never seen road signs made >
sylkysmooth
> bottom to top anywhere in the U.S. These people are nuts.
Whowhywhatwhere
In all fairness the people on pornhub are professional hole fillers.
mormacil
I guess not all of us frequent the Amateur section?
Whowhywhatwhere
Ha never, it seems awkward ..
mormacil
That's just your mom, nothing to feel awkward about
Whowhywhatwhere
No, I watch professionals to see my mom.
mormacil
Like father like son eh?