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Mar 11, 2017 2:57 PM
damnallusernamesaretaken
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Fluffycorn
Then kiss his forehead and whisper "No homo"
Darwin333
This Makes me moist...
russrob84
10 seconds later....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74BlHdTi2DI
iseethebluescreen
I've done this but the guy asked me to and he also didn't have hands.
Buddha7
Ybrian is right!
SuspiciousCharacter
sigh. *rezips*
ilikecheeseburgers
XYZ
sweetburrahwine
Just tell him "there's a security breach at Los Pantalones"
hoiwilmer
Did you just assume my gender? You guessed correctly so i'll let it go this time
TheLastSquare
My fly was open a couple days ago. No one told me about it. I am the kind of person to tell people if their fly is open. I was saddened.
urmommasfartbox
with your teeth
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
tyrunn
Pro tip: a small kiss on the tip of the nose after is also traditional
ZombiePirateLeChuck
Zip it up and zip it out!
BarfTittiesGalore
Zippedy Doo Dah, Dave. Mm buhbye.
ProbablyNotAnActualElephant
Zip it, zip it good.
RayLiottaLaughsAtIdiots
I always yell "HOTDOGS FOR SALE!!!!!!" Loudly until they get what I mean.
CivitatemInkas
You may not wanna do that to a stranger in public... That's a great way to get a couple broken ribs.
VexingRaven
They won't be a stranger after this!
CivitatemInkas
Either lovers... Or enemies.
mycatisacow
I mean, isn't this how everyone does it?
TheCattyDee
I usually ask people if they're selling hot dogs/tacos.
viking39
Nope not gun dust , First Bush pres
persephone711
Pandajam
My boyfriends fly is always down so I do end up doing this
yourcreepyunclefriendly
My gf does this. My friend also did this too me at a party before I even had the chance to do it myself. I laughed hard
TinCook
But does your uncle do it too?
yourcreepyunclefriendly
Of course, it's a family tradition
UrsusDerpus
Have you considered that he's leaving it down so that he can get you to do it for him?
Pandajam
No I know he's just an idiot haha
Alcoholistheanswer
Maintain eye contact throughout the whole process to show dominance.
PsychicNinja55
And do it slowly, really slowly.
slumshoes
Then give it a couple of tugs when you're done zipping up. Three tugs would be gay so don't do that.
mrcowthelegendairy
And a little kiss to show you care
CodeHandLuke
Dont forget the confident pats afterwards. Try to get the balm of the hand in full contact with the bulge.
uniro
What balm do you use on your hands? I bet they're really smooth! :)
CodeHandLuke
Crown royale whiskey is what i use, keep mah hands smooth and mah mind shrap as a wip.
uniro
:) have to try that. Am getting old people-dry-hands. You also a member in club pudgy hands? (shrap; wip vs sharp and whip)
CodeHandLuke
Morre like meaty fingers http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/6e/6e5d9e2d5424b8f64c1939ca873ea196767aa78b60b651cf08a2d99917d55bd5.jpg
Kirishi
PinballWizzrobe
TheSmartyCat
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Leverbee
AIterdcarbon
TheSmartyCat
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Nexus763
Yours and PocketS4ND's comments just... I don't have the words
MiniGiraffe
Grumpalumpacuss
Well.... that's a new one for me
cavemango9
Must have caught something in the zipper
RalphTheWonderLlamaahhhh
RalphTheWonderLlamaahhhh
VictarionsCrispyArm
What in _______nation?
dj505
Car
DickwadMcDucking
fag
NotEven0nce
FUCK
Eaglemk4
Tar