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Dec 4, 2016 12:27 PM
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AwesomeTeddybear
This annoys me soo much
flowseeker
Thanks, title.
ActorDiaboli
She's lucky it was a train to Cambridge and not a train to south London. She would have been sent home in pieces
WalkingMurphysLaw
Thought it was going to be a dog or something
Obi1thejedi
In my country this is legal ground for public stoning. Since I don't own a country...
FlightRisk3154
Being british. *tuts furiously*.
induren
WHAT THE FUCK
TonyFriendly
I was worried the daughter was actually the Loch Ness monster asking for tree-fiddy.
Wraithly
603moose
this is how murders occur
Storyainthadnomoral
Moccurders
603moose
occur-icide
Fleggy
Shout out to my Hitchin massive!
Muskatnuss
Americans abroad, so fantastic. Also please, when on public transport, you can talk to one another but it doesn't have to be this loud.
linbeb2
That lady needs a Juana's or fifty.
wisnsoky
Americans.
Ryanc83
Maybe the husband is a creep and she is afraid of the daughter being alone with him.
noirthesable
Then she wouldn't have said "Thank goodness", she would've said "Tell them to keep him away from her"?//
Ryanc83
That's a good point
GabMohally
???? bloody americans!!
KingZullu
Can't hit women but you can shake the shit out of them
PleaseMindTheGap
LittlePoseidon
What just happened?
Daedravex
Even if her daughter really was alone, I don't see how putting the train out of service really helps.
Daedravex
It could've just kept going after the mother got off on the next stop.
sakurafanelia
I was convinced the twist is her daughter is an adult/teen.
hopey21
Same but a cabbage
KunFayyaKun
She was on the train the entire time.
TrendyOP
With her dad
JonCollinson
I wish I had a pointless friend called Richard.
Mugz
The bloke behind the desk looks like he spent most of his formative years upside down in a toilet.
notsuddenlyandunexpectedly
Cambridge born and bred
Storyainthadnomoral
We're looking for that all-important, pointless answer
GlowstickJedi
Vanuatu!
Storyainthadnomoral
I haven't watched it for ages but I've just learned something. I thought they liked the DRC? Is it Vanuatu now?
ElDudeBrothers
I think it was the Central African Republic or something
soylentgreenisthefuture
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...
englishaccentnotbritish
Woooo Cambridge on Facebook!!
itsTronBonne
That moment when you go "omg, I know that place...". Imgur is a wild place.
andyskeels
As an American, stupid American...
BritishBatman
why in the fuck was she so scared then?
nclu
I'm convinced self-important moms are Satan's prized minions.
Insomnia297
Because she's in a marriage without even a semblance of trust. Dumb cunt.
Daffodildoe
Maybe her husband wasnt with the daughter at first. But found her, when they called the station zhe found out
GerberLegalTeam
If that's true then that would be very reasonable.
ChanningTastum
A proponent of American women are hysterical nutbars
FierceAndAdorable
Not all Americans are that idiotic/self centered
RadishIsAMeat
I don't think anyone said they were...
Daffodildoe
Cause its fake
AModernEpic
The guy tweeting is is a bit of a celebrity in UK and certainly not one to make up stuff for tweets. Quite the intellectual.
Daffodildoe
I have no idea who this guy is, so i didnt know that he "isnt one to lie"
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BritishBatman
doesn't really answer my question seeing as it's a real story, even if the end is humorous.
LargeHoman
Whether it's true or not doesn't matter, he's telling a joke about how the mom flipped out for no reason.
BritishBatman
weather it's a joke or not doesn't matter because I want to know why she flipped out, not the absurdity of her flippage
LargeHoman
I can almost guarantee this isn't a true story, it's just a joke. The point of the joke is she shouldn't have been flipping out. There's1/2
ThisIsFrigglish
No-one complained because you're British.
Gunshanks
Having been to England, the British complain constantly and all the time to the point where you almost forget it's complaining.
tarrbot
But people wonder why Americans are self-involved? Yeah, I'd have laid into her especially were I there as an American.
jurassicmark
But the tutting would have been deafening.
iggyface
Actually, inconsiderate people and transit delays are our berserk buttons.
Suiagg
As a brit o definitely would've complained a he'll of a lot. Just not to the woman or anyone else.
ProfessorMorifarty
I'd have complained a heel of a lot.
Deadpoolio7
No, no, no no no no. Public transport delays, trains especially, bring out a seething boiling rage in us Brits. Fuck rail replacement buses
notsuddenlyandunexpectedly
So, she forgot her child and her husband?!
Daffodildoe
Finds put at the next station that the husband saw and grabbed the child (2)
Daffodildoe
Or the husband was dropping them off at the station and waited for them to leave without her knowing. She tginks the childs alone but (1)
AsianKid013
And that's how "accidents" happen. Like the train "accidentally" ran her over.
TRYoungn
Or she “accidentally” trips onto and off the platform.... 3 times.... in a freak rainstorm.
se24990
As it should have.
noobux
3 times
LannistersSendTheirRetards
The trains out of service tho. Did the people on the train push the train over her body?
Pyronixcore
Would help.
TraitorousTrump3
I would.
AsianKid013
That's why it's called an "accident"
diabLoDesignz
The train is still operable, just not allowed to transport passengers anymore.
threepwood007
Yeah but that would have been hilarious
Catimodes
How do you know there are going to be 8 tweets when you start?
GlowstickJedi
Some twitter apps will split large tweets for you automatically.