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KillDozzer
Finally, someone else knows the pure terror of the werewolf dog thing!
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
Love old Oatmeal before he got all preachy and annoying
KatyaThePyrate
I like cereal with no milk. Its tasty. Plus, I am lactose intolerant, so there is that.
BaguettixoLokopixo
"Holly Fuckfarts" ... Holly Shitbutt this is nice
omgiforgotmyname
op, you are so right!
justplayingdiceuntilthegodscomeback
Nicely done old chap. Cheerio elderly ballsack person.
procrastinationprash
WAT R THOOOOOOSE!?!?
DonKeedik
#19 Release the DRIVE BEE
GunArm
I hate the Oatmeal so much. I don't even know why. It's just awful.
DocRGreen
Poo launcher, son of a bitch I almost snorted in class
711isAnInsideJob
HOLY FUCKFARTS!
VaIerie
I like the no calories free air can.
jethroismaxbaer5772
I would never Superman Punch someone. I'm not a Roman Reigns kind of guy.
Atiouss
AstronautChicken
Marietard
My dad ripped VHS copies of movies off the TV. We had the scariest version of Neverending Story. Just the wolf parts, Atax death, boobs.
MrRandom314159
After that I always liked the idea of getting to know the servants of the villain. Why they'd choose to serve something so clearly evil.
Iforgotthebanana
Scared the shit out of me as kid... No shame saw that fucker in anything like a dark corner for a year.
Sifernos
It looks like my dog with black fur instead, he is a mutt with knives for teeth. He is functionally retarded, we love him.
UmmonPrime
Ah, I thought it looked familiar... either neverending story or werewolf in London.
Shamalamadingdongtoyoutoo
It said from the neverending story on the picture
Rotarded
Fuck! That thing gave me nightmares as a kid. Now I respect his hustle.
Lamplord
May a squadron of beautiful vaginas find their way to your crotch, OP. +1
RobBobertyYT
Fpt04
Go Piggers
Greeneyeddevil
Listen, The Oatmeal, you know I love you. But dry cereal is delicious.
dohawill
May a squadron of beautiful vaginas reach your crotch by days end!
BilldeGrasseHawkingTheArchaeologist
You know, I have been craving a gargantuan bucket of penises lately - @OP probably
vesperlynd
I have the same attitude with pedestrians as with motorists.
KiwiGameDev
I eat exclusively dry cereal including weet-bix
Andalite
People freak out about cars cutting them off because you could crash. You just trip if someone cuts you off while walking
theyar
That's not really why though. It's about seeing faces and body language.
ultravioletultraviolence
well then you crash as well, technically speaking
wolfpackpgh
same with the bee in the car
hydrochlorothiazide
Plus it's much clos3w confines in the car, so it feels more likely that the bee will sting you
SnootyEuropean
especially if you freak out
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Darkspire
Makes those rolls in DnD seem a little less absurd.
DangerTrain
People have died from everything.
capughe
I dislike milk and prefer eating cereal out a bowl by the piece or handful as you might popcorn.
Goku
http://theoatmeal.com
ClaymoreDog
This.
RobBobertyYT
That.
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
The Neverending Storrrrrrryyyyyyyyy Ahhhhahhhhahhhahhhhahhhhhhh
digstermuhooboot
Whirrrrrrrrrrrrr
JackSkeletonBeer
fambil
now it makes sense...
gentlej84
"...a squadron of beautiful vaginas find their way to your crotch by days end." i lol'd
Chronomechanist
Yes. That was one of the images I just looked at...
skyarrow57
#2 the AARP shirt is a nice touch
wolfshades
I'm an immature imbecile. I LOLed at "poo launcher"
DeusVultHeretics
#14 not a problem until you feel something come out as you’re walking.
medsal15
barrowboy42
Also there's fun research about our tendency to dehumanize others in the absence of things like body language and facial expressions.
Charzarding
Squeeze those cheeks
AspartameDaddy
Why would you get up before you've finished pooping? And if you aren't, what kind of XXL dildos are you providing your buttocks, sir?