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Don’t argue with the king of the jungle
Sound on for the full effect
When the Lion says no coffee, you go cold turkey. Feel free to argue if you like
Not my video, sent to me by a colleague who has some old friends in SA.
therealamh
I’d be scared, but I’d probably also be yelling “aye I heard you, fuck off!”
lovingspace
The first growl made me jump and hit next by accident
McMeowenstein
Me trying not to shit myself and act cool
DJEvilBunny
That’s beautiful and terrifying at the same time.
ParallelParkingInABurka
Puffypants2000
Is that at Makalali?
JackTheRippersBrotherHowie
i think someone wnats BELLY rubs
GoodWillHunter
I spent a lot of time in game parks growing up. Rangers have brass balls. Guy who mentored me would be as unfazed as this guy. Insane
Jubetsu
Jungle? Oh right because that one lion went to jungle in that movie
efemral
As an Australian, I’m quite happy with our wildlife thank you very much. Lions are way more scary.
YeahNahNahYeahNahYeah
This is some serious gourmet shit!!
GizmosBabySitter
Knock it off Jules.
taramasalata
Koffiehuis? don't bother boet.
chewylouis
That sound...
Curiositykissedthecat
When there's a lion outside your window, you don't need coffee
Lostradefaog
I'll be stupid enough to just use a spray bottle and tell him to go
addi09
I think he wants a sacrifice better go outside and make sure
57rescraft9
Steel bars are the first thing to go on those windows.
iguessihaveto
I mean why though? I think you could sneeze and blow the walls over.
BigStacksThrowItOnThemBigFatTatties
ELI5: why is a lion outside his windows and he wearing jacket as if he is in a cold climate ?
elisles420
Freezing cold in the morning. Very hot during the days. SA weather.
nooky1100
This is the park Kalagali which doesn't have fences at the camp sites. There're signs saying don't to leave the rondavol you'll be a meal.
OliverClothesoff70
Years ago, I was on the opposite side of a glass barrier from a mature lion when he suddenly let out a huge roar. The fear that ran (1)
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up and down my spine was absolutely primal, despite me consciously knowing I was completely safe. It was a moment I will NEVER forget. (2)
skitman
CanadaDryGingerMale
docneel
Why hasn't he been attacked yet? And there is no glass in the front window. Glass? What the fuck will a glass do? What's going on?
fedeColorTerror
Most lions prefer not to engage with humans if they can. This lion is saying the human to not get close. There's a cat I feed who does it
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
They prefer to attack from the back? I'm sure lions know that humans are "dangerous" animals lion has seen what they can do.
Kbantar
Also, most predators have preferred prey and eat what they have always eaten. As long as they don't know we're tasty and easy to kill.
Iamatinylittlebanana
Are you suffering from addiction issues? Try new lion therapy, ask your doctor if lion is right for you. Side effects include :
LordElups
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PinkEater
No shit chicken wire isn't much of a protection. So standing close to it helps? facepalm.gif
BlackDeku
I hope those windows are pretty fucking solid
FelixTheAnimator
Judging from the cracks in the wall I bet that frame will just pop out under pressure.
crazy5kittenlady
He wants a cuppa too
MontsterTacks
Aslan knows what your caffeine intake should be.
brianthefly
I that as “Asian” like 20 times
brianthefly
*read that
aintnothinbutahounddog28
Yeah and I'd guess that guy is pretty awake already even without his coffee this morning
igobeder
Is there even glass in the window to the right? Couldn't tell.
CascadiaPNW
Right. The window to the right has no chicken wire…is there something. Why aren’t they worried.
igobeder
Maybe wired, when I run in slo-mo there is a brief second where the pic looks pixelated, but poor resolution keeps us from seeing it.
N0MamesGuey
They’ve come to terms with death.
N0MamesGuey
No he says it’s only chicken wire!! Wtf!!!
DurendaI
GutsTheStruggler
Why him look so sad
Sidewinder1018
You might be sad too if you got fucked nearly to death and some chick is biting your balls cause she wants more.
Cthulhuonabike
That loud snarl at 0:35 in the second video gives me chills. It's so raw and intense
Dahliaisahedgehog
I also jumped and got chills o.o
sugarwinder
I experienced a very primal shitting of my pants
keenidiot
Much more chill inducing that what you usually hear in films,
StarmineRendezvous
22s~ into the first video when he moves towards the kettle had me jump lightly. Angry kitteh.
ClassicFrank
Same!
Wilize
He just need some head pads to calm down.. right right?