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One of my childhood's best movies
Jun 1, 2016 10:36 PM
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Beastcorpse
Small soldiers AND cat tax? +1 you gorganite scum
mcwafflington
I hope we don't hit an iceberg
ChairmenOfTheBored
Small Soldiers, its on netflix now!
RubyeKubly49
"Big battles!"
sillyvampire14
This movie gave me nightmares. Then again, so did Ghostbusters.
azmerth
SANCTUARY!!!!
DanielofCamelot
Hello AllenNowshutUp.
Whiteoak789
Totally forgot about this thank you sir I will be watching this tomorrow on my day off!
N0ticeablyFAT
Fair warning: It doesn't hold up well.
TurkeyHole56
Hello alannowshutup
theonedudeoverthere
GORGONITE SCUM!
madeofspam
Those Franken-Barbies were creepy as hell. They totally freaked out & quite possibly gave me nightmares. Mind you I was like 19 at the time.
Sheepyhead
Definitely some kinda weird fetish scene
Asrodrig
I have a sneaking suspicion that this movie isn't as good as I remember it.
5guy
The scene where the kid gets shot in the leg with the corn on the cob holder always freaked me out.
SpringToMyWinter
The soldiers creeped me out a little. I might have watched it too young.
cobragrunt
I saw this at like 10-11. Loved the soldiers, hated the barbies
NeverTrustaHogwallop
Major Chip Hazard was cooler
creegro
Yes, even thought he was a homicidal maniac on a mission. But he was only doing what he was programmed to do.
Thoughtmage
"You got some guts. Let's see what they look like."
m0wgli
This movie is the first time I heard Another One Bites the Dust by Queen
DontLoseYourWay
Dude, Small Soldiers sucks. That movie killed Phil Hartman!
dizzysn
I always upvote Small Soldiers.
NomadNuka
I actually found an action figure of that guy who n a dump. Pretty cool find for an eight year old.
Quincy1032
Small soilders
Abnormallystrongchildren
Just saw that it was on Netflix. Neat
Atmosphere2
I remember visiting the set the first time I came to america. The movie wasn't out yet in France. It was an unforgettable experience
NaryaNenyaVilya
This movie brought us the Rodeo Cheeseburger at BK. Thank you Small Soldiers!
monkeysthatdrink
Halt! Who goes there?
PhtevenSchnabel
Greetings, I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
HotGiraffeAction
And beyond that?
creegro
Hello, Alan.
ForSomeAbstractReason
Mobile and lazy, someone else should really post that gif of the puppeteers shooting this film
bsgt2trekfan88
anything els........IS JUST A TOY!!!
jadespider
Small soldiers....possibly the MOST VIOLENT Pg-13 movie ever made.
BananaAddedForScale
I bought this on VHS from a flea market when I was a kid. Still the best product I've ever spent my allowance on.
ShkingsFuego
For the life of me i cannot remember the name of this movie.
Chefroy
Good luck figuring it out in all this.
dmag318
Toy small stories of soldiers...and a cat
barbarjynx
Small Soldiers
MemeMachineWolfy
This comment's replies are better than the pic
Harryteeters
Back Door Sluts 9
StreetsAheadMemeDude
Toy Story
BB8issquare5
Definitely lord of the rings
Tattooedpineapple
Small soliders
boopitybapity
Hunch Back of Notre Dame
Tatelina
DAMN YOU GUYS WHICH ONE IS IT?!
Nope4151
Terminator
Moosenborn
Miniature Marines
poronkusemania
The mighty ducks
waltk89
Small soldiers, still have my vhs copy.
chekhonte
Tall Folgers
SpaceCatJeffy
Darude Sandstorm
GiantRobots
Sarude Danstorm
Whiskey461
Lemon Party
nmholt
Small Soldiers
NuVanDibe
Itty Bitty Infantry
NuVanDibe
Wee Warriors
HypotheticalHypothetical
small soldiers, i saw it on netflix a couple days ago
HeScreamsForHeDoesNotKnow
+1! Totally going to watch that now!
kreugerwithareuger
Bugs life
thegreatninjaman
Small Soldiers.
Thoraxe123
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
NuVanDibe
Micro Mercenaries
Keairan
Sandstorm by Darude.
NoThought
Pussy licking Gorgonites.
ShkingsFuego
This is not how i expected my comment to be answered
SatanicDick
Return of the Living Toys part 4
NuVanDibe
Mini Militia
poronkusemania
Born on the 4th of July
TheyHaveaCaveTroll
Read that in Brian Reagan's voice
ExtraAlien
Inception
Bradalotz
Big Marines
MoreLikeLawlSchool
I appreciate the implication that a marine is the opposite of a soldier.
feelsbadalldayman
Not sure. Hopefully someone will reply with the name. Ah it's on the tip of my tongue.
CatBlaster5000
Why the fuck did they downvote you so hard?
feelsbadalldayman
Idk. I thought I was being funny. Such is my life though im uses to it :(
ShkingsFuego
It's all gunna be alright buddy
Relsus
Alan Nowshutup.
Mrlolkins
Darude - Sandstorm
ThikLikeOatmeal
Harriet the Spy
smellydogfarts
Jurassic Park
TrustMeImABassist
Boku no Pico
moarbid
I laffd
ICanOnlyDrawBadStickfigures
You're a bad person and you should feel bad! Now... lick the ice cream >.>
BlizzardESK
stop
thatthirstymonk
Toy story 1.25
weliveinaspaceshipdear
Everyone on this website is the most sarcastic fuck I've ever encountered. +1
obelisksarecool
Small soldiers
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
So many people mistake it for Toy Soldiers, which is a very different film starring Sean Astin
DontWorryYouCanTrustMe
I made that mistake a lot, made for a lot of awkward conversations.
Combatmatt
Then there's Time Soldiers which is an arcade game
CoeusDarksoul
And, don't forget, WHILL WHETON!
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
???????????????? I don't know why these are available in my phone. They have nothing to do with Wil Wheaton.
CoeusDarksoul
Questions marks - they are used when positing a statement of inquisition to someone else in a conversation.
poronkusemania
It's on Netflix (us)
obelisksarecool
I literally only said it bc the other two did. Downvote me not them.
obelisksarecool
My points have doubled I hate you guys.