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See? He has a goal ????
Jan 31, 2018 12:01 PM
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Dillonnnyousonofabitch
Soteria95
@redford92
Quaxx
Now we know why the damn chicken crossed the road.
GwyllmLlwydd
Johnson Creek Road, SE Portland.
digme
Is this in Oregon by any chance?
DeakVanNyke
is that that kind of stunning halal?
TooStronkkk
CakeDaySenderkm
Flexster74
Glad I can check that mystery off my list.
MamaKin
But in reality, chickens don't get high from weed and probably just want the tasty seeds ~ crazy chicken lady kin
PanicAtTheCostco
Omg this is so stupid it's ducking hilarious
TheyCallmeChang
I like both, but one before the other
brownsugga
Finally, we have answered the age old question
TheyCallmeChang
Four fried chickens & a coke
alaskangoth
Cock-a-doobie-do?
Flossaraptor
Willie Nelson's pet rooster
teddyboops
Making a weed run for ol' Willie
LargePoutine
Chicken willingly heads for pot.
Gigaroni
screw "crock pot" we got a cock pot!
TacticalGrape
There's gotta be a chicken pot pie joke in here somewhere.
NotThe
fannypackfullofspaghetti
Navrodel
The real joke was that it wants to get hit and "pass on to the other side." It's not a non-joke, just a misunderstood suicide euphemism.
auserwithaname
ColostomyBrag
News later: A chicken has been found dead after taking drugs, jumping off a roof thinking it could fly, and forgetting it could actually fly
FUNKAPUS
I guess you could say... that chicken was fried
AnonymouslyGratifying
I AM A GOLDEN GOD
DarkBusterBaron
They don't fly they boost jumps by aggressively flapping their wings but they can't fly.
VitaminJay
I'm old enough to understand thst reference. +1!
Gasnia
HoldThisThread
Bill Hicks
AOYearOfBirth
Chickens can't fly. Didn't you watch Chicken Run?
AOYearOfBirth
They had to build a plane and shit
scuttleKrab
He said “forgetting it could actually fly”
PersonalDildo
Yes which means that the chicken could fly...
ColostomyBrag
Pardon me. I was thinking of pigs.
SuckAnElf
No but I have owned chickens. They can fly short distances, such as off a roof of a building
eggmuffin
That's hardly flying.
SuckAnElf
Barely flying is still flying
eggmuffin
I said "hardly", not "barely". As in it doesn't qualify. It's not even gliding, just a halfway controlled descent.